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wait till I drop my pants..!
That would be a BAD time to stop sucking, presuming that someone was already doing so!
ok but sucking ON the pants??
I’ve had it happen. Some women are very eager.
Or have very definite ideas about what constitutes safe sex.
Definite, perhaps, but erroneous. Cloth would not be much of a barrier to the HIV virus!
LOL!
Did anyone notice the Japanese words down there? For those who can’t read it, it says: domo arigatou. Translation: Thank you very much!
A polite cat speaking Japanese! That’s amazing! The question is: who was doing what to whom?
Mr. Roboto. Doing the things that nobody wants to.
Yes, what is cute happy cat doing here on a patch that’s about sex? WROGN!
The idea of a polite cat is certainly astonishing, since cats are the most selfish creatures in the known universe – by comparison, speaking a human language is fairly humdrum.
And at top right it says “I am an idiot” (Watashi baka-da)
Hard to find that level of honesty in advertizing!
“Watashi baka da”
“Doumo arigatou.”
Maybe this is the “very bad at doing something” definition of the verb (i.e. you suck at basketball.) So she might be saying “don’t get good so soon, so I can look better by comparison. Thank you very much.”
I don’t suck to start with, so my stopping early or later is a complete non-issue!
Looks like the makers of that ‘my boops’ one are at it again.
Wait, it was spelled ‘my bobs’… yknow what I’m not sure anymore…
And yes, this patch DOES appear to be made by the same people who did that one.
…Suckus interruptus…
My guess is that it’s meant to be that the cat says 「私ばかだ」, the girl says “STOP SUCKING SO SOON!” (which I think is meant to be “sulking”) and the cat says 「どうもありがとう」… Nonetheless, still a friggin’ hilarious Engrish
“Stop sulking so soon.” Yes, that makes a great deal more sense.
Unfortunately, this (and other Engrish from the same creator) are not real Engrish, but entirely made in America by native English speakers trying to capitalize on the Engrish phenomenon.
The Japanese term for Engrish is “Made in Japan English” (和製英語), but this is Made in America Engrish!
geez. stop sucking so soon, haven’t you heard about foreplay?
friggin epic! And she’s even wiping her face off.
Ahh, that would explain the peculiar spots on her forehead…
What would you like to order sir?
Cream-of-some-young-guy.
Start blowing already!
“It’s Mega Maid sir…she’s gone from suck to blow!”
-Spaceballs
You do know that “blow job” is just an expression, don’t you?
It’s the “STOP SEEING AT MY BOBS!” character! =D
As per my link above.
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/01/engrish-stop-sucking/comment-page-1/#comment-35004
I see that link has been removed. How unfortunate. It was a link to the “stop seeing at my bobs” page.
“Watasha baki-da”- I am an idiot.
STOP SUCKING SO SOON!
“Domo arigato”- thank you very much.
If this were different colors, namely Kelly green and white, I would say this sounds like a patch worn by a New York Jets fan. The tone, the attitude, the language, the desperation, it just all fits perfectly, and in this context there’d be no Engrish. Maybe this company changes the stitching to those colors and sells this in the New York market with other NFL merchandise and they’d make a killing.
Even the fans acknowledge that Jets suck? If only Yankees fans were so considerate.
That patch would cost wwaaayyy too damn much.
But worth every penny…or yen as may be the case.
The Yankees happen to be in first place in the AL East, thank you very much, and have just tied a major league record for 17 consecutive games without an error, which suggests that they are quite far from sucking. We Yankees fans have a tradition of excellence not even approached by any other major league team, so we seldom have any reason to disparage them.
Ah, poor delusional yankees fan, unable to comprehend the simplest workings of the universe. Yankees suck. Always have, and always will. Remember the greatest choke in baseball history in 04? WHO was that again? Oh yeah! The Yankees!
Yankees Roster:
Derek Cheeter
Johnny Demon
A-Hole
Hideki Chop-Suey
Weasel-face Posada (seriously, he DOES look like a weasel)
But alas, the Evil Empire has fallen. Even those once under its control now can see the truth. Yankees suck, Jeter Swallows, Damon throws like a girl. Need I say more?
HEY! FOLKS! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Over here! ‘specially if POTO says he’s a Red Sox fan!
Now now, my child, there is no need for violence. I merely wish to guide lost souls away from the path of evil.
Good luck with this lot – it’s a thankless task…
*pops some popcorn*
*pulls up comfy chair to watch*
Ah, Jennifer, you don’t need anything new or comfortable to enjoy yourself. The best things in life are often experienced from ancient wooden seats in the grandstands of Fenway Park.
Yeah, like a World Series title once a century or so, compared to 25 in a century for the Yankees. That’s why we fans of true baseball excellence have no need to respond to the rabid Yankee-haters, regardless of what second-rate team they root for.
That’s only because its a bigger stadium. Fenway sells out EVERY game, and tickets to see the Red Sox go for the highest prices of ANY team online and otherwise scalped. You encounter yankees fans only REGIONALLY. The weak must stay together to survive. AS I said, the outreaches of Red Sox Nation are far and wide, not necessarily concentrated in any state out of New England (tho Maryland DOES have quite a lot). Again, why don’t we FORGET the curse period when comparing statistics. And how like you to include the curse but negate the OLD glory days? If you’re going to include everything, it’s 26 to 6. Face it, your championship in 2000 was the LAST of the Evil Empire. You’re just another team now. Honestly, You’re only our rivals now for old time’s sake. Tampa makes a much better rival than you do as far as standings go. Still, I’m old fashioned. I love to hate you! So, why don’t you take an 86 year break and watch us topple your lead? Again, Damn you for digging up the Papi jersey. Nowadays, in direct competition, the Red Sox best the Yankees more often than not. Against other teams you may do well, but if we were to play entire seasons ONLY against one-another, we would come out on top almost EVERY time. You wanna talk records? I’ll list 2 records set by the Yankees. 9/1/04 Indians win 22-0. Yankees set record for WORST GAME LOSS IN BASEBALL HISTORY. And again, 2004 playoffs, Yankees set record for BIGGEST CHOKE IN BASEBALL HISTORY. They let a PERFECT 3-0 lead go to waste, letting US go on to sweep the series and end the curse. Oh, and we’re tied now, so let’s focus on the future, shall we? GO RED SOX!
Forgot to add in, Yankees fans for the most part (the ones you “find everywhere” are NOT real fans. Its easy and cowardly to simply pick the winning team and SAY you support them. It takes PASSION to stick with a team through an 86 year slump, but to BELIEVE in them all the way. Face it, Red Sox Nation is the #1 most DEVOTED force in all of sports.
Fine, count all the years, even the years the Sox played before the Yankees even existed. 26 to 6. Still no contest! Some people root for a team because of where they happen to play. Other people form a loyalty because of an unequaled history of excellence. You keep your devotion. I’ll take the championships.
First, I made a typo. 26 to 7 as ANYONE will tell you. Or do you not even FOLLOW the sport? Second, the fact that the TEAM has those championships does not make the CURRENT Yankees lineup a good team. Why don’t we focus on 2009? Finally, fandom is NOT based solely on region. Sox fans EVERYWHERE have been with them through the worst of times, most vividly for me the 1986 World Series. You don’t know the meaning of Loyalty, but I hope that you will learn. Stick with your team through anywhere NEAR as hard times as the curse, and MAYBE I will gain respect for you.
All right, I’ve tried to be patient, and have let you make reference to 2004 several times. But now I’ll have to just get down in the gutter and get ugly with you. You folks with tender sensibilities better quit reading now. But this is absolutely the last thing I have to say on this subject, since this isn’t a sports board, and anyway this is absolutely and totally conclusive, as devastatingly harsh as it is. Well, here it is: 1978!!
Ah, the Boston Massacre. Wasn’t post-season like Choke, but it DID bring you up to tie for division lead. Still, don’t forget 1986! Ah, those were rough times. but now that the curse is over, its not so bad to look back anymore. And looking ahead, I see nothing but a COMPLETE turnaround.
“You’re an idiot and you suck”
“I hope it’s not too soon..”
On the first date… Not a keeper.
That said, the second date’s a bet, and booty calls to follow…
Nevermind that this is Engrish on purpose and was sold at Hot Topic a couple years ago.
I can’t believe this is the first comment saying this. Thank you.
I’d enjoy an F instead of an S >8D
Ohhh… No please… At 3 am no… Hmmm… OK, maybe yesssss…
…Or I crack your forehead!
A failed attempt at making one of those awful “boys stink” type of gimmicks. When is it ok to start being terrible at something (which is what I think they really meant) if not now?
hahahaha
i have this in sticker form!!
stolebought it from hot topic!So very mishappy comes to So Soon.