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FIRST!!!
Suck it!
ur my hero
who cares?!?!
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yeah give mi some of that sweet flesh tastiness!
that’s hot.
so here’s a chilled ‘un for you…
Chillduns come in cans now? No more stork?
Does anyone else think that someone wearing this would look like a head coming out of a can?
Just me?
Cool.
What’s the engrish?
Maybe you are Japanese?
Flesh means “skin”
Fresh means “natural, or new” ^__^
I wish I had a copy of the instruction manual for a mail-sorting machine I saw in the early 1970s. It was hilarious Engrish. So many references to a “flesh operator”.
That sounds redundant. What kind of operations are not done on flesh?
Even if it was a misspelling of “fresh”, “fresh operator” makes no better sense. Did they mean a newbie, or untrained operator?
“Did they mean a newbie, or untrained operator?” You got it.
I wish I could remember more Engrish from that book, but it’s been so long!
wonder if 350 ml of flesh taste will have many calories
That entirely depends, of course, on whether the flesh taste is natural or artificial.
i’ll take artificial. the rubbery flesh endless aftertaste is beneficial.
And it is without end.
Sweet Flesh!
Taste Love!
Now there’s a flavour that Kinda lingers.
This drink is the perfect accompaniment to communion wafers. It has the flesh AND the love!
Hey, have you seen those low-fat communion wafers they’re making now? They’re called I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus.
WIN!
I think it’s actually meant to say “flesh”, since it’s right next to the oversized neck hole. There’s no error here.
No, I guarantee it was meant to be ‘Fresh’
Japanese know they mistake the ‘L’ sound a lot, so they over compensate and put ‘L’s where there should be ‘R’s.
I’ve even seen them put ‘L’ into Japanese words when they transliterate them into English
I was staff at an Anime convention in the US, and the Subway next door gave us a bunch of coupons as a convention special.
As we gave them to the attendees, the Registration dept. Head kept saying “Eat Flesh!” (“Eat Fresh!” being the Subway marketing slogan at the time). Everyone seemed to get a kick out of it, especially given the number of cosplayers playing monstrous types, in line for registration.
Well, the main ingredient in most of the sandwiches is flesh, so no role play needed.
Zombie. Eat Flesh!
Zombie eat braaaaaaaaains!
Vegetarian zombie eat grrraaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn.
fairies eat fliessss
Heidi Fleisssss?
I’ve heard of fairy rings, but…..wow!
Nonsense – Dreadful Pun Hell fairies eat the damned who have been condemned to dreadful pun hell, tearing them limb from limb and eating them raw. Whether they’re vegetarians or not. (I suppose that might go part of the way to explaining why we have such trouble with people not staying there and the revolving door never stops spinning.)
god!
Yes?
but like thats funny really funny
IN AMERICA!
onlie in america can peeple laugh at ozer countries attempt tu speek engrish
You wish.
That’s fair, since the rest of the world laughs at Merkins so much.
Seems to me we have a sizable contingent of people from many different countries laughing about others’ attempts to speak (actually, write) English! I can’t even count the number of countries we’ve heard from. Even people from the country of origin of the Engrish join in laughing with us sometimes!
Perhaps this is another book by Elizabeth Gilbert. Wonder what 3 countries she visited this time?
Cannibals and Zombies preferred T-shirt!
OH REALLY?
Taste Buddy Love!
With spermatozoom???
for the 3rd time, SPERMATOZOA!
I think that spermatozoom is something you put in the tanks of your spermatozoa to make them go, well, zoom.
or they just drive around in mazda’s
or spermatoskoda
is it a bird? is it a plane? OMG it’s…Spermatozilla the giant sperm! -take cover y’all, it’s gonna get wet and windy tonight-
Wouldn’t be a bad idea. Did you know that the relative distance a single spermatozoon must travel between miosis and ejaculation (based on its size) is like a guppy swimming across Lake Eerie? Still, spermatozoa would probably drive Nissans (or at least ones with a Y chromosome would.) No offense to Mazda owners.
Wrong. They’re all powered by mitocHonda.
That remark contains the nucleus of a truly appalling pun – it has horrifying potential. Oh, pore me.
Spermatozoa for the third time? I’m impressed!
Me too! What’s the big deal about of the second coming….?
*strike the “of” * 8(
Sweet flesh! You can just taste the love. It tastes like… bacon lube.
Everything you know is wrong!
Black is white, up is down, and short is long!
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn’t matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
When all you’ve got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
^^ So there. I win.
Do you? Do you REALLY?
THANKS for ruining the song!
All these reply posts rhyme, except DarthKain’s – which just doesn’t belong.
I don’t like conformity much. Unless it’s Weird Al, as seen here. Now pass me a bong.
Did Weird Al ever do a parody of the theme from King Kong?
I don’t know, but that would definitely be a great song.
Unless it was too long.
In that case, I would just begin watching Cheech and Chong.
I would just play a game of Mah Jong.
Now that’s just plain wrong.
I guess on this game show I got the gong.
You nong.
*Looks up nong in Australian slang dictionary*
Hey, dr handle! Woo-hoo! Nice thong!
Eek! It’s winter Down Here, and far too cold (especially in the south) to be wearing thongs – you might as well stand in a frosted-over billabong.
Sorry – thought I saw one under your sarong.
Maybe you should wear a sarong.
Ah! You’ve stolen my word! I’ll stab you with this prong..
Hey, is anyone up for a game of Pong?
I thought you were going to suggest ping pong. That’s very popular in SE Asia. In fact, you could probably find a game there in virtually any kampong.
So long as it doesn’t involve that Prime Minister Kim Jong!
He’s playing that odd-one-out game. Y’know.. “One of these is not like the others, one just doesn’t belong.”
But I’m just too strong.
Wow, this whole thing is really bringing in a mong.
I brought the Egg Foo Yong!
That’s enough rhymes now, move along…
I definitely hear the sound of a gong.
Asia network is showing ping pong and mah jong contest between team Viet Cong and Hmong.
Now I see how this thread got so long.
at times like these, it’s worth playing upside down ping pong.
Spare a thought for the dugong!
…lying on a chaise longue.
That one had to come with the assistance of a bong.
John McCain still hallucinates that he’s being pursued by the Viet Cong
The Viet Cong already once came along, so let’s stop this endless ping-pong!
Well, I see ping-pong also already came along, so I guess I’m just a ding-dong.
Only as wrong as everything I don’t know.
Only when you bite a policeman (trust me, I know this).
I did not need your reassurance to believe you have bitten a policeman! That does not strike me as grossly out of character.
I recall her comment that she’s married to one.
Then what’s he doing assisting her in keeping lizards’ mouths open? Is that routine duty for law enforcement personnel Down Under???
He can be a very unruly patient if he requires medical treatment. (The lizard, not the husband.)
are you poisonous?
Only to those who cross me, dahling *bats eyelashes*
your lashes have a funny look..wonder if..
Be afraid! Anyone with bats’ eyelashes probably has sharp little teeth too!
*smiles sweetly*
You always look the same hue to me.
u know that flesh can be flesh of fruit?
Or fresh of flute.
Maybe these were made for the free range vegetarians being served up in that Vietnamese restaurant. After all, they can’t just wander about nekkid – they have to stay nice and warm so their feed gets converted to nice plump vego steaks, not shivered off because they’re cold.
Alice, you’re having too much fun with your new power.
Sorry.
I enjoy how the top of the can continues onto the inside of the shirt.
Maybe that’s how the Dance Crazy shirt works too. We just have to get it off the woman to see.
Well, I’m out! Hope someone can come up with more _ongs up there!
In Oz, if you say “thong” people immediately think you mean the flip-flop type sandals with a strap held between your first two toes (f Australia had a national costume, that would probably be the footwear). So if I had been wearing them with a sarong, you would definitely have seen them. If you were referring to thong underwear (“Have you flossed today?”), you’d have to say “g-string”. When Merkins visit Oz (or vice versa) it causes no end of hilarious misunderstandings. “The dog keeps trying to hump my leg.” “No worries, just smack him with your thong.” “Is that legal here?” Etc.
YOU are my hero.
I once worked with a psychologist from India who spoke with a very British accent and usage. I heard her ask a female colleague, “How big is your boot?” Now this happened to be a woman who was fond of wearing boots, so she kind of blushed and said, “Why do you ask?” Since I happened to know that the Brits call the trunk of a car a “boot,” I was able to facilitate understanding. The Indian lady was looking for help moving a large object.
what you say is wrong! come sit on this chez long…and have a glass of something strong that’ll make your face so oblong..
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GAME LOSES YOU!
that’s ok, can happen to anyone.
Subtle, clever put-downs are an integral part of the banter on this site. Direct, blunt, vulgar, simple-minded insults are not in keeping with the way things are done here, and are not at all welcome. And though I know that “retard” and “gay” are among the “insults” so beloved by youth today, I personally find them among the most offensive insults anyone can level, not because being retarded or being gay is something terrible, but because the use of these words as an insult is an insult to good people everywhere. I had a sister who was mentally retarded, and she had better common sense about things than some people with allegedly high IQ scores. And some of my best friends are gay. And surely I need say nothing about the gross inappropriateness of racially based insults. If this is the kind of thing you have to say, I earnestly request you find another avenue for expression. This site is all about intelligent and amusing give-and-take. If that’s not your thing, then try something more on your level.
JohnB – I understand completely – a friend of mine even has 2 siblings – one with severe mental development issues, and the other transgendered.
But, one thing I have never understood – how do you explain to someone how stupid it sounds when they disparage something as being “gay”, and they are openly homosexual themselves??? I’ve seen this occur with two different people, and on hearing it, I feel like the AFLAC duck in the commercial with Yogi Berra….. Some young people really don’t even pay attention to what they are even saying, anymore.
Which makes their frequent repetition of, “You know what I’m saying,” so ironic, since they often have no idea what they’re saying.
I had a LOL moment when I heard of an acquaintance (a guy in his 20s) being shown how to check the oil in his car. When he was told the device was a dip-stick, his comment was “Gee! I thought that was just something you called someone.”
Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!
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A high school friend who became a college roommate was black, but clearly was a white racist. He often made disparaging jokes about blacks, and never once dated a black girl, only whites. I think it stems from a deep-seated insecurity, a belief that I am really not good enough because of my race or sexual orientation.
Did anybody that likes big love notice that size L, XL, and XXL were 500 ml, 750 ml, and 1L cans?
That’s funny, because when I’ve found myself in situations where Flesh, Taste and Love are concerned, I’ve found that sweet isn’t the taste, it’s slightly sour, and definitely fishy. Wriggles like a fish, too.
There are many meanings for the word, “sweet,” and for some of us, nothing is sweeter. If you’re fully there, in the moment, and deeply care, you can easily believe you are face-first in the very center of the universe.
Well, I was working on denotation there, not connotation.
I do very much agree with your statement in its entirety. Just don’t expect that to happen again.
As I have so often told both clients and friends, never is a long time, even within a lifetime, and we never know what the gods and goddesses have planned for us around the bend.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
whitey?
I would seriously wear this shirt around.
does anyone know where you can buy it. I want it sooo bad.
What I want to know is if the flesh is flied, and if so, if it was born flied.
I never tried it in a can!
Haven’t you been a tourist in Poland?
I want that shirt!!!!!!
The favorite shirt of zombies everywhere!