Q. What is contain it everything? A. Wisdom.
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hmmmmm :/
second!
Q. What is project it everything?
A. Wize Ass
wide ass would contain everything.
No no no…
Q. What is contain it everything?
A. Tupperware!
Q. what is it that contains everything?
A. wal-mart
IN AMERICA!
Hasn’t this one already been done?
you can get it undone these days then redone.
Yes actually I posted this awhile back. Glad somebody remembered
Okay, the curiosity was killing me…had to look.
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/02/19/engrish-what-is-contain-it-everything/
Q. What is contain it everything?
A. Duplicates.
You know, with this website, if you ever miss a day, you can always be sure that they will repost the same picture a couple months later.
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Q. What is contain it everything?
A. A new trash bag from Glad. or
A. The nether regions of ladies like Paris Hilton or Madonna or Kim
Kardashian or Stoya Grey or numerous others?
Or, to be fair, the wicks of all those Hollywood “Studs” or all those
skanky Rock and Rocl/Heavy Metal band members of whom numbers
of females find sexually irresistible? Things that no penicillin or
streptomycin would stand a freakin’ chance against…
or,
A. a phrase that sounds kinda goofy, or,
A. a landfill
What contain it everything?
What has in it the answer to everything?
A big gun, unlimited ammo, and the wisdom to use it correctly.
Puts hands up.
Looses control of bodily functions.
Hopes PoodleGroomer is in good mood.
Keeps hands up.
This is a funny stick. Is it yours? What are we both running from? (The Gods Must be Crazy)
i love that movie!
Coke bottles are EEBIL!
Where is the jeep?
Look up.
Aye yie yie yie yie.
A big gun, unlimited ammo, and the wisdom to use it correctly is as self contradicting as passing the computer deity exams and being awarded a 12 lb sledge hammer.
UUhhh, I come from a part of the world where there are an abundance of both firearms and firearm users. If I hear a statement like that coming from someone, I don’t take my chances. It’s not the Gods Being Crazy, it’s some fool with a 12 gauge pump shotgun being crazy.
It makes one a bit jumpy.
I feel there is too much of a gun culture here on the innertubes with first person shooters like HALO, WOW, Mechs, SEALS, and role playing sociopaths like Liberty Thugee CIty and Muppett Baby Sniper Patrol. I have been luck in that in the last 40 years, armed and unarmed, I have never been in a situation that would have been improved with discharging a firearm. I will remember to use text with orange tips when talking guns with you.
I, too, have never been in any situation where firearms would have been a valid optional response, let alone the only. I actually do tend toward non-violence/pacifism, much to the delight of my Quaker and Mennonite friends, though I wouldn’t oppose whoop ass if the situation demands, much to the disgust of my Quaker and Mennonite friends. It’s kinda nice having a few Quaker and Mennonite friends, since they are never armed and aren’t into whooping ass, though, God help you, you better know your scripture.
The worst I get, as far as confrontational situations are concerned, has mostly amounted to an stream of profanity, forcefully said, and with a certain amount of eloquence, even, in a nice baritone coupled with a very effective glare (in certain groups, the slight Southern drawl may help). It has tended to work, though my physical build may help also. The last physical fight I was in was in 3rd grade (with my best friend). They’ve stayed that way for almost 40 years now, and I hope that’s the way things remain.
So no need for orange tips on the text, I know you’re coming at me with a Super-Soaker at worst.
I know I’ll draw the wrath of many gun enthusiasts for this, but research shows that a gun kept for “protection” is much more likely to be a hazard to the owner than to an intruder. And I speak as someone who believes in the right to keep and bear arms, and who has owned guns in the past.
I’m really getting concerned/disturbed now. This one, like the notebook cover translated from Chinese, makes sense to me. Word order is strange, admittedly, but sounds Confucian to me; not the usual Yoda-like faux spiritually mystic garbaje, either. Don’t think Confucius, or, more accurately, Kung Fu Tzu, would give the same answer, though.
My shrink might need to give me stronger, or different, meds. Or, he’s giving ones that are juuusssttt rriiiigghhhttt.
But my being drunk would just make more of this Engrish make sense. Until I drank so much I became senseless and blacked out. Which is pretty much your advice- if I can’t see the screen, I won’t get disturbed. But how would I piss off the Pun Fairy and get attacked with the wand? I reckon I’ll just piss off the Pink Elephants ’til they run my ass over.
Watch out, those elephants are my friends.
keep away from the flying ones..
Remember, please do not see it while drinking! But there will be something you don’t have after finishing drinking. I don’t know what it is, but people will see it. (See 5/7/09, 4:00AM)
This same picture is on page 38.. or with new postings, it could be on 39, 40, etc. when you view this. Rehash. Done before.
This girl not like rock band guyz. Ugly, smelly, cruel, and stupid, me no like.
1. The relevance of this to the picture above is, if it exists, not at all clear.
2. Obviously, you can give up your dream of being a groupie.
3. Also obviously, you have been hanging around with the wrong bands! Bands, for example, called “Grotesque Cretins” should be avoided.
there’s a delay in the reception…by about one page
I direct you to my comment dated May 30, 2009 at 10:49 am. One of my speculative answers to the Q., namely the second A., covers this subject matter, and she is responding to that, I do believe. That’s where I detect the thematic consistency which should clear up your question about the relevance of Ms. dragonrady’s statement.
Could be mistaken; I would dare not assume anyone’s motivation, especially Ms. dragonrady’s, without more concrete proof, but with theamount of evidence present that would lead me to my conclusion. She didn’t embed her reply, which may be the source of confusion.
I do believe you may be right. However, two of the three comments listed still apply!
No argument there.
Maybe if she hung about with your band Purity Of Dead Flies she might mix with a better quality of person?
Hey, man, we only took that name so’s we could get gigs at Le Chic Beelzebub Cafe Gourmet. It’s funny, you’ve never lived until an audience pelts you with escargot. Plus, of course you never live without pudding, either, from what I’ve heard.
We was the house band at that place. Until our guitar player hooked up with some woman named Nancy Ono or Yoko Spungeon or something like that, and we broke up. We were replaced by some hippies playing heavy psychedelic music who were named “Rotting Corpse Flower.” Think they were from Indonesia; not sure, though.
Of course, there is an actual band called “Cradle of Filth.” I think that beats Purity of Dead Flies!
Does that mean I might be a fellow who might appeal to you, my good lady. My looks seem to leave a positive impression with the ladies, hygiene is important to me for the most part, I’m a “nice guy”, which tends to be the kiss of death when it comes to romance, which is why I perked up a bit after reading your statement, and I’m reasonably intelligent…
I listen to rock and rocl, but don’t play in a band. But I also listen to a lot of Jazz (loves me lotsa Thelonious), and occasional Classical, though Beethoven did have a bit of an attitude and a cruel streak.
Maybe possibly perhaps? I likes me ladies with some sanity and some sense, which you seems to posses.
And yes, I hit on womens on teh internets. Lotta scars from singles ads to prove it. I admittedly don’t hold me breff, since I tends to turn blue awaiting anything positive from ladies on teh internets. But I still keep hope alive!
Click the link, I found it on this page!
Q. What contains everything? A. Wisdom.
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Who comes up with all these stuffs?
It contains the everything, or it gets the wisdom again.
i’m feeling a little wizz dumb myself today
Be careful where you take a whiz! If you whiz dumb, it can get you arrested for Indy-sent ex-poseur.
i dont like this one
You would be saying with your happiness this if you had taken all everything.
Ah, but the more crucial question is, what is it that contains wisdom?
oh that’s easy: as and when everything doesn’t contain nothing.
But everything DOES contain nothing. Contemporary string theory usually holds that the fundamental particles of the universe are literally made out of space. And the Buddhists have been saying for ages that all things are empty, and that the void is the matrix of all phenomena.
it is? why no one told me these things! suddenly I feel outdated..
You’ll have to read my book when I finish writing it!
Once upon a time I had one of those that said, “Eat your vegetable to grow big and strong! Like Popeye!”
ahh.. i love fortunes from fortuen cookies they are always so acurate :]
I always get a big laugh out of the daily horoscopes. They are obviously written for someone whose life is much more exciting than mine! “Today will be a good day to close that big business deal. An old acquaintance will try to contact you, and you should reestablish contact, since this person will have something important to give you. In the evening, rekindle the fires of passion with a loved one.” Hell, for me, that would be a good YEAR!
looks shopped to me