Ramble
If every jack and gill loves bicycle so much, every road would be so marvelous place
Submitted by: Jimster, Via Engrish Funny Submissions
Bicycle label in Japan.
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FIRST!!
You ever watch a major bike race? The road’s a MESS! Can you imagine everyone riding a bike? YIKES
every jack and gill
Jack and Gill go up the hill to breathe in a pail of water?
Jack and Gill go up Brokeback Mountain and discover how they really feel.
WIN!
Here’s an Excerpt of Big 7 (I think it was from Big 7) by the late great Judge Dread – “Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a roll of cheese. Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees”. They just don’t write them like that anymore
Jack and Gill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water,
I don’t know what they did up there
but soon they had a daughter.
Do they mean Jack and Gil? Maybe they’re promoting Brokeback Cycling!
ok i did NOT SEE THIS POST before i made the one above. DAMN YOU FOR TAKING MY IDEA BEFORE I HAD IT!
Your idea b4 you had it? I’m good, but I’m not THAT good!
You mean Brokeback Mountainbiking.
Damn! Why didn’t I think of that?
Fishes need love too!
Klaus: Quick! Straddle mein bowl!
-American Dad
I happen to live on So Marvelous Place, and let me tell you, once Jack and Gill moved into the neighborhood, it was all downhill on a 21-speed!
Get ready to RAAAAAAMMMMMBLLLLLLLLEEE!
ye Olde Engrishe font on the word “ramble” was an interesting choice. Not really what I associate with bicycles.
Actually that fon’t is more Germanic than Ye Olde English. So maybe Ramble doesn’t Mean Ramble, more Goosestep!!
(From (I believe) QI – “Did you know Chefs have created a fusion between Chinese and German food. You eat it and after an hour you’re hungry for Power” 
Jack and Gill netted me much laughing.
Well, they DID ramble… so I guess it’s an accurate description of what it’s said…
At least they’d be permitted to use the path with no pedestrians.
Jack and Gill don’t take any notice of signs. They’re famous for up and downing.
And Jack is famous for broken crowning, which explains his inability to comprehend signs.
If every Jack and Gill loves Bicycle (is that the slang now?), they would be at home decoupling and shifting their front and rear derailleurs, so the road would be completely empty, which I guess would be a mahh-velous place.
And what about the hand signals
I love Bicycle.
Just don’t love it in public. What you and your bicycle do in private is your own business.
Jack dempsey and Gill goldfish the made love on their ramble bike tied to a tadpole. At that instant they felt the load a marvelous plaice.
Stuck down a hole! In the middle of the night! WITH AN OWL!
On owl? ORLY?
Orly??? I always thought that was in France??