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Lakshmi Chowk
The main courtyard of zanana is lakshmi chouck. As and when the royal queens and princes were going out the female sweeped on their arrival, before their boarding the palanquin, greeted them they acknowledged her greeting in a spicific way & she was addressed as ‘bahu halen’
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first, sorry.
You had better be wearing your Frist sari!
…
The main courtyard of Zanana is just two blocks from Bananas!
I thought it was further than that, by about 25 letters or so.
my mind is going zananas.
Are you having apple of my leg?
I love my food cooked in a spicific way!
greeting someone in a spicific way
it’s the Maori nose rub
I have been known to rub elbows with a mayor, but never noses! But perhaps in Alaskan cities with large Inuit populations this is done.
I thought queens called it “coming out,” not “going out.”
That’s only if they’re in coming moon.
It’s never good to come out during coming moon. Wait until going moon to come out. After all, when moon comes full what comes out is werewolves.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!! *snarl slaver growl*
quick…the silver tampon!
Throw in a wooden stake to be sure!
but don’t overcook the steaks..
Or the tampons.
Hrm. Sounds in a way like this is going along the lines of “Cinderella.”
They must have needed an enormous broom for sweeping females, and the sweeper must have been strong indeed! I’ve heard of a man “sweeping a woman off her feet,” but usually just one!
“As and when” — very Indian English!
As and when do you use “as and when”?
As and when it is appropriate.
As and when is it inappropriate to use as and when?
as and when it isn’t appropriate to use as and when, of course.
No, as and when it *is* appropriate to use as and when.
As and when as and when occurs appropriately, what does when add to as, and vice versa, or verse vica?
exactly the contrary of what i’d say.
♫ Hey mama, don’t you treat me wrong
Come and love your daddy all night long
All right now, hey hey, all right ♫
UUUUUhhhhhhhh!
UUUUUhhhhhhhh!
OOOOOhhhhhhhh!
OOOOOhhhhhhhh!
UH!
UH!
OH!
OH!
UH!UH!OH!OH!
WWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAA!
Yes I feel all right!
One of us had to be a Raelette.
So you’d say when and as when and as does not occur inappropriately, what doesn’t as subtract from when, or verse vica, and vice versa?
no that’s the opposite of what i said that it’s the contrary of what i’d say.
I don’t oppose your contrary, but your artery is another matter.
Somehow this reminds me of Mad Libs.
Lakshmi Chowk becomes Lakshmi Chouk? That proves it was HUMAN translation fail and not a computer
Could be a human error in transcribing what came out of the computer.
“Bahu” Halen. The family member Eddie and Alex and now Wolfgang wouldn’t allow in the band. The sitar just wouldn’t fit with the whole Heavy Metal Van Halen vibe, ‘parently.
It was sheer jealously; after he became a Sikh, his hair was longer than anyone else’s.
No, after he became a Sixx he joined Motley Crue.
after he became a sick he went to the female sweeper’s doctor.
People usually go to the female sweeper’s doctor to get steroids. You gotta have some muscle to sweep up females!
They acknowledged her greeting in a spicific way, saying things like, “the help better not get so damn lippy!” or “sweep, wench, or you’ll be sorry if there’s dust on my sari!” or “I’d kick your ass for being so uppity with the princes, but you are untouchable, Bahu, so I must refrain.”
Well imagine that! You learn something new every day.
I don’t know exactly what it IS that I learned, but it was something nonetheless.
…and they all lived happily ever after with the sweeper.
that’s funny…I was trying to post since two weeks back and wasn’t able to. just tried my pot luck this time…
Pot never gave me much luck. I play poker much better straight.
some of the comments and puns were killing me and just wasn’t able to…was i overthrown that time? was it mutiny? who is responsible? who is accountable? why does it happen? who…
There, there. Take two crazy dances until meal get’s, and don’t call me in the morning.
I’m doing my best here, but frankly, this lot are completely unrepentant and irredeemable. The morale amongst Dreadful Pun Hell fairies is plummeting.
call for an emergency meeting at the confairies hall.
Not to mention incorrigible. But after all, it is only poetic justice, that instead of sending others plummeting to Dreadful Pun Hell, the fairies are themselves plummeting. Not so much fun when you’re the one on the way down, is it???
It might be Dreadful Pun Hell to you, but it’s home to me *sniff*
and then when the british people came from britian and started to kill all of the royal queens and princes until they were dead and bleding bahu halen shouted “it’s time for me to live up to my family name and rock their freakin socks off” loudly.
so she grabed guitar on the ground and started playng…
What were the British doing in Britian? I thought mainly the Britianers lived in Britian. And if you kill someone until they’re dead, that seems to imply that you can kill someone without their death. This may have been done once, but it’s been a long, long time…
they also talk english, not british. funny isn’t it?
Who, the Britianers? No, they speak Britianish. The British do speak English. But it would be so much simpler if everybody in every country just learned to speak American!
I heard in Britian they can also talk Ameracin.
Ameracin? Isn’t that an antibiotic that kills off decent chocolate?
No, that’s the antibiotic that can ward off a case of kidney pie!
Ohhhhhhh I going to sleep
Thank you for sharing, little fellow. And let me say you have developed amazing language skills for an infant!
lame
Sorry to hear about your condition. Hope your leg gets better.
That’s some good hindi