Comments on: It worked for Michael Flatley …

By: Nolan4TehWhen

Nolan4TehWhen — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:12:52 +0000

Anonymous: Hey, Slowpoke, you want this get?
*crushes “get” in hand*
*5 minutes later*
Slowpoke: Yes please.
Anonymous: (*e*)

By: janey

janey — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:04:57 +0000

It is indeeeeeeed..

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:00:25 +0000

Is that you in it in the pic too? If so, you can reach me on 1-900-[connection terminated by host]

By: Meela

Meela — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:25:55 +0000

WTF janeeeee i’m soooo confused hahahaha

By: janey

janey — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:15:19 +0000

Considering it’s mine, I assure you whole-heartedly that I wear it, and I wear it GOOOOD.

By: janey

janey — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:14:23 +0000

Not a union suit I’m afraid.. Just a t-shirt, with only that text

By: janey

janey — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:10:02 +0000

I’m so proud that’s my shirt. And I’m almost tempted to go put it on RIGHT now and have a bit of a dance in it just because you’ve all made me so happy ..and a meal too of course.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:55:58 +0000

Still living on that Indian Isle, aren’t you?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:12:10 +0000

If it drank a worm, that’s crazy! You’d have to melt it first.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:09:40 +0000

Maybe it’s dancing crazy because it drank the agave worm.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:23:01 +0000

Maybe it already had worms, that’s why it’s dancing crazily.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:22:18 +0000

Nobody expects the PMS! Its chief weapon is fear, and screaming. Two weapons. It’s two chief weapons are fear and screaming, and craving chocolate. Three. Three weapons. These are fear, screaming, craving chocolate, and also irritability. Four. Amongst it’s weapons it includes… oh, it doesn’t matter, it’s irrelevant because I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:56:12 +0000

Good thing nobody here has one, then.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:32:16 +0000

There’s really no point in wearing a shirt only halfway. Of course, there do seem to be lots of people who wear their pants only halfway…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:57:20 +0000

Celtic dancing is, for me, like opera. I admire the skills of the people performing it, but at a distance far enough that I don’t have to see or hear it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:55:50 +0000

Good advice, really! After my wife’s hysterectomy, I thought the days of PMS were gone. Wrong! Her HRT pills would run out, and she’d be PMS squared! But God forbid I should suggest her foul mood was due to hormones! So if she was being particularly difficult, I would secretly check her prescription bottle, and if it was empty I would phone in a refill, slip out and get it filled, and set it upon the breakfast table without saying a word! That worked for me. She has since gotten off the hormones, but all that means is that I can never tell when it’s going to come on…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:51:38 +0000

Yes, “Waiting for Godot” is an absolute ordeal to sit through. I think I got Beckett’s point, but he could have just written it down and saved me a couple of hours of my life.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:23:19 +0000

The crazy dance get’s the worm.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:46:08 +0000

After all, we had to give up Panda to get Reply back. But I think they’re going to return Panda soon, as he has been creating much Panda-moan-ium there and I think the kidnappers are tired of it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:42:35 +0000

But if you just don’t give a sh!t, that may just be constipation.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:49:48 +0000

Most people don’t know the name of the pitcher, catcher, outfield, and shortstop.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:48:29 +0000

What is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and lethargy? I don’t know, I don’t care, and I don’t feel like doing anything about it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:27:19 +0000

What’s a little blood, compared with the treacherous ground one treads on when dealing with a PMS?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:26:20 +0000

Sounds just like a mental hygiene hearing in Clay County, WV!

By: first

first — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:24:07 +0000

First.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:37:57 +0000

“Waiting for Godot” is such a long and boring play. I wrote a MUCH shorter, more interesting play called “Phoenix Wright: Waiting for Godot” Here’s the script:

Judge: (bang gavel) Order! Order! Order! Court is now in session for the trial of Vladimir Albert. Is the prosecution ready? (turn to procesutor’s bench to find nobody there. Turn to defense, puzzled) Mr Wright, wasn’t Prosecutor Godot scheduled to appear in court today?

Phoenix: Yes, your honor.

Judge: Well, if there is no prosecutor available, then I will have to postpone the trial. The DA will need to select a different prosecutor, and this absence WILL go on Godot’s record. Court is adjourned. (bang gavel. Blackout.)

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:14:47 +0000

Sadly, rebuttle connection disappeared some time ago. Replying just isn’t the same fun as connecting rebuttle. I think at the moment we’re just grateful that we got the ‘Reply’ back.

By: Ben L

Ben L — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:08:21 +0000

Remain clam. Maybe they are fix.

By: Ben L

Ben L — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:04:42 +0000

Apostrophe fail.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 11:34:39 +0000

oh hee hee..this your biscuit, eh? not see you there..hee hee *sweating* I putta da biscuit down, alrighty?

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 11:31:56 +0000

you has apathy or ignorance?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:59:50 +0000

If you think PMS time is here
I suggest that you don’t interfere,
Put some biscuits down lowly
Then back away slowly
And smile, or she might smell your fear.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:54:22 +0000

It’s once the PMS has finished that you have to worry.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:53:31 +0000

GIVES ME BACK THE PMS I NOT HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:03:52 +0000

she squirms she squeeks
she clasps her hands
this young lady is in a trance
she stomps she leaks
she tears her dress
oh me thinks she has PMS!!!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 08:59:18 +0000

you has PMS?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:51:21 +0000

If you’re not what? Into someone’s pants, or thinking too hard?
1. If you’re not into someone’s pants, it’s probably still best not to think too hard. Thinkind too hard can lead to unfortunate results, such as plays like “Waiting for Godot” and thermonuclear weapons.
2. If you’re not not thinking too hard, then just go on about your business!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 04:04:14 +0000

only if you’ve finished with your PMS’s

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:30:06 +0000

I don’t know, I don’t care, and I don’t give a damn. Shortstop.

By: nekorobo1138

nekorobo1138 — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:26:21 +0000

LOL! I would totally wear that shirt.

By: Jimbo is bored

Jimbo is bored — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:56:04 +0000

absolutely

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:09:47 +0000

I don’t know.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:06:40 +0000

Dance Crazy, Til A Meal Get’s….

offered to you so you’ll git off the dance floor and sit your butt down.

That’s what’s printed on the remainder of the union suit she is wearing. That part is printed on the back flap therefore hidden by the jeans. They could at least printed “cont. on back” underneath “Get’s”.

By: moe

moe — Sat, 30 May 2009 10:20:50 +0000

why have the reply links changed to “Reply”?? I want my “Connect rebuttle here” back!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 30 May 2009 05:03:46 +0000

No, What’s on second.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:04:17 +0000

a meal gets what….spewed all over the floor?

That’s what happens when I see Michael Flatley.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:53:30 +0000

I want to get into your pants.
I think they’d look really good on me.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:52:42 +0000

This young lady really can dance,
As she waits for a meal, watch her prance,
She jumps up and down
And spins round and round
As though she has ants in her pants.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:51:57 +0000

What?

By: dardub

dardub — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:19:04 +0000

They obviously cropped out the matching pants which solves the puzzle.