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Fashionable
Aftertaste without end
Unable dispute
Hot see the good taste.
Submitted by: aussie.gold via Engrish Funny Submissions
Packet of almonds from Asia supermarket with five lines of Engrish.
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Certainly moredeliciousthanIcanunderstand.
Some form of haiku? I also love how the text underneath this Engrish is some more mistranslated Engrish…. (“see” instead of “sell”)
See the taste? I s’pose that makes as much sense as feeling a think.
I could give you the names of certain molecules that would enable that to make a great deal more sense. However, the names alone would not do it, you would have to take them. And then you might end up with aftertaste without end. Or just end without aftertaste.
I can has Lysergic acid diethylamide? :p
No doubt you can has it. But if you has it, it also has you, and if you don’t want to has it any more, it might not let go!
It givz me a flavor I canz hear.
Aftertaste without end would drive me nuts!
But would it drive you almonds?
For some of us, that’s only a short drive.
Some of us walk that far every day.
The aftertaste from the unprocessed shell around cashews comes from urushiol, the active ingredient of poison ivy.
Bitter almonds contain the chemical precursor to cyanide.
Walnut shells contain juglone, a compound with tranquilizing effects.
so do mine!
No dear, you produce enterotoxins.
But don’t forget, it’s a fashionable aftertaste! So you would be endlessly fashionable, which is not easy to pull off.
So this means that you’d never taste anything else again? It seems this would become wearisome.
I’d like to dispute
Unable dispute. And disable unpute.
Definitely a fashion statement.
Lovely style, like a pee pie!
They don’t look like peenuts.
I hate peenuts. Must aim better.
aim for peenut butter.
I have never kept that in my toilet, but if you think it will help…
It is more delicious than I can tell! But is it delicious? I can’t tell!
Delicious irony!
That’s it, express those life feelings!
An apple. More delicious than William Tell.
Scotch Bonnet, Harbenaro, Thai, and bhut jolokia chili pepper; the taste that keeps on giving without end.
…until Jesus says “Milk”, anyway!
Or Milk says, “Jesus.”
We have 5 hot sauces:
hot
Mon Deus
Makes gringos buy beer
bidirectional concurrent flame
Pray for death
“I CAN TASTE THE FLOOR!!!!”
Yet another benefit of excessive drinking!
Why do I feel that I’ve seen this before on this site?
It’s deja view.
Realize this arises from my ignorance the characters, but the character on the left looks like someone with a very pained expression. To the right, maybe a profile of the same person after the aftertaste kicks in?
More delicious than I can tell- a very humble advertising firm… that just has to be Asian; way too many type A’s in ‘merican advertising firms.
Unable to dispute… now that ain’t humble.
A little Bushido perhaps, in the company’s mission statement? Or, if Chinese, Sun Tzu- On Commerce instead of Dale Carnegie?
Aftertaste without end; Hot see the good taste:
Now if they use plutonium as an ingredient, you’d definitely have an “Aftertaste without end.” The isotope Pu-244 has a half life of 80.8 millions years (thank you, Wiki-pee-dia), which would be close enough for “without end” as far as I am concerned.
Plus, you’d “hot see the good taste” from the radioactivity of the stuff. It’d sure as hell be hot, plus it’d glow in some cases.
Though problem is, plutonium is purty toxic, so not many repeat customers for these here almonds.
This is obviously my own humble theory, and everybody would be extremely able to dispute this.
And we use “spent” plutonium to make projectiles, never mind the toxic chemical effects of this element. I predict that in the future this will make our use of Agent Orange seem insignificant by comparison.
Yes, I like the fact that every artillery unit has a ton of these projectiles and every Abrams tank is filled with these projectiles filled with “spent” uranium/plutonium. Yup, this mess is dense enough to smack nice holes into armor, and our present opponents in Iraq and Afghanistan are known to possess huge armored units. I would also believe everything our military says about radiation safety after their protocols in the testing in the ’50′s.
If I remember, these type shells, or the radioactivity contained therein, were rumored to be the cause of “Gulf War Syndrome” from Desert Storm. Didn’t hear too awful much else, probably since every official and their grandma were saying, “nope, nope, untrue, didn’t happen, notta chance, no corroborating evidence ever put forth…” Never quite caught what all the symptoms were of the syndrome, so I couldn’t tell if they all matched radiation sickness or not. The ones I did here of, though, did sound very very possible, though (body aching/joint aching being one).
Wheeeee.
Even if we accept that there is no hazard of radiation (which I’m not necessarily doing), both uranium and plutonium can be quite toxic biochemically. And if we can detect traces of pharmaceuticals–which are dispensed in minute quantities–in our water, imagine the levels of plutonium and uranium in the water supplies of the people we’ve “liberated.”
Oh, I just love the fact that there’s so much estrogen in our water the boy fishes are turning into girl fishes. Are that many ladies flushing their birth control pills? I can see dr handle doing that when she has a PMS… I guess some of that too would come from hormones used to treat post-menopausal womens. Those I guess say, “the hell with it, breast cancer or hot flashes, I think I’ll make my own choice here!” Then there’s Manny Ramirez and his female hormones, though obviously he didn’t flush them fast enough. Numerous sports commentators I saw didn’t quite get that one, but after steroid use, which is basically pumping yourself with lotsa testosterone, having your nerts, or your sack start shrinking in its entirety may be cause for panic. Plus, as folks have said numerous times before, he ain’t the only one doing it, he just got caught.
Then there’s all the fishies who are no longer depressed because of all the flushed anti-depressants, which I guess is good for the unipolar ones but leave the poor bipolar ones to deal with the manic periods. Must be scary being a minnow and having your mate going around screaming that he wants to or is gonna kick bass all over the pond. I can say with a clear conscious I’ve never flushed my anti-depressants down the potty (unipolar by the way; don’t have the “fun” of the manic periods), though I have no idea how much of the chemicals remain in the urine. And I am taking enough meds to make a horse perky. But they basically just get me out of bed. And onto the internet occasionally, more joy for y’all, I reckon. Yep, just sad.
I am a bit curious. When did we start using depleted uranium ordinance, and is their any increase in leukemia or cancer of the thymus or such things occurring in the areas where used? Was gonna say we might never find out, but then I realized if some grad student in the appropriate field reads this, they’ll scream “hot damn, thesis subject!” Military is probably testing, but I don’t know if we’ll ever see the results…
Aftertaste without end, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen.
Does it have a good aftertaste?
Better hope so, since you’re stuck with it forever!
The aftertaste without end sounds like part of a doxology about artificial sweeteners, modeled after the Glory Be to the Father. Something like, “Glory be to Saccharin, and to Sucralose, and to Acesulfame K. As it was at their inventions, is now, and for a while shall be. Aftertaste without end, amen.”
I like the doxology idea. If we are to have life without end (or afterlife, technically), I guess we would have aftertaste without end. Though you’d think it’d be much more heavenly than artificial sweeteners. Unless artificial sweeteners are what the Father intends to be our Milk and Honey in the life everlasting. This is gonna lead to a crisis in faith, at least in mine…
The package has a mooninite on it!
This is the same as a one from November 2008. It’s on page 70 now.
Link: http://engrishfunny.com/page/70/