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I like the “want want”. lol
Not to mention the hot-kid. He actually doesn’t make me any hornier
Well, we ARE dealing with the original here; wait for the cherry flavour.
Or chocolate….
maybe a litta bitta hot sauce will be fine
I’m still dealing with the afftertaste without end, so it wouldn’t matter to me.
Want-want is a Chinese snack.
i love want want too ):
it’s my favourite childhood snack!
excluding mud pies
Yes, it may be a “don’t crash” but it’s also a “do want”
That Shelly?!?
You can have her!
She’s such a cracker ho
I bet she can’t do much farming any more, since she cracked her hoe.
The farming life didn’t really a tractor anyway.
I guess other lifestyles sup planted the farming life.
Rice crackers become more demanding every passing day. Now they want want Shelly Senbei (whoever it is)!
poo poo
actually yeah i need to take one
But I want want crash crash
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It’s actually a pretty famous snack in Greater China – this particular batch is from Taiwan. It’s called Want Want (I want to know why the funny transliteration) and is basically a kind of Japanese crackers made from rice. It’s quite affordable too.
“Don’t crash” is supposed to be “Don’t crush”
“Shelly senbei” is a variation of the said Japanese rice crackers.
Thanks! I always enjoy them more if there’s a backstory
i USED TO EAT THEM AND i’M IN CANADA!
I never ate them and I’m not in Canada. And my caps lock isn’t stuck, either!
that’s what you get for eating them.
No, I live in canada and still eat them.
You live in Caps Lock, Canada, while claiming to also live in America. May I suggest you purchase a GPS and a Caps Lock key?
Yep, I still eat them. They’re good and they remind me not to crash.
What’s with the Hot Kid though? That seems naughty..
hot kid, 150g only? want want!
Gross gross!
I’ve got to get a box of “don’t crash” rice crackers to keep in my car!
send the hot kid over with the rice crackers
In Soviet Russia, the President of the East Company EXPORTS you…
… to Siberia
i find that hot-kid particularly disturbing
That makes at least two of us.
He looks like a new South Park character. Maybe he want want Shelly Marsh, although I can’t imagine why!
Too many crashes, resulting from his chronic abuse of rice cakes that he want wanted so much they became an insatiable habit. Any kind of addiction ultimately results in impaired judgment.
LOL, you’re a genius!
Well, that hot kid is pretty hot…
And apparently real eager to, just look into his eyes. He’s got a real big smile and his arms are just waiting to hug the first NAMBLA member he sees.
And “I LAN” Foods IND. CO., LTD.? So obviously, the do a lot of their business via the internet. Though I’d figure by WAN, not LAN, but I reckon a large series of LANs would be harder to trace.
I’ve seen hotter.
I mean… er…
I want want brown sugar Hot-Kid Crash.
Sure as hell wouldn’t WANT WANT RICE CRACKERS.
There was a comedian on Comedy Central, her name was Sabrina something or other, who said when looking at rice cakes in the store, “How stoned would I have to be to consider packing material as a food product?”
I heard that joke somewhere too, and I can see that rice cakes look like styrofoam, but you realise rice crackers are a different product, right?
Can’t tell the difference by tasting!
You could hand me a tofu burger or a tofu hot dog (though I have never seen those, but…) but, ultimately, I really wouldn’t care, I don’t think the difference would be all that substantial.
With rice things, other than rice prepared al dente, there’s always a slight plaster of paris quality to them. I do agree with what brother JohnB on this one.
with brother…. copy editor’s asleep, apparently
Ah, but what brother JohnB do you agree with? I may disagree with him!
The one I call “Sloop”. I have no idea if you two would ever have a meeting of the minds. Which might be good for one, or both, of you.
Since the other one is “slop,” ya gotta keep ‘em separated.
If you pick up a Hendrix vibe coming from me, then you have some sort of voodoo, chile for sure, since he’s my all-time favorite! In my more manic phases I’m like Gypsy Eyes, but when I’m more serene I’m Little Wing. But C’mon Baby, Let the Good Times Roll would probably be a good motto for my approach to this site!
Dude! Tofu Pups FTW! MSF (Morning Star Farms) Veggie Dogs too. MSF is my absolute FAVORITE food company. I find it hard to believe that you have NEVER had (or even SEEN for that matter) a tofu dog of ANY type. You haven’t LIVED until you’ve eaten really good fake meat. Pudding too, apparently. (no pudding, no life)
I think the pork, beef, and turkey folks hold too much of a grip around these parts for tofu dogs to gain much of toehold. Not that some folks eat them and not that they don’t exist, but the vast majority ’round here will have nothing to do with the soybean curd.
Closest most folks get to “health food’ hot dogs round here tend to be the turkey dogs (sounds like some weird experiment, which it probably was), perhaps because this area is one of the largest poultry producing areas in the country. Up there with the Delmarva peninsula which isn’t all that far away. So we’re dealing with the monomania of folks like Frank Perdue. Unlike his persona on his commercials, he’s very much an SOB. His plants, a number of which are around here, have a big problem with carpal tunnel/repetitive stress syndrome, and his attitude is “let them wear braces until the pain is unbearable! And let them eat poultry!” But I do diverge.
Need to go back to the pudding entry to see my opinions on that. I’ve et lotsa Jello Pudding and Jello Pudding Pops, so much so that coupled with that spiritual life philosophy, I was beginning to wonder if the primary person who preached their importance for years, Bill Cosby, might be the Second Coming…
I haven’t eaten much pudding lately, with might explain the emptiness of my life of late.
In my years as a vegetarian, I was surprised at the very meat-like flavor that can be made out of soy. Soy burgers, by the time you add all the trimmings, are hard to tell from beef. Even the soy hot dogs were surprisingly hot-dog-like, although they definitely did not grill up right. They burned easily and never did plump or sizzle like the real thing.
Usually, though, to get any flavor with soy or tofu you have to add something. Like for burgers, beef broth. And beef broth would defeat the purpose of vegetarianism. And especially with vegans. In preparing tofu in places where it’s frequently eaten without the dogma of vegetarianism, don’t they use various broths and such to flavor it (fish sauce being a biggie would be my guess)? How would you get something to taste like meat without some kind of meat derivative to flavor it? Artificial flavors? That kinda shoots all to hell the natural/health purpose of tofu consumption.
I can see tofu not cutting it as a hotdog on the grill. Soybean curd lacks the fat to plump or sizzle or do anything except get scorched, unless you do as family and friends of mine do with venison and add beef fat to it to fry. Again, shooting the vegetarian aspect all to hell; with the soybeans, not the venison.
Shooting. Venison. Pun Fairy is going to creep up on me and clonk a few times. The Fairy be strict, correct? Even if the puns are unintentional, they are still punishable by wand?
Geeezzz, buckinarut! Shut up! Go hunting again.
Daily Show, Samantha Bee. Aggressive semi informed cluelessness with attitude reporter spoof.
Nope. Sabrina Matthews. Butch lesbian/lotsa plaid. She pointed that out to the New York audience, saying it wasn’t real necessary to point that out in NY, but said some in the audience might wonder who’s that 13 year old boy up on the stage. She said too that out in the Mid-West, she always mentions it so no one mistakes her for another farmer’s wife.
I did think she was extremely amusing, obviously if I can remember a good portion of her routine, and I would recommend watching her if she ever makes another appearance on the telly again.
Not that I don’t like Ms. Bee. Quite the opposite. The best Canuck journalist, in my humble opinion, since Peter Jennings. I also liked her contributions to the book “America: A Citizens’s Guide to Democracy Inaction”, where she occasionally explained how Canadians do things in a slightly apologetic tone throughout the book.
Both then. Samantha did it for a Daily spot or the new series of commercials she is doing.
Okey dokey. I missed that one. Case of “imitation is the sincerest form of seeing if anyone remembers the first one?”
By the way, I’m unsure of who was first. But I still stand by my statement.
I concede. The Bee ad is current.
Don’t crash box. Reincarnate empty box and it want want give new life.
i love those crackers
cheese or wasabi
Good advice, but doesn’t really apply here.
With hot kid in photo, where is pedobear? Did he crash?
May every pedobear have a crash.
he crashed his theory.
Did that make him a Dead Man?
Hot Kid looks to have eaten a heroic quantity of ecstasy and forgotten to hydrate. Don’t crash, Hot Kid!
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want want the hot kid?
man… i love those crackers… I live in NZ by the way. And they are so yummy, especially the sugar coated ones..
I’m crashing…oh no! Should have had some want want
You all just jump to the conclusion that “hot kid” is a reference to the preferences of the person who defined the child as such.. I believe that you all should have your filthy, filthy minds examined..
.. but not until you have gotten that poor child to a doc, in order to get that fever checked out.
(and if it turns out I’m wrong and the child DON’T have a temperature, THAN you get the “author” to a psychologist)
Oops, I crashed. D: