After the first 50 shots, you’re really just wasting ammo
Anyone. Caught. Shoplifter Will Be Shot 100 Time The Value Of The Stolen Item ( s )
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Wait, whoever catches the shoplifter will be shot?
Most hilarious part is, all that is described in only one word of whatever that language is in. >.<
yea like if it was a can of tuna for $8 then he will be shot 800 times lol
800 times for a can of tuna???
I’d rather be shot 60,000 times for an HD plasma TV. It’s obviously a better deal.
You’d definitely need the full 1080 resolution to count the holes.
It’s thai and it’s not one word. They write sentences like that. They have spaces between the sentences. But still hilarious
I’m sorry, now I saw I have the same name
You forgot to say First!
Saying “first” is just weird…
And saying worst is just feared.
(y)
Just trying to set an example to the “FIRST!!!1!!” trolls by commenting about the picture.
100 times * item value? Isn’t that a little redundant?
Even if they use a paintball gun, it’s gonna hurt! Steal enough and you’ll probably drown.
“Times *” would mean times twice, so it’s squared.
and you get that little “k” on the calculator screen.
actually it would mean ‘to the power of’ which means that for the plasma TV you would be shot 100^600 times not 60000. So 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
sorry I broke the comments page, thats 1200 zeros by the way
What units are we talking here? 100 times the pennies or 100 times the dollars (or whatever their currency is)?
If it’s 100 times the dollars for some penny candy, you could probably live through that.
Hope they know the difference between 0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents. Your life may depend on it!
Oh man, I lost all remaining faith in humanity the day I heard that recording.
Made me want to hand in my genome out of pure shame.
If your genome is in pure shame, you’d better get it out! Shame can be a toxic emotion!
At least the currency isn’t Yen.
My interpretation is that you will be shot with a single bullet, but the bullet will be WORTH 100 times the value of the stolen item. I don’t know what they sell, but they probably need to keep some diamond bullets around.
I do have a yen for currency, though.
*sigh* I suppose at least that was a current pun…
*sigh* I usually make current puns about amperage and such, and they seldom live up to their potential, as expressed in voltage. But you need not contribute such resistance to the circuit! Remember that E=IR, so therefore I=E/R. Lower the resistance and the current can rise proprotionately to the voltage potential.
I’m voting to be spanked 100 times the total cost.
That only works if the person doing the spanking is worth it.
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
Well, I could stay a bit longer…
And after the spanking…
comes the oral sex!
Preferably, the oral sex comes before comes.
All: Yes, let him handle us single-handed!!
God, I love that movie
Can’t I have just a little bit of peril?
No! This peril is too perilous!
I haven’t seen it, but obviously I must! What movie?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Epic Win!
I have seen it! But obviously it’s been too long…
I don’t think this should be engrish at all. In fact, it should be a win. xD
If you gonna go, go with a bang! Steal something really expensive, and make sure you have a really fast getaway car. Otherwise not worth it.
so if i steal $100 dollars, i get shot 10,000 times… shouldn’t 1 or 2 be enough? get out the bullet packs… *braces*
Damn. I like the egalitarian quality- “Anyone.”
“Caught.”- that’s if you are only suspected, you get shot once.
I also like the threatening tone since the first two words are made into very short sentences, or at least emphasized by the full-stop. Grrrrr.
Gawd help you if you tried to take that Rolex Oyster. The machine gunner in security (or customer service?) will have lots of fun with you. Maybe the store’s retirement fund is all invested in a gun manufacturer, or better yet an ammo company.
Maybe if this is a Buddhist country, they’re wanna shoot you in this life and all your subsequent reincarnations… that’ll learn ya.
they wanna
sorry, I’m tired
You sure those are periods after the first 2 words? Maybe the shooter was using the sign for target practice.
Not sure, but the language that’s not Engrish looks like Indonesian to me.
Not sure. They look like red paint. But, then again, the could’ve been bullets that passed through a caught shoplifter.
Was thinking to about the retirement fund investment in an ammo company. Very good idea- recession proof (if not stimulated by a massive increase in business with recession/depression/complete economic collapse). Plus, a strong growth market for the foreseeable future.
And nobody pulling an Enron, since the stockholders’ options would include spraying the entire executive and accounting committees with a large volume of fire. Even if the execs run, they’ll be hunted down and the pelt/London-tailored suit will be pegged to the wall at the next stockholders meeting.
Only 100 times? What a sissy. Pass me the minigun. Soon you be greasy spot on bullet-riddled wall, Mr Shoplifter, bwahahahahahaha!
Bad translation. Bad neighborhood. Anybody caught shoplifting has to pay for 100 shots at the bar for the store guards and clerks. It keeps the staff happy and the guards alert.
Can’t. Catch. Me.
Stewie: “No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.”
Don’t think that’s Engrish. I think it’s meant to scare people off.
No kiddin’.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid nicked a candy bar in that shop.
The clerks hunted them down all the way to Bolivia.
Funny!
So basically, if you steal some chewing gum, you end up with more holes than a sponge?
are. those. punctuations. meant. to. symbolize. the. shots.?.
Stolen item: $1
Bullets: $30
Engrish: Priceless!
Maybe they shoot you with 100 times the value, in bullets, of the item. In which case, hopefully they shoot you with a collector’s gun where bullets cost several dollars each, as opposed to a drum-fed .22LR submachinegun (shoplifter pate)
After the first 50 it’s a waste only if you have an amateur doing the shooting. A real pro would know to start at the extremities and work in to make every shot count…
You mean like the upholstery brads around a fine piece of furniture?
Yes, I’ll try that……
BRB
Very funn!
Kritter Kommunity, Cat Enclosures
Blatant self-promotion FAIL.
Desperation WIN!
But you have to love the touch of authentic Engrish, very funn!
Actually, if you’re being shot 100 times the cost of the item, that may not be all that much actually, depending on what you’re getting shot BY, depending on local ammunition prices. =p
word for word the thai reads: steal merchandise fine 100 times
so they shoot the english but fine the thai people! that’s rasisim!
Know what’s worse?
1 Thai baht = 0.029146 U.S. dollars
If you stole something like a $10 CD, it’s worth 343.141 Thai Bahts. You get shot 34,300 times. Owie!
So If I will steal a Sony T100 digital camera worth $699.99 I will get 69,999 shots…oh maaan that’s really ridiculous
ok, will you bargain for a discount? $650 last price.
It was worth a shot………..
It’s worth lots and lots of them, apparently!
you do know that when they say that the shoplifter will be shot a 100 times the value of the stolen item means that the shoplifter will be shot with a fine of 100 times the value of the item… i wanted to mention this because i think some people really dont get this and they think that it is not a fail and it was ment to be like that,!!
Hey I saw this one in Signspotting 2!
“In other words, steal a pack of gum and your body gets more holes than a sponge”
I wonder if they actually mean it……lmao
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talk about going out with a bang
maybe it’s in the flea market
Foreigners beware!!! you will be shot 100 times the value of the item.
For natives, you just have to pay the fine.