Comments on: That sounds like one heck of a beatdown

By: Clazy Rady

Clazy Rady — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:50:34 +0000

It was made of a massive ass.

By: Clazy Rady

Clazy Rady — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:49:21 +0000

Live donkey is eaten in China.

By: julia!!

julia!! — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:18:50 +0000

depends if it’s your’s or someone else’s

By: kookiesforkillers

kookiesforkillers — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:59:05 +0000

That’s what chuck norris makes when you piss him off.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:00:56 +0000

hahahahahahahahahaa!!!

By: Myself

Myself — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:07:17 +0000

Ass = Donkey

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:41:51 +0000

Amen!
You are preaching to the choir, however.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:53:36 +0000

No, but I can clearly hear Queen doing, “Fat Bottomed Girls.”
Ohhh, you’re gonna take me home tonight.
Ohhh, down beside the red fire light,
Ohhh, you’re gonna let it all hang out.
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!

Not everyone buys into the cult of thinness! There’s a reason it’s called the gluteus maximus!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:48:51 +0000

I used to know a guy who was a world-class fireworks nut. He’d obtain all sorts of permits and would put on a display that would rival, if not better, most professional displays. One year when I assisted him in the launching and setting-off process, he explained to me in considerable detail what each explosion and light display meant and why one follows this one with that one. So there really is such a thing as detonational semantics!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:44:22 +0000

At this point in the 2012 campaign, I don’t think we can rule anybody out!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:22:50 +0000

If you pick ’til it bleeds, there’s a code for that.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:10:21 +0000

Does that mean that Fred from Scooby Doo will become the next democratic president?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 31 May 2009 10:11:25 +0000

Did you just moon me?

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 08:16:26 +0000

so if you pick a code, and you code a nose, then you pick a nose?

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 08:05:23 +0000

they must have scratched their asses too hard

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 08:04:00 +0000

…but dont’ get too much hair.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 31 May 2009 08:02:45 +0000

be full of forgiveness and turn the other cheek.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 31 May 2009 07:42:07 +0000

You need to see more pictures!

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:44:22 +0000

I studied denotational semantics for a bit. I kept thinking “detonational semantics”: what does a particular explosion MEAN?

By: Nick

Nick — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:07:54 +0000

It’s Japanese.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:01:32 +0000

Yes, but not safe FROM the kids!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:59:57 +0000

This time, “beat me to it” has more of an ironic flavor than usual!

By: malaria

malaria — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:40:12 +0000

this is like the best picture i’ve seen all year

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:14:34 +0000

so no ass wipe just totowash.
is it safe for the kids?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:51:47 +0000

No, they use Totowash! So your donkey is refreshed.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:18:52 +0000

Ho!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:38:12 +0000

I do follow US politics rather closely, but that had nothing to do with my comment.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:02:06 +0000

Hosing the ho down isn’t going to stop this party.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:56:21 +0000

If it’s a bap tism, you have a bun to put the assburger patty in.

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:22:50 +0000

did they wipe the meat?

By: E. Coli

E. Coli — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:18:00 +0000

Asperger’s? Or tism?! A topic worth considering.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:44:42 +0000

Well, an ascot is a piece of neckwear, like a tie or scarf, so what kind of mass is it made of? Or is it celebrated in church?
I don’t follow US politics closely, so I leave any further comment to someone who does.

By: Bob Lu

Bob Lu — Thu, 28 May 2009 01:41:21 +0000

btw, by ass I mean donkey, not butt.

By: Bob Lu

Bob Lu — Thu, 28 May 2009 01:40:08 +0000

point is, that stuff IS ass meat. This us really weird, even for Chinese or Japanese people.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:25:34 +0000

Ahh yes. Love it when Baby got Back!
As long as Baby’s not the name of the donkey.

I’m trying to remember the lyrics of “The Bertha Butt Boogie”, anybody able to help?
I reckon I need to go to Dogpile for that one, since the song is probably twice the age of most folks on this here Engrish Lolz. Or should that be “Rorz.”

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:16:37 +0000

But you need to be able to weave, and you may even need a cotton gin to process it if you just picked it (sooprised the Antebellum Deep South didn’t turn Eli Whitney into their patron saint, but then again he was from Massa-chews-sits, so maybe it ain’t sooprising).

But if my house was detonated, I might need gin of another variety to ease the pain. And not mind the cold or the lack of clothing.

By: rickybobby

rickybobby — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:24:09 +0000

Nothing like a good piece of ass . . .

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:08:58 +0000

Is somebody gonna have to hose down this hoe-down, or what?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:02:37 +0000

But let us also not forget detonation and cottonation. For if your house gets blown up and you don’t have a thing to wear, you’re in deep doo-doo.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:00:38 +0000

So then you know all the codes, and code all the nose as well.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:55:31 +0000

Ah, but you know the Democrats have been known to have a mass as an ascot! (I have absolutely no idea what that means, but it sounds d@mning.)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:42:53 +0000

I’m glad you had the cheek to risk her wrath.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:38:55 +0000

Be grateful you’re not the butt of these jokes.

By: musicalchef

musicalchef — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:08:43 +0000

Someone ripped him a new one?

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:05:32 +0000

That would be a Heller a good meal

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:01:08 +0000

Why does it have to be shreaded? I could eat the big hairy ass whole!

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:59:45 +0000

The Republicans had an ass as a mascot for 8 straight years. You can’t have forgotten that ALREADY.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:45:08 +0000

Precisely, my good fellow.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:41:28 +0000

I love ass meat.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:29:09 +0000

Meat-lover’s pizza, perhaps? You can put bocconcini on that, too.