Hand Shredded Ass Meat
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aka “Ham”. Is this like “pulled pork” BBQ?
This leaves disturbing images in my head of somebody chasing some animule and grabbing and tearing pieces of gluteous maximi off the poor beast as it tries to escape.
Live donkey is eaten in China.
Burros head in laughter!
Stop abusing the poor republican. It has hard enough time as it is.
Until Rush Limbaugh shuts up, we shan’t stop!
So, if he shuts up, you’ll stop breathing? I think he could live with that….
BTW, the donkey/ass is the Democrat mascot….
The Republicans had an ass as a mascot for 8 straight years. You can’t have forgotten that ALREADY.
Ah, but you know the Democrats have been known to have a mass as an ascot! (I have absolutely no idea what that means, but it sounds d@mning.)
Well, an ascot is a piece of neckwear, like a tie or scarf, so what kind of mass is it made of? Or is it celebrated in church?
I don’t follow US politics closely, so I leave any further comment to someone who does.
I do follow US politics rather closely, but that had nothing to do with my comment.
It was made of a massive ass.
Does that mean that Fred from Scooby Doo will become the next democratic president?
At this point in the 2012 campaign, I don’t think we can rule anybody out!
Butt, does it come with noodles??
You bet your ass it does!
Yippee!
A bun-run
*nervously checks for pun-fairy*
I’m glad you had the cheek to risk her wrath.
be full of forgiveness and turn the other cheek.
Did you just moon me?
I’m guessing this isn’t the end of the puns.
We’ll get to the bottom of that mystery!
Let’s crack it wide open!
I should probably sit this one out.
aw, c’mon…breech your writer’s block!
Wake up and smell the dairy air!
…but dont’ get too much hair.
gives new meaning to cracking jokes
Oh, they’re all punning dreadfully again, what a bummer.
Why does it have to be shreaded? I could eat the big hairy ass whole!
Be grateful you’re not the butt of these jokes.
they must have scratched their asses too hard
Now thats some shi*ty meat!
One big one if it was a male. Otherwise, just try the chitterlings.
this dish can only be prepared by Chuck Norris
Beat me to it.
Chuck Norris style dining.
This time, “beat me to it” has more of an ironic flavor than usual!
Leave Chuck’s sexual preferences alone!
Also, it hasn’t been funny for at least a year. Give it a rest.
Hey, I’m just Old School then.
It’s how I roll….
Which reminds me, what do you get when you grind up a rump roast and make patties? You get Asperger’s!
Kanner use turkey breast?
On second thought, Rett’s use tofu instead.
Ah, someone familiar with psychobabble! I always thought Rhett’s disorder should be diagnosed when you’re involved with Scarlett but you frankly don’t give a d@mn!
I code medical records…have seen a full spectrum of mental and physical diseases, disorders, injuries, and treatments in my line of work…
So then you know all the codes, and code all the nose as well.
so if you pick a code, and you code a nose, then you pick a nose?
If you pick ’til it bleeds, there’s a code for that.
Scarlett fever in remission?
That would be a Heller a good meal
depends if it’s your’s or someone else’s
Asperger’s? Or tism?! A topic worth considering.
If it’s a bap tism, you have a bun to put the assburger patty in.
…Donkey-eating sounds disgusting to me.
Also, this is another of the non-Engrish from translator’s viewpoint. It’s only funny when you know English well enough. =P
I am afraid this is really donkey meat. The English is an accurate translation of the above Japanese.
But calling it “ass meat” is bound to imply connotations to the native English speaker that are not intended. Something being technically accurate does not mean it is within the vernacular. So therefore, this is textbook Engrish.
Two words. Denotation and Connotation.
Precisely, my good fellow.
But let us also not forget detonation and cottonation. For if your house gets blown up and you don’t have a thing to wear, you’re in deep doo-doo.
But you need to be able to weave, and you may even need a cotton gin to process it if you just picked it (sooprised the Antebellum Deep South didn’t turn Eli Whitney into their patron saint, but then again he was from Massa-chews-sits, so maybe it ain’t sooprising).
But if my house was detonated, I might need gin of another variety to ease the pain. And not mind the cold or the lack of clothing.
I studied denotational semantics for a bit. I kept thinking “detonational semantics”: what does a particular explosion MEAN?
I used to know a guy who was a world-class fireworks nut. He’d obtain all sorts of permits and would put on a display that would rival, if not better, most professional displays. One year when I assisted him in the launching and setting-off process, he explained to me in considerable detail what each explosion and light display meant and why one follows this one with that one. So there really is such a thing as detonational semantics!
harump!
“Eyeore is a discerning character, isn’t he?” remarked Tigger. “He certainly has taste” said Pooh, slinging another handful into the wok. Piglet looked on nervously.
Ahh, so Eeyore’s tail didn’t fall off, it was pulled off by hand and shredded.
If ass pulled a wind, I have 20,000 lb peanut oil left in the fryer, 2 flats of eggs, 150 lb bread crumbs, 1 quart minced garlic, 1 lb cumin, 1 lb mustard, 5 lb seasoned salt, 5 lb paprika, 30 lb minced onion, and a stainless steel food service chainsaw.
The pig pulled a wind I thought. The ass shredded a wind. Is this kinda like an inhale and an exhale?
Just trying to figure out what to do with the leftovers. I still have elephant and whale in the fridge.
and a bocconcini the size of a bowling ball.
Ooooh, talk dirty to me!
I love ass meat.
Meat-lover’s pizza, perhaps? You can put bocconcini on that, too.
Is somebody gonna have to hose down this hoe-down, or what?
Hosing the ho down isn’t going to stop this party.
Ho!
Someone ripped him a new one?
Nothing like a good piece of ass . . .
Ahh yes. Love it when Baby got Back!
As long as Baby’s not the name of the donkey.
I’m trying to remember the lyrics of “The Bertha Butt Boogie”, anybody able to help?
I reckon I need to go to Dogpile for that one, since the song is probably twice the age of most folks on this here Engrish Lolz. Or should that be “Rorz.”
No, but I can clearly hear Queen doing, “Fat Bottomed Girls.”
Ohhh, you’re gonna take me home tonight.
Ohhh, down beside the red fire light,
Ohhh, you’re gonna let it all hang out.
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!
Not everyone buys into the cult of thinness! There’s a reason it’s called the gluteus maximus!
Amen!
You are preaching to the choir, however.
point is, that stuff IS ass meat. This us really weird, even for Chinese or Japanese people.
It’s Japanese.
btw, by ass I mean donkey, not butt.
did they wipe the meat?
No, they use Totowash! So your donkey is refreshed.
so no ass wipe just totowash.
is it safe for the kids?
Yes, but not safe FROM the kids!
this is like the best picture i’ve seen all year
You need to see more pictures!
Ass = Donkey
hahahahahahahahahaa!!!
That’s what chuck norris makes when you piss him off.