Under Contraction
We appologize for the inconvenince
Mohon Maaf Toilet Dalam Perbaikan
Sementara Toilet Pinday Ke
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It’s the cold water that’s causing the contraction.
Will it be a western style toilet?
Perhaps when it grows up. Right now, it’s just a little squirt.
I think there is a backorder on
Toto Wash let
Discharge of excrement is so refreshing.
They are waiting because nobody wanted to use the Chuck Norris INOX excrement pads.
…Did you just say Chuck Norris uses pads?
See Defecation pads: engrishfunny.com/2009/04/23/engrish-defecator/#comments
If the toilet is having contractions, I’m not waiting around to see what it gives birth to!
Is it Panda who types out the Engrish for us?
Cannot even type what he sees.
Inconvenince.
No, Panda has been traded to the kidnappers in exchange for the return of Reply. As for “inconvinence,” I’m not sure what that means. Perhaps it refers to a state of being in a convent. In which case, the contractions would be very inconvenient!
Or perhaps “incontinence” was what was the intended word, in which case I understand completely. Close your bathroom on me and what do you expect???
Maybe it was a mistake and you’re taking all of this WAY too seriously. I’m sure they have hundreds of posts a week throughout all of these sites. There are bound to be a couple mistakes.
What on earth makes you think I was taking anything seriously?
I don’t think that was to you … it was directed at mamarosa
Thank God! I hate to be accused of seriousity.
Sry,
I am a professional proofreader.
So you should only be proofreading professionals! Leave us amateurs alone!
This sign is posted in an airport somewhere in Indonesia. As in most Asian countries, few of us speaks English here. Unlike china/japan however encountering engrish is uncommon here since ppl with limited English is to shy to make mistakes thus resorting to all Bahasa in making signs like this. Foreigners will just have to make do with sign language
Ini sebenarnya
At first I thought that was really horrible Bahasa Melayu in addition to the Engrish and then I realized it was Bahasa Indonesia (I’m from Malaysia).
The semen is contracting inside of the toilet, thereby causing an inconvenience to those who wish to operate said toilet.
need i say it!
that’s just crap!
A complete load
You close toilet, I pee on you floor.
Toilet under Contraction? What, did their water break already?
I hope it gets done quickly, but I don’t want a toilet that’s a preemie.
Quick! Fetch the stainless steel defecator!
even the Malay is broken.
You’re saying the original Malay is sarong? How rattan is that?
Maybe “under construction”?
No, silly, obviously they meant, “under contradiction.”
Or possibly under contraption.
Or “constriction.” Perhaps they’ve been waylaid by a mean boa…
Or “under contrition.” Perhaps they’re atoning for their sins.
SNAKES in the Toilet. It takes two months to digest the previous victim.
From the upcoming movie Snakes On A Drain – “I’m sick of these motherf*cking snakes in the motherf*cking toilet!”
I’m sure opening night will attract a full house! I think I’ll buy a pair of tickets. I hope Samuel L Jackson gets this roll straight. All he needs to do to end the movie is flush! Wouldn’t that be wild? …..Why did I go into poker puns?
Can’t imagine why the deuce you did it. Maybe it’s the way you were raised.
The sign is false. They sent someone to investigate and found a pair of queens in the hole dogging.
It was in the cards.
Yup, Under Construction is what they mean.. and it is from Indonesia.. Damn i feel Sorry for my Country.. Lol.. Its Angkasapura Company From Indonesia..
Couldn’t they get someone from Singapore or Hong Kong to double check these things? Or do they try to do this, but those folks charge a high consultancy fee to do the translation?
History suggests that you’d just get a slightly different dialect of Engrish.
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I get your point, er points.
hmm me too
It could be worse. It could be misspelled in 30 foot tall burning letters.
i thought it was really bad malay at first too… but yeah. Singaporeans rock!