Great for hoverdogs
No pedestrian only
From Yoyogikamizonocho Park, Toyko, Submitted by: Bmad, via Engrish Funny Submissions.
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Dreadful Pun Hell fairy does not see the problem *flap flap flap*
*takes away L’s*
Arrrrgh! *flop flop flop*
I’m not going to get arrested am I? It’s not like there are any pedestrians around to see me…
o i see what you did there.
Damn! I knew I should have brought the car!
Does Japan have off road adventures in their parks, like ticks, fleas, mosquitoes, chiggers, scorpions, and snakes?
Me no know what to do for the walking enjoy I.
My dog can’t hover.
(pulls out tiny purse bicycle and laughs at you all whilst riding away)
They are simply demanding that all comments posted here be of the highest quality, not the pedestrian variety! Unfortunately, I haven’t had enough coffee yet this morning to rise above pedestrian.
…Sorry, what?
Oh, Biteme!
What? Did I say something wrong? *hides panties in closet*
I dunno. Did I say something wrong? All I did was call you by your chosen name.
…Wait a minute…. whose panties are these?
Um…I don’t remember…I was hoping YOU would know…
Do they have the monogram, “DPF”?
If you’re only a pedestrian, don’t go this way.
It says NO pedestrians Only. NO is nitric oxide (not to be confused with nitrous oxide or laughing gas), which is a common pollutant from smoking, automotive exhaust, and industry. Since the only one of those 3 that a pedestrian can do is smoke, that MUST mean that this is the SMOKING ONLY trail. However, Nitric Oxide is also used by the body to send secondary signals not accomplishable by nerve synapses alone. Most noteable of these is the erection. Viagra stimulates NO to the penis, causing it to grow larger. So if the sign is to be read that it is for those with erections, there must be a whorehouse or at LEAST a stripclub at the end of it! And of course, smoking IS permitted inside. After all, what goes better after sex than a cigarette?
Sulfur Oxide, what you’re saying is that Viagra says NO to the penis, but the penis hears it as “Hell, yeah!” Now, that is Fe-ic.
I’ve been sucking on my car’s tailpipe while walking, as my wife drives along slowly. This is a difficult contortion, but it still hasn’t given me an erection. What would you advise, POO?
Frustrated in KY
try swapping your car with your wife!
it does say NO pedestrian only.
Sorry, but my wife doesn’t have a tailpipe!
She’s the NOPE pedestrian, right?
Not when she’s driving!
Anatomy101. Every mammal has a pipe near its tail.
Thanks for the suggestion, but I’m not too fond of your name!
Dear frustrated in KY: Is that short for Kentucky, or are you referring to the jelly?
If I weren’t frustrated, I might need the jelly!
Soooo only pedestrians made of laughing gas are allowed?
Sorry, unless my memory of chemistry is faulty, nitrous oxide (aka laughing gas) is N(subscript)2O. NO is nitric oxide, which doesn’t make you feel funny, as nitrous does, but it is part of the mechanism by which an erection is produced, among other physiological phenomena.
That sounds right. “among other physiological phenomena”- the sub-lingual tablets & sprays prescribed treating for angina work by producing NO in the body to dilate blood vessels.
Yes, which is precisely why users of a popular blue pill and its cohorts are warned not to mix them with nitrates, since that can result in blood pressure bottoming out.
Aha! There’s your solution to your car-erection problem. pressure bottom out! Your wife needs to lean OVER the seat and drive with just her hands while she presses her bottom out the open trunk. Walk on your hands upside down with your mouth on the tailpipe and your c*ck in her ass and THEN you will find a solution…Or just go for some nitrous and alcohol. Then even your WIFE will be able to rig an erection for you
Obviously, people, this path is solely for Japanese theater actors. Non-actors are not allowed. Noh exceptions.
But pedestrians only! So you guys from the Noh theater production on roller skates can just skate on home!
Does that mean I can enter?
Not if you waffle.
So can I walk down there or not?