Stretch out the plate styled ribbon. When flies died to fall down they are gathering in the plate and it can’t be so ugly.
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FIRST !
Neodon is a genus of rodent in the Cricetidae family. Species within the Neodon genus are classified as relics of the Pleistocene epoch because the occlusal patterns resemble the extinct Allophaiomys. The Neodon genus contains the following species:
Juniper Vole (Neodon juldaschi)
Chinese Scrub Vole (Neodon irene)
Sikkim Vole (Neodon sikimensis)
Forrest’s Vole (Neodon forresti)
It’s certainly good to know that.
maybe if it warnt so “ugly” maybe the plate could of had his own ribbon
oh yea and u guys they have an actual picture like dragonrady has a cat on his picture…..i dont want to have this ugly triangular face that i have….. any of you guys know how to change this stupid look….. but i did change my account picture….any of you guys can help
Look through the archives. Someone explained how to do this. (Obviously, I wasn’t paying enough attention!)
gravatar.com Hope you have better luck than I did.
I like your avatar! I’m not too fond of mine, though. The scowling frown conflicts with the wry grin I usually have when posting here.
Gravatar.com works, well it did for me at least… You gotta find your own pic though cause they don’t give em to ya
WHO GIVES A SHIFT???
You definitely make my day.
Not ugly? Pretty fly (for a white guy).
Don’t think they will have any offspring though.
What are there, 13 flies there? No, I guess it’s 31.
I guess there aren’t too many Offspring fans around here.
We’ve just got no self esteem.
That’s why we have to keep you separated.
Ha! Offspring is awesome.
Zebra flies. Obvy.
I think you’ll need more than a ribbon to beautify a plateful of dead flies! I’d start with a little spray paint, maybe a nice mauve…
NO! You spoil of the purity. Ribbon only.
Purity of Dead Flies. Sounds like the name of an unsuccessful grunge band.
If you start it, they will come.
That hasn’t always been my experience.
…
If you start it, they will come.
If I come, will they start it?
Wow, that’s such a grungy band name, just hearing it makes me want to stop washing my hair and cut myself. (Actually, could I get an emo and cut them instead?)
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it’d cut itself.
Pointlessmuch?
I’ve just been dying to fall down! But darn it, somehow I just keep going…
Modern poetry win.
NO TEQUILA 4 U
Oh noes! It’s the Tequila Nazi!
I’m not a nazi. My brother did that.
This is almost poetic, in a macabre sort of way.
This isn’t a menu, is it? Please say “no.”
This is what happens to little Dreadful Pun Hell fairies when too many dreadful puns are made in one place. That’s right, they just die in mid-flap, slide down the ribbon, and fall down onto the plate. I’ve lost so many friends to you bastards. *sniff* AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
I sense the telltale traces of a PMS!
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Cleopatra.
I NOT HAS A IN DE-NILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me suspects thou canst be found in the Indian Isle.
Don’t be such a -buzz-kill
These puns don’t bug anyone
Darn!! I thought I had figured out the source of the listening device on my phone. If it’s not the puns, then who did it?!?!
Oh, to observe, like a fly on a ribbon.
Oh did it? The only Oh I know is Sadaharu…
There is his personal coach, Oh Takeashower.
Noh!
do you haf a register on here?
it cant be so ugly
Fly strips only have bait and adhesive and no pesticides. With the catcher plate, they are considered safe to use in restaurant kitchens. Miller moth traps work with an adhesive and an attractant pheromone patch that makes it smell like a super sexy female moth. Male moths can’t smell the real females to breed and die stuck, unfulfilled, in the adhesive… except for one that I saw fly in, mount and hump a stuck male and then flew out. There will always be the lucky clueless bastards that can fly in, bypass oversight, screw someone in real trouble and fly onwards.
There will always be the lucky clueless bastards that can fly in, bypass oversight, screw someone in real trouble and fly onwards.
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Yes, we call those managers where I work.
So it is with managers everywhere!
Corporate restructuring WIN!
All aboard the Managementship!
I want to ride on the Managementship! But only as long as Dubya’s not on it. Then it might sink…
This looks like the words to a bad song.
plate? flies? It’s obviously Japanese Rules baseball, people!
So where are the tentacles?
culture reference WIN!
Welcome to Le Chic Beelzebub Cafe Gourmet.
And to Ms. Wicked Witch above- yes, it’s the menu. That’s the beginning of the list of appetizers.
Are you going to invite the deer flies to stick around?
Deer flies, you are cordially invited to the opening of Le Chic Beelzebub. Your sinceerelee, the proprietor.
That is beautiful in its own, retarded, way- you know, like a really amazing looking girl who can’t think to save their life.
Finally, a fly paper that isn’t so ugly! What an amazing invention.
i feel so important!