Comments on: You mean Herpes? I was happy when I contracted it … http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-35036 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:19:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-35036 How do you know? Talked to any viruses lately?

]]> By: Sarah Zhang http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34432 Thu, 28 May 2009 22:12:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34432 Go to the China Town in Chicago, there is a shopping strip, that has two levels. It’s in the store on the way end, on the right, across from a resturant that is the best ever.

P.S those are my hands!!

]]> By: Bob The Waffle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34417 Thu, 28 May 2009 19:37:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34417 Viruses aren’t that happy…

]]> By: PB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34094 Wed, 27 May 2009 06:12:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34094 Good call.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34093 Wed, 27 May 2009 04:59:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34093 Fun once again he certainly was,
When reading to my kid of the Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34065 Tue, 26 May 2009 22:09:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34065 I loved Dr Seuss books when learning to read,
Especially the one with a thing called a “thneed”.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-34031 Tue, 26 May 2009 20:54:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-34031 The late Dr. Seuss, and a great one was he,
Was one of the many with no doctorate degree!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33967 Tue, 26 May 2009 16:08:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33967 But would you buy it if you didn’t see it?

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33876 Mon, 25 May 2009 19:41:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33876 If you were looking at Pikachu,
And Pikachu looked back at you,
I doubt most folks would think
That they’re seeing something new.
True?

My little tribute to
Theodore Geisel, honorary PhD (or MD?)

]]> By: PointsOutTheObvious http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33819 Mon, 25 May 2009 05:08:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33819 it SAYS contracted…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33762 Sun, 24 May 2009 15:51:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33762 Syphilis is a spirochete, a bacterium, not a virus at all. And tertiary syphilitics don’t get happy, but usually irritable, depressed, and demented. Sorry to disappoint you, but as far as I know, there are no fun STDs!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33761 Sun, 24 May 2009 15:46:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33761 If you want to be some besom, we certainly won’t stand in your way.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33739 Sun, 24 May 2009 11:17:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33739 Insert the Ren and Stimpy “Happy Joy” song here.

]]> By: Bryonia http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33681 Sun, 24 May 2009 00:22:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33681 I think I might buy one of those bulletin boards if I saw it. lol

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33669 Sat, 23 May 2009 17:36:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33669 No, they were just hoping that the English speakers wouldn’t know the etymology of Pokemon and would think “Pocket Monsters” was something new!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33668 Sat, 23 May 2009 17:34:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33668 No, that’s just Engrish for the news in the US every four years.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33630 Sat, 23 May 2009 12:00:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33630 That’s a medical condition called priapism. Google it & find out how much fun it isn’t.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33629 Sat, 23 May 2009 11:56:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33629 Now you mention it….. does the next line say ALL DAY? That’s some happy virus!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33594 Sat, 23 May 2009 02:54:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33594 Keep happy virus away from me, full stop. I demand the right to be a grumpy old besom if I feel like it.

]]> By: Sarah http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33572 Fri, 22 May 2009 22:06:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33572 THERE IZ NO CYUR 4 TEH HAPPEH

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33571 Fri, 22 May 2009 22:00:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33571 “100% Happy Virus. Everybody be happy!” Isn’t that taking the attitude “always look on the bright side of life” a little too far?
And do I now hear faint whistling in the background?

Great. I’ve contracted something for which their is no cure. I can only treat the symptoms while the virus does its thing and kills me. I am just overrrrjjjjjoooyyyyyeedddd.

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33569 Fri, 22 May 2009 21:51:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33569 They translated “Pocket Monsters?” They didn’t think English speakers would know what the hell “Pokemon” meant?

]]> By: penguin_man http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33565 Fri, 22 May 2009 21:40:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33565 24/7 erection?

]]> By: platypus http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33549 Fri, 22 May 2009 19:23:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33549 did anyone else notice the blue sign in the background that said se.x?

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33505 Fri, 22 May 2009 15:15:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33505 This is movie promotional material for Disney’s “Herpes the Love Bug”

]]> By: fiya http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33501 Fri, 22 May 2009 14:39:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33501 No worries!
Aier Disinfector can take care of that.

]]> By: Sinatra http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33497 Fri, 22 May 2009 13:09:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33497 contracted…

must be syphilis or something else that causes irreparable brain damage.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33491 Fri, 22 May 2009 12:21:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33491 Keep happy virus away from my pocket monster!

]]> By: liz http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33490 Fri, 22 May 2009 12:18:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33490 sorry to be such a *nudge*, but i believe the word you were looking for in the headline was “contracted”

love the blog, btw!!

]]> By: Hirayuki http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33488 Fri, 22 May 2009 11:48:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33488 Good call.

]]> By: Crystal Kyuketsuki http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/22/engrish-happy-virus/comment-page-1/#comment-33476 Fri, 22 May 2009 11:04:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8802#comment-33476 Is that Pocket Monsters I see thar?

Anyway, I think this was a mistranslation of “bug.”

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