Comments on: This is what happens when you don’t eat your meat

By: nevada trust

nevada trust — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:21:46 +0000

no woman no cry?

By: Honzis

Honzis — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:36:33 +0000

Not as good as the “No pants! No LIFE!” one.

By: Gwen H

Gwen H — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:56:02 +0000

I need this sign. It reminds me of the triviality of life, but that we need that banality to live. deep!

By: The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one)

The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:22:59 +0000

Haha.

By: The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one)

The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:13:24 +0000

Thë püddïng ïs nöt plëäsëd wïth thät. Jüst sö ÿöü knöw.

By: night light

night light — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:05:01 +0000

Class to much

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:02:29 +0000

We’ve got a snail….
(Great replacement if you’re from france)

By: nozza21

nozza21 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:17:46 +0000

CAKE OR DEATH!

By: Somnium

Somnium — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:16:50 +0000

There is no Engrish here. It is exactly what is stated in japanese above. Just a strange comercial, i guess ^^

By: brock

brock — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:14:26 +0000

this may be late, but i got the reference! Another Brick in the Wall part II . . . woot! “If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?”

By: phyre

phyre — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:53:58 +0000

There is no spoon.

By: K.

K. — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:07:24 +0000

I actually think it’s meant to be a play on the catchphrase for Tower Records Japan – “No Music, No Life”.

By: Boux

Boux — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:35:44 +0000

“プリンなしでは生きていけない”
PURIN nashi dewa ikite ikenai
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By: Danny Poos

Danny Poos — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:38:25 +0000

How do you kill that which has no life?

Take away its pudding?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 31 May 2009 12:25:40 +0000

I’m surprised you don’t spooner from Sufferism.

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:09:12 +0000

“Life without Yum-Yum- why, it seems absurd!”

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:04:31 +0000

There’s always black pudding. I think you could make Yorkshire pudding without milk. Maybe a traditional Christmas pudding, too?

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:58:10 +0000

I can’t see the phrase “snack cake” without thinking “snake cack.” I suffer from Spoonerism.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:09:59 +0000

No, tone down the accent. You spat them into the pudding.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 28 May 2009 01:47:15 +0000

Ja, vee haff wayz uf making pudding. Und yah, Deutschland chocolate uber alles! Und Schweiz, zey don’t do too bad vis choclate either.

Sorry, I forgot my umlauts…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:26:10 +0000

Oh, isn’t it always the way… I’ll just have to make do with my own husband. Maybe I could ask for a biscuit joiner for my birthday?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:21:40 +0000

Why do you think nobody ever stays there?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:38:17 +0000

Don’t cut yourself while you smoke that sharp cheddar.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:59:14 +0000

My biscuits often come out joined when I bake them. Does that count?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:02:05 +0000

Maine Seafood Boil?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:54:16 +0000

Pink WHAT? Never heard of them.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:18:37 +0000

What about the main course???

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:16:25 +0000

You mean there’s no pudding in Dreadful Pun Hell? Thank God for the revolving door!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:14:36 +0000

Yeah, but if your pudding is impotent, chances are you don’t have to worry about that.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:10:46 +0000

Absolutely! Don’t truffle with trifles!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:39:01 +0000

My intentions were to smoke a sharp cheddar to go with the wine and appetizers before the pudding.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:36:00 +0000

Women see men as another big problem and are only interested in them if they see them as a solution for a bigger problem in their lives. Find the problem and be the solution. If she was at the bar getting change for the laundromat because her Neptune smoked itself and was wearing a swim suit for underwear, she would have been all over you.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 13:53:24 +0000

No wonder so many Americans have no life!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 26 May 2009 13:51:43 +0000

You won’t be able to keep it up if you keep smoking those H-drivers!

By: lazuline

lazuline — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:40:56 +0000

Have any of you ever eating Japanese pudding? it’s f*cking amazing, and no that’s not a sexual innuendo. I’m talking about the milk-derived dessert you can get in supermarkets, specialty shops and school cafeterias. It’s a lot like the flan you can buy in Mexican super markets but with better ingredients.

Still, the best pudding I’ve ever tasted is German, hands down.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Tue, 26 May 2009 03:49:17 +0000

Went to a popular bar tonight – woman by herself at the bar, looking bored – sat next to her and said, “Excuse me, is it possible that your drive motor’s 3 phase variable frequency inverter has smoked an H-driver?”
Long story short – are you a lot taller than I am? – ’cause it didn’t work for me.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 26 May 2009 03:29:26 +0000

I do and can. Fair warning. I have the wife and poodle very spoiled and they are verrrry possessive.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:16:03 +0000

In fact, if you have a biscuit joiner and can TIG weld, I’m going to hunt you down and molest you.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:13:26 +0000

OMG I’d pay so much to have phone secks with you.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:12:11 +0000

Yup! All the posts above that reference “Another Brick in the Wall”were generated by a computer program assigned to reply to pictures on this site.

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:29:25 +0000

Am I the only one that got the Pink Floyd reference?

By: Poodle Groomer

Poodle Groomer — Mon, 25 May 2009 18:33:09 +0000

There comes a time when you need someone with a chain saw, drain snake, portable generator, volt meter, network analyzer, sawzall, assorted welders, car jack, engine hoist, tools, animal trimmers, and/or network analyzer and know how to use them. I am the guy that can look and honestly say “The drive motor’s 3 phase variable frequency inverter has smoked an H-driver.” (Maytag Neptune) and fix it with one part (driver board @$180). I have learned to smile and receive hyperbolic gratitude from others graciously and professionally. Every time another woman tries to get close to Superman it causes big trouble for both of them and I have my Lois Lane. In fact, I have accumulated all of these tools from all of the times I heard her say “Honey, would you please come and look at this.”

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 25 May 2009 11:31:43 +0000

A trifle is a kind of pudding made with layers of liqueur-soaked sponge cake, fruit, jelly (jello), custard and whipped cream.
Are we all eclair on that?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 25 May 2009 11:04:29 +0000

Enough of this romance – hand over the cheese!

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:55:09 +0000

Jello, is anybody in there? I believe you mean truffling.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:39:59 +0000

Only on the Internet would this be a response from a guy to a woman saying, “I love you, you know that, don’t you.”

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 25 May 2009 03:49:01 +0000

Really, you need a second bowling bag for your shoes. The shoes will smell like cheese and the cheese will smell like old bowling shoes. (win-win? fail-fail?)

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:06:58 +0000

Of course, the actual article is always more satisfying than just reading about it. Applies not just to pudding. And you’re right, about the impotent pudding; there’s nothing quite as sad as a Yorkshire pudding gone all limp and floppy and fallen in, it’s much more impressive when it’s just come out of the oven, and it’s all puffed up and rampant, ooooh, just thinking about it makes me want to grab the meat and start eating…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:54:58 +0000

Ah, but you do not satisfy your hunger by reading a recipe book Besides, who wants and impotent pudding???

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 24 May 2009 11:28:55 +0000

It’s called pudding in potentia, also known as a “recipe”.