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erm…yeah…I s’poze you could slip it over that!
Look out little girl! Pedo mommy is setting the mood with some candles and warm, fuzzy socks
*dies laughing* Poor girl, ambient abuse is not cool!
The gift that keeps on giving!
I notice it says, “Shoe size 2-8.” But you know, that myth about foot size being related to genital size is just that, a myth. (But since you asked, I’m a size 13.)
Hmm…I had a 10 pound baby, and wear size 10 shoes!
Then I suppose I should be grateful I can’t get pregnant! That 13-pound baby would be something else!
Mythbusters are GO for this one!
Hmmmmmm…..I had two ten pound babies and wear size 4 shoes…..
Well, you know what else they say about big feet??
Big socks!!!
Oh, noes!!! Reply is gone again!!!
*sings* Where has all the reply gone…
Short time passing……..and it’s back again!
I was having difficulty sleeping ’cause of bed bugs, and all they do is bite. I’m gonna need my Cookie Monster night light to deal with this one.
Beware of things that go bum in the night!
OH!!!!! It’s supposed to be bed SOCKS! Now I get it.
:-/
Of course! Wearing socks in bed is the only thing I ever do there, besides sleep. Really, what else would you want to do in bed?
wear the rest of your pajamas?
Well, yes, that goes without saying. And reading, I suppose.
Be quiet and move over, Funny Boy.
I’ll confess it’s been a while since my bed was afire…
The whole setting here is wack. I can imagine the conversation…
“Honey, why don’t we sit together on the hard fake stairs, and surround ourselves with precariously-balanced lit candles!”
*chuckles* what’s not to love about precariously-balanced lit candles? “The better to accidentally burn the house down, dear!”
You do see that it’s not a “honey” situation in that picture, right? It’s a grown woman and a child.
Interestingly, “honey” is just a term of endearment not specific to romantic relationships.
And what’s that on the little kid’s head. A bad-fitting Marilyn Monroe wig?
HA! Omg, I only just noticed. xD That’s some hair indeed…
Aw, dang! They’re kinda cute! I like the colors. Very spring. LOL
They’d be much cuter if they had the little individual toes on them. Maybe they’re labeled “bed udders”?
Don’t worry. This product’s got it covered.
Another caption win!
They must be using Wang computers.
Guess this pun run just petered out.
It’s gone on schlong enough.
It was a full balloon that got pricked.
Yeah? But a bit late for you. Thats why your girlfriend’s been at my place these past few nights.
so what dies HE wear?
The only way this could be more wrong would be if the girl was sitting on the lap of her dad instead of her mum.
How on earth does one use these bed c**ks
This is so wrong in so many levels