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Aier Disinfector
Kill Spermatozoom Destroy HIV Disinfector Lubri cate Shrink c*nt
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Spermatozoom? Did they drink a Red Bull or something?
The young ones often come too quickly.
It’s actually pretty close. “Spermatozoon” is the correct term for a single sperm cell. “Spermatozoa” is the correct term for a whole bunch of the little buggers.
And then there is the spermatozoo, which seems to have been visited by most of the female guests on the Maury Povich show.
ZING! Ha ha ha, nice one.
I do think that “spermatozoom” is a more fitting name. Have you ever looked at the little guys under a microscope? ZOOOOOOOM
Sounds like quite the product there…
Kills HIV? Hmmm. Something tells me this won’t work…
actually you can technically kill HIV virus, its just once its in the blood the thing that kills it also seriously damages blood cells, killing you anyway. its like cancer can be killed, with high dose radiation almost cirtain to give you cancer later on anyway.
Sad, and frustratingly true.
Joe…please tell me what evolution is….
(this is gonna be SO funny to read)
It it bleeds, we can kill it!
Well that goes back to the age old question, is a virus a form of life? Many scientists argue that, no they aren’t. They lack many of the characteristics of life, and therefore cannot be so simply “killed”. Vaccines are “empty” viruses, not “dead” ones meant to teach your immune system to protect itself. Funny how microsuicide actually can PRESERVE life. ….Am I getting off track?
You can destroy a virus with a great variety of chemical treatment regardless of whether you consider it living or not. The chemicals are just generally not safe because they will kill eukaryotic cells as well. There are also many anti viral drugs which target the enzymes that specific virus types use to infect cells, but due to the random nature of molecule movement, there is no guarentee they will reach the intended target before it is incorporated into the host cell. A virus is not “invincible” or anything of the sort. The only problem is that the current strategies to fight them can do more harm than the virus itself, especially at the levels necessary to combat them.
You are correct about viral vaccines. They are the most specific and least harmful method of combating viruses, which is why they are so commonly used. That said, there is more than one way to skin a cat.
I used to work in a molecular genetics lab so…
“Reply” is still gone, but this is in response to Red Land: I can tell you what the Japanese frequently have against a vagina. After all, it is a densely populated nation!
Q. What do Japanese men do when they have erections?
A. Vote.
bwahahahaha!
oh…wait…got it, jst lolsauced everywhere!!!
Arrgghh! How come I never get jokes like this? What does voting have to do with erections?? It’s very frustrating because I’m not a kid, I’m old! Would someone have pity and explain it?
It’s a play on the difficulty some Asians have with saying “L” and “R” sounds.
Thank you, Much. Now I just feel dumb (I know that’s not YOUR fault, of course, and I appreciate the answer!).
It’s not Japanese
Already been stated but who CARES? Its a JOKE. It doesn’t HAVE to be related to the picture.
The Japanese comments above are fails.
This product is clearly Chinese
Clearly to you, Mr. Yellow Fever.
…or Taiwanese…
it’s not Taiwanese.. they use traditional mandarin while this is simplified, which only the Chinese use.
See above
They’re not just killing the HIV, they’ve destvoying it. That’s quality stuff.
Sorry, but Chinese and Japanese ideograms look very much alike (and in fact sometimes are alike!). Since China is the most populous nation on Earth, my comment above still clearly applies!
Fail! Japanese and Chinese are quite different. You’ll notice that there is no hiragana or katakana on this product. It is clearly not Japanese.
No fail. Japanese uses almost 2,000 kanji, which are Chinese ideographic characters. The meaning and pronunciation might be quite different, but the characters themselves are identical. Hiragana and katakana are used in addition to kanji. Kana are a dead giveaway that the language in use is Japanese; however, it’s quite common to see signs and such entirely in kanji. Which is, by the by, a pain in the backside to learn.
But it’s very unlikely this product would be written entirely in Kanji. Still fail.
i agree, it’s very obvious it’s not japanese. i don’t read japanese, but it’s still obvious the difference from the presence of japanese characters and the absence of them. honestly, why can so many people tell the difference between french, spanish, german, etc. even if they can’t speak it but for some reason think very different looking styles of characters are all the same.
Two words. Latin Alphabet.
Well, obviously, but he was quite correct that Chinese and Japanese ideograms (as opposed to the syllabaries) look alike. Just sayin’.
Hear, hear!
I agree with you. Couldn’t resist the smart-ass thing, though.
Yes fail, it is simplified Chinese. Kanji uses traditional Chinese characters.
Dude they use a LOT more than 2000 kanji
You can’t read a Japanese news paper if you only know 2000 kanji
Whut?!?!
The ‘kanji’ for ‘Aier’ is repeated several times. Japanese will never attempt to write an English pronunciation in kanji, that’s always done in katakana or hiragana. This is for those of you who are still in doubt and need to keep score.
Anything claiming to be an AIDS cure should really be avoided in any case.
(StCyr) I thought it was destroying the HIV disinfector…that would be bad
Am I the only one who sees “Destvoy” rather than “Destroy” in that picture? It’s in all-caps.
Oh, and although Japanese and (Traditional) Chinese share ideograms, it’s very easy to tell Japanese text from Chinese. Translate any page in Google translate to Chinese and to Japanese and you’ll see the difference – Japanese text contains Ideograms mixed in with phonetic writing – mostly hiragana, which are much simpler, more cursive, and are uniquely Japanese.
I noticed destvoy, too. But those aren’t all-caps, those are small-caps. I love ‘em!
In romaji, maiko would be the word you are looking for, JohnB. And speaking politely, one says O-maiko.
(It used to be a very funny joke among Japanese guests to the U.S. when they would see the famous department store, May Co. Lots of laughs from that one.)
I can see this going over big in Hollywood with Lindsay and Paris.
WHERE IS MY REPLY CLICKY LINK???!!!
I wanted to suggest to 21skulls that perhaps the HIVs (and the spermatozooms) are crushed to death by the awesome power of the Amazing Shrinking, er, O-Maiko.
Is it me, or does it say it (only) Lubri Cate? So who’s this Cate (or Catherine, I assume) who’s so damn special… Miss thang needs to be taken down a notch or two.
Or is it like those key chains sold in tourist shops with individual names on each item… Cate, Lucy, Marcy, Rochelle, Skanky Wench….?
I like the spermatozoom. They must have little afterburners on their flagella.
How does it shrink O-maiko? Lemon juice? Vinegar? If so, they left off another use for this, another selling point- douche!
“Omaiko” doesn’t mean what you think it means. If anything, it means “apprentice geisha”. You’re thinking “Omanko” (or “manko” if you want to be really vulgar–in which case you can censor yourself by writing it “ma*ko”).
But all of this is moot, as the sign is indeed in (Simplified) Chinese.
So I’m guilty of shrinking the apprentice geisha? I do have a strange effect on women.
This means I get kicked out of the o-chaya or okiya, and they put my picture on that “No Longer Welcome” bulletin board in the back? I was beginning to like the sound of the shamisen….
(I did have to go look this up; I didn’t know “o-chaya” off the top of my head. They don’t have too many of these in Virginia. Did know what a shamisen was, though.)
I guess now I’m off to China where I was supposed to be in the first place.
Honey, I Shrunk The Apprentice.
Nothing that I can put my finger on.
What about in?
Yes, but what *is* it?
The perfect product after a hard day at the orifice.
WIN.
*buys shipload for husband’s ex*
Do you think she needs disinfecting, or is she just a c*nt you’d like to see shrivel away and disappear?
hhahahahhahahahahahahhaha
(Chinese)
The pictures at the top are priceless! Especially the last one!
Let’s present this product to the FDA for market approval!!!1!
It already is. It is being sold as “Vagisil” in the US:)
*/humor* Sorry.
This is the dangerous product you get when a bunch of idiots combine ideas and chemicals in industrial processing equipment with no oversight. I predict the same success as when they combined stuff they found in the bathroom, kitchen, and garage.
Surgical lubricant is fun. Surgical lubricant with a spermicide would be better, except it needs a barrier to be more than 60% effective (I preferred the 98% effectiveness of a diaphragm combo.) The spermicide kills of the defensive flora and allows bladder infections and UTI’s which weaken the defenses and allow STD’s and HIV easier infection paths. Alum also interferes with maintaining normal flora and does nothing for the muscle tone issue. The correct treatment for pelvic floor weakness is Kegel exercises with vaginal pendulum weights. It is difficult to get this kind of information.
* humor*
Good grief, the things you learn about on a submarine…
A sailor is fixated in two things after pulling back in. This is number two after taking a long hot shower at home to rinse off a 6 month layer of ArmAss cologne.
I defer to your wisdom – I’ve only ever had the chance to observe the landgoing ones in the wild. At least sailors are keen to have a shower as soon as they get back in.
The better half wouldn’t get close, much less passionate until after the shower. However, she was in there with the loofah helping speed up the process. Converting sea water to fresh is an expensive and energy intensive process. We all smelled about the same the Navy didn’t like for to use very much water.
At least when everybody pongs together, you don’t really notice it. (Although it can take a couple of weeks for the green cam cream to wash off completely, what the hell do they put in that stuff??) Has nobody ever thought to try manning subs with eight-year-olds? As an eight year old, I would happily have gone for six months without a shower.
I wouldn’t work for that age group. The military spends 6 months to 2 years teaching high school kids to pick up after themselves and finish the job assigned to them. A lot of the silliness in boot camp is testing that ability. Do you want someone that can’t or won’t follow procedure to fold a standard issue blanket, testing and assembling missiles.
well if they blow themselves up there is far less education wasted. it might work if you pretended it was all a big game.
An accident on a navy ship could kill thousands, destroy the pier and all of the ships surrounding it and their aircraft, take months to clean up and years to replace. They are very picky about personnel selection and training for several systems. The average naval ship’s weapon is thousands of pounds of propellant and explosives. They should be safe with reasonable handling, but who thinks HE is reasonable.Those are unloaded from the ships and go inland for repair and maintenance, like inland Texas, or Oklahoma. It is no game. You take pride in passing performance inspections, operational readiness, and surviving the run.
*insert lighter seafaring moment here* My dad got the nickname “Crash” after his ship took a chunk out of the end of a wharf, and two weeks later collided with a dead whale.
If your parents died in a helicopter crash, I served under him.
Nah, they’re both still alive – both of them are going to make sure they live long enough to inconvenience their kids as much as possible. Srsly, how many captains out there can there be who hit wharves and dead whales? Do they have a secret society or something? Do you have to produce photos of the whalestrike with your membership application? I’ll have to ask Da next time I speak to him.
I’d watch a video of vaginal Kegel exercises with weights!
Yes, some shrinks are c*nts, and some are pr!cks, but some of us are decent, hardworking people who do our best.
If this is the product I think it is, they advertise it constantly on Chinese TV. No joke, I think I saw it well over 100 times the last time I was there (for about 3 weeks). The commercial is even better than the printed add, featuring a very poor rendering of the vaginal canal infested with Atari-style monsters before and *sparkling* afterwards. Classic.
So this is like “Space Invaders” for a woman’s nether regions. Beats “Frogger”, or is that the product for French women?
*mind goes to a very strange place*- Wouldn’t it be fun to play Portal in there!!!
does it shrink everything? like.. say if we were to use it in the back door.
wait a second…. I thought this was a fancy air sanitizer….
I bought six for my mom! :0
What an amazing product. It could do all that and shrink c**t and to be sure there’s no misunderstanding, the pictogram above says it all!!!