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Wow. Last place I expected a Bill Frist supporter.


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Each like you just be make no & with me

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  1. lolgirl says:

    FIRST !

  2. KaliBurns says:

    I love it when you make no with me.

  3. Iva says:

    WHAT is this supposed to mean?

    I saw so many Engrish T-shirts the other day at the market, but they all made more sense than this.

  4. buckinarut says:

    Bit more complicated than the ones in my day. What happened to “Frankie Say Rerax” or “Choose Rife”?

  5. JohnB says:

    Sounds like something I would have come out with after ingesting a seriously excessive quantity and variety of controlled substances. In fact, that might be a direct quote! Perhaps I should sue…

    • leila says:

      Did you see sky angels?

      • JohnB says:

        I have no specific recollection of that, but I most certainy saw things in the sky that I can’t even describe, let alone name. Let me make it clear, though, that I am not encouraging anyone to do drugs of any kind. I am lucky to have survived more or less intact and am deeply grateful for my recovery. It is a treacherous path that claims lives each and every day.

  6. PoodleGroomer says:

    Daily Earworm: Beetles “Hello Goodbye”

  7. Jennifer says:

    …and here’s what we all love about 1986 rock…the top ten songs of that year:

    Day by Day – The Hooters
    You Give Love A Bad Name – Bon Jovi
    Dreams – Van Halen
    Shot in the Dark – Ozzy Osbourne
    Shake Me – Cinderella
    Cry Tough – Poison
    No One Is To Blame – Howard Jones
    Why Can’t This Be Love – Van Halen
    West End Girls – Pet Shop Boys
    Your Love – The Outfield

    • JohnB says:

      Many of us feel the music we were into in our late teens was the best music ever. Don’t get me wrong, I like plenty of current rock, but I happen to think that 1967-1971 were the years when rock was at its absolute peak. It’s surely not coincidental that those were the same years I was in high school!

      • Jennifer says:

        I was being kinda sarcastic :)

        Never liked “rawk” from the mid-eighties (I was a sixth grader in 1986)…have always liked the classic rock of the 70′s though!

        • JohnB says:

          Oh, I took you as serious. Yes, I also consider the mid-’80s to be a slack period for rock, which I think emerged energized from the infusion of grunge in the ’90s and has been relatively strong ever since. But The Doors and Jimi Hendrix (my all-time fave!) sell more now than they did when they were live and kicking.

          • Droll not Troll says:

            I sometimes think our generation used up most of the good music during the 60s. I notice a lot of it being recycled by today’s “artists”.
            *grumble grumble…. kids of today……*

          • The guy behind you (no, not that one, the OTHER one) says:

            I like a lot of the music from those years, but my all-time favorite rock band would be Bon Jovi.

            And to you, sir, “I say: Have a nice day! Have a nice day-ay-ay!”

  8. Bun says:

    So is there a random text generator for t-shirts out there?Cuz there are plenty of t-shirts that make no sence whatsoever.

  9. dragonrady says:

    Do they have any “Choose Death” T-shirt?

  10. macheld says:

    there is no return to 1986

    • JohnB says:

      Einstein said time is a dimension. If that’s true, then 1986, as with any other year, is still there, back there in 1986. Each moment is eternal, part of the indestructible four-dimensional fabric of the space-time continuum.

      • PointsOutTheObvious says:

        Yet within each moment, and Einstein never expanded upon this, the universe is separated by the dimension of perspective, each of us the center of our own universe in a slice of time, still ever expanding forward and back. After all, the twin brothers paradox has 4 sides. 1: (Einstein’s) The brother in space (seeing the earth moving fast relative to himself) spends a month up there, comes back to find his brother old. 2: The brother on Earth (seeing his Brother fly off fast relative to himself) has his brother return mionutes later, but a month older. 3: The brother on Earth created BY the brother in space who lives out many years, becomes old, and FINALLY sees his brother return from Space, not much older than the day he left, and finally the Brother in space (created BY the Earth one) Who leaves for a month, to find that Mere minutes have passed on Earth the month he’s been gone. And NONE of these 4 twin brothers (yes, 4 TWINS) enjoyed 86 rock.

      • dr handle says:

        Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

    • Jennifer says:

      Like, omygawd, you totally don’t want to do that!

  11. Sadie Thompson says:

    Okay.

  12. dr handle says:

    Kids – just be make no to drugs.

  13. A Noun says:

    First – I so completely need this shirt.

    Second – Was this shirt made by fans of Bill Frist?

    • A Noun says:

      Dang. Should read headline first before making comment re Frist.

      Sorry. I actually didn’t even see it, the shirt was so awesome.

  14. Hardcastle says:

    I was in high school in 1986 (albeit a frosh) and I’m here to tell you that the music that was possible that year sucked major stone.

    • JohnB says:

      I’ve always been a big fan of impossible music, but impossible music just wasn’t possible in 1986.

  15. Hardcastle says:

    oi veh… I meant *popular*… or “Popural” lolz

  16. jvcs says:

    hey i <3 86 rock too!

  17. dr handle says:

    NOBODY expects a Bill Frist supporter! Or main weapon is t-shirts and badges. Two weapons, our two chief weapons are t-shirts and badges and Engrish slogans. Three. Among our weapons, we have t-shirts, badges and Engrish slogans…

  18. Schones Feuer says:

    i love the button that says FRIST so much – i think i shall make one of my very own. FRIST FTW

  19. Triangle says:

    Uhhhh, was the creator stoned?


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