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+ fish
1. Grill fish in banana leaf
2. Fried – crips fillet fish
3. Steamed mullet fish with onions, celery and it ownbouillon
4. Whale fall into the net
5. Tun with blach beans
6. Simmed fish in clay pot
7. Thailand grill fish “style”
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mullet fish is bizniss in teh front and party in the back!
“Whale fall into the net?” Is that some way to deny they’re whaling by saying “the net was just laying there minding its own business, and that whale came by, not paying attention or nothing and with no respect for property, just flopped on in. So, we figured we’d haul his heinie in… and the harpoon canon went off accidentally. Right between his eyes. Our bad!”
Lord, this one’s target rich- they fillet Crips, what do they do with Bloods? And I don’t know if I want to see what they do to MS-13. Add “G” to it and give people allergic reactions, I assume…
Since them mullets got steamed, we know what the do with the Klan………………
And the mullet fish, it owned bouillon- reckon it avoided the stocks and interest rates tanking and stayed with precious metals. Sound choice. Or did gold prices poop out, too.
they did…. brain burp. Mental hiccup.
what did they do, I means. I’ll just shut up now.
do they do with… God, doofus, get it right. I’ll go back to talking to myself.
I’m the only one who understands…*sniff*
there, there
*pats comfortingly*
there, there
shhh…nurse Ratchet will come along with the meds soon…
Aw, hell. Where’s Chief?
its Nurse Ratched. Have you ever even READ “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest?”
The novel is NARRATED by the character “Chief” Bromden, who is half-Indian and has pretended to be a deaf-mute for several years. Interestingly enough, his character was prominently displayed in the film adaptation, also.
Word of advice, Grasshopper. Don’t shoot from the hip at someone holding a gun to your head.
I just realized you were attacking Ms. Jennifer and not me. But if you’re gonna jump on someone who makes a mistake in ONE letter during an internet comment section where typos are a common occurrence (Lordy, just look at my first comment), then the word of advice is probably still applicable.
I got the joke, most everyone else seems to have gotten the joke, even with the “t” in place of the “d”, all without getting their Wonder Woman Underoos all in an uproar, and that’s the whole point of this site…….
Nurse
Oops! Hit a wrong key there, and got interrupted in mid-comment! Nurse Ratchet is what I affectionately call my auto mechanic.
Don’t you hate commentus interruptus!
It’s a highly ineffective form of contraversation.
I do that too! And then he threatens to take my temperature with a rather large torque spanner. My goodness me.
He wants to use a spanner on you? He must think you have loose morals!
It was only when he offered to grease my nipples that I grabbed the spanner off him and offered to tighten his nuts until the threads stripped.
Not very wise of you. He could have had a grease gun.
What he actually did was to shout at the top of his voice “Help help help this crazy woman has got hold of my tool and she won’t let go help help help”.
And then, how many people ran in with their cell phones, ready to take pictures?
The proprietor of this particular workshop did threaten to throw a bucket of water over us. The apprentice suggested that we might want to get a room. My husband threatened to arrest me for indecent assault. I don’t get no respect.
Why on Earth did Indy send a salt?
To put in the bucket of water. He could see it would take a good brine to sort out the situation.
hmmmm… i’m stangely confused now. I think i’ll have a nap
I hope the Thailand grill fish “style” is not the “lovely style” of “pee pie”!
I also tend to believe that a whale falling into the net is a very rare occurrence.
That’s what I’m saying. It’s like wicked hard to catch and kill a whale.
I think you’re going to need a bigger net.
Not to mention you’ll have to do some VERY weird stuff to get the whale to fall into the net, what with gravity not being quite as effective underwater and all…..
The fish in number 2 is from the Crips? Guess these guys support the Bloods. Never heard of gangster fish.
Well, you know fish hang out in schools, and these days, wherever you’ve got schools, you’ve got gangs!
I was wondering if anyone would make that connection.
Anybody in my gang would.
No. 6 must be from the new version of ‘The Sims’
Aw, c’mon…beans are delicious, especially with tun!
You know when you’re hanging out at the indian market and suddenly a stranger asks you If you want to have some Shamu?
I didn’t think so.
Banana Leaf – the new Guantanamo Bay facility, where the YouSay gumbiment questions suspicious fish.
And we know they’re ALL pretty fishy…
The menu from restaurant at the edge of the Wonderful Boning Park.
OK, pop quiz. First person to answer this question correctly wins 200 Internets:
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What Beatles song is an appropriate theme for this site as it is currently set up?
Helter-Skelter
No Reply.
If I win, can I convert those Internets to Outa nets so the whales and donate them to the whales?
AAArgh! Forgot to delete “so the whales”. You know what I mean.
I’m glad you deleted that. I, for one, am not going to sew any whales!
Sure thing, and congratulations!
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“Whale fall into the net” reminds me of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:
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“And wow! Hey! What’s this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name -ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?”
Reference win, MGH. Makes me wonder: is that where Terry Pratchett got his idea for The Fifth Elephant?
I don’t know, but I’ll bet it’s not where Sir Humphrey Davy got his idea for the fifth element.
Yay! Reply button!!
That would have made a very boron tale anyway.
So, you make periodic replies to this site all day?
AAAAAAAAAAAARGHon.
No, the argon are gone.
I don’t zinc so.
I wouldn’t have lead you astray.
Sodium mind if we have another pun run? This one should be quite elemental.
Yes I do mind – you start one of these, then you just carbon and on and on about it.
No need to be antimonious about it!
Let’s phos for a second and give it a break.
OK. Don’t want to cause any unnecessary sulfuring.
Sodium mind if he have another pun run? This one should really be quite elemental.
Apparently, I have just achieved the fission of sodium!
Ammonia namateur chemist, but I’m enjoying the inter-reaction.
A basic grounding only, then?
It’s probably dangerous for me to metal with it.
While everyone else makes snarky cyanide remarks.
This is such a silicon versation!
Yes, I’m really in my element here.
You know, one morning I shot an element in my pajamas… *flicks cigar*
Did you barium?
If I had a list of top ten “punny” replies, I am sure this would have to be on it!
No, it turns out there was some alum inum, so I extracted it.
Give it here, bro. Mine.
Is that asbestos you can do?
I’m trying to keep it fluorine.
So, you think there’s some unfinished bismuth?
As xenon a Marx brothers movie screening?
Yes, on the old silver screen.
Simmed fish? Curse you EA Games marketing, when will you learn you know nothing of viral?!
Perhaps they meant “slimmed fish.” Everyone is so weight-conscious these days.
If those prices are US$, I can see why you can’t order the steamed mullet unless you own bouillon.
You can always tell crips fish because they wearing red bananas. Right?
Red bananas? Is this GM food?
How do you wear bananas? Do you just sort of perch the bunch atopo your head?
Go google Josephine Baker.
Everybody go ogle Josephine.
She was exceptionally ogleable.
And then of course there was Carmen Miranda, who wore an entire frugivore’s dream.
Everyone preferred to ogle Josephine because Carmen wore a blouse in her act.
I thought Bloods are red and Crips are blue. Would make sense.
Fish simmered in Blue Crips Stock. That should be affordable in the current economic climate.
Bloods are red.
Crips are blue.
When I’m done deep frying the elephant
It’s crisps and battered Shamu.
Bloods are red
And Crips are blue,
If they think you don’t “respect” them
They’ll shoot you for the fun of it.
… that doesn’t really scan very well, does it?
Bloods are red
And Crips are blue
But bloody Crips
Are red too
Such a romantic poem, you have talent.
Thank you! Did you catch the one on “no up and downing”?
I take that as a “nope.”
Hey! I just noticed the ” ” and googled your comment. It’s a Beatles song I don’t remember. What album is it on?
The only time that song was ever recorded by the Beatles (as far as I know) was waaaay back when they did a radio show on the BBC called Pop Go the Beatles . “I Just Don’t Understand” appeared on the show that aired on Aug 20, 1963. It was later included on an Apple 2-CD Set called Live at the BBC (The Beatles album)
… which was released for the 1994 holiday season.
Thx
who is holding the net?
The men in the white coats.
Crips fried to a crisp.
4. Whale fall into net
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
Win.
great looking menu, delicious fishies!