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Heh, no wonder my last one tasted so weird…
My first ever comment on teh site & it’s the first.
^^Guess I was late by a second
The only thing worse than the whole “I’m First Meme” is thinking you are first, when you are not, then making a comment about it.
And then saying you were late by a second when the clock puts it at four minutes does not add to your dredibility.
Actually, it adds a lot to your dread-ability.
Ah, you caught me! But I really don’t think it tells us much about his ability to reggae. Perhaps he could post up a video…
JB’s dreadability is very high. I dread him constantly. A lot.
Dear me, whatever have I done to inspire such a sentiment???
DREADFUL PUNS!
Have you ever met a pun you DIDN’T think was dreadful?
Some are more dreadful than others.
That’s what SHE SAID
I was always glad I’d read him.
That makes me glad-eyed.
It surely doesn’t add to his Dredd®-ability!
…god, that was awful.
Well, on the whole 4 minute thing you really can’t blame. I’ve had it so this site didn’t display my comment for almost 10 minutes before it showed up, even though the eventual timestamp was correct. Maybe the server was down when it received the post?
*facepalm* Please continue to PointOutTheObvious! I forgot about servers!
There are servers around here? I didn’t know that! Hey, one of you, go get me more coffee!!!
Well, that is what will happen to the dumpling anyway, so all in all not to bad.
What happens to a dumpling when it no longer dumples?
For you guys that can’t read, the translationwas correct. Instead of putting meat in the dumpling, they put shrimp. So that’s why it’s called a “shrimp dumpling”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is a significant difference between “dumpling” and “dumping.” There are places for the dumping of toxic waste, but I pray there are no dumplings of toxic waste…
I thought they were complaining about the overseas farmed shrimp sold at toxic pricing.
“For you guys that can’t read”
Irony, thy name is alpha.
Wonder how long it will be before he shows his icon around here again.
OK. This is getting really annoying. I’m targetted for the mod squad. nothing seems to please them.
Change your name to “I’m the peon” and see what happens…
He’ll only get peed on.
Well, then, he might get a pie out of it, at least.
And it would give him lovely style!
I had no idea shrimp had need of such large facilities! I guess we know now what shrimp are full of…
that is what that little black line is in your shrimp… its his colon! So eat up.
Is this the shrimp version of the “female only” toilet?
And is it Western style, or equipped with detonating closestools?
If the shrimp turn out to be wearing little maid outfits – run! No, hang on – swim!
I’d be less disturbed by a sign saying “shrimp dumping” than one that said “humans dumping”. Or “shrimp humping”, but I bet it would be hard to tell. “Shrimp jumping” = not so bad.
My degree in biology is getting on in years, like its owner, and I don’t often read books on ethology, but I don’t believe shrimp hump. They spawn, I believe, and spawning does not involve humping at all, in the usual sense of the word.
Downunder, they’s prawn.
Well, they’re all down under! You’ve never seen one float atop the sea now, have you?
♬ Shrimp floats when a-comin’,
There’s dancin’ tonight. ♪
The one ya gotta watch out for is “squid dumping.” Someone dumped old bait squid several times in a row near the bay where I live. The smell was equalled only by the unbelievable attractiveness to dogs for rolling in it.
Never, never eat bottom feeders. That why they are called “BOTTOM feeders”.
Ah, like the piranha that ate their way out of somebody’s bottom and attacked Superman.
And the seafood is fierce! Look out!
The fierce seafood is what makes the shrimp to be dumping.
Dumping seafood makes shrimp pretty fierce, too!
Finally, somewhere for me to get rid of all those old shrimps I’ve been stockpiling in the garage (the local tip and the recycling depot won’t take ‘em, you know). I’ll just back the truck up. You might want to stand back.
Phew-weee! I once did actually forget about some shrimp from a restaurant doggie bag that got pushed to the back of the refrigerator behind some other items. And I opened the fridge door one morning to get my juice and OMG! I don’t think I’ve ever smelled anything that went bad smell THAT bad!!!
The packet of peas might’ve outdone it; when I was a kid, we had a packet of peas in the freezer that was specifically to be put on ouchy bits (when you have kids in the household doing riding, football, martial arts etc. there are weekly ouchy bits that need an “ice pack”). That was fine, as everybody know that the particular packet of peas, thawed and refrozen at least once a week for about a year, was not to be opened. Until one day my grandmother was visiting, and decided to cook us dinner. And opened the packet of peas.
Wait, I don’t get it! I eat shrimp dumplings all the time. They’re pretty good!
Would someone care to explain/mock my ignorance?
Look carefully at the second word in the picture, the one that follows “shrimp.” Carefully. Now, one more time.