Comments on: Bought them at Nienam Macrus

By: STARR

STARR — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:17:43 +0000

Hey! They spelled “collection” correctly! What are the chances of that?

By: OP

OP — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:53:49 +0000

These are rip-offs of the Colvin Kleios I bought in Beijing!

By: ham

ham — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:51:48 +0000

if it was from china, it would say: Carvin Krein corrections. its really made in the Philippines.

By: Saphiyah

Saphiyah — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:22:44 +0000

Only in china you will see bootlegged “Calvim kleins”!

By: NegroSaki

NegroSaki — Sun, 24 May 2009 08:11:41 +0000

I personally prefer Konna Daren.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:17:57 +0000

All of them probably needed trimming, but I wasn’t going to do it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:00:15 +0000

Finally, Dad’s story confirmed! I don’t really know why I remember the story, since it must be close to 50 years since I heard it, and it wasn’t one of the ones he retold and retold (there were plenty of those, believe me!). He never did talk much of the war, though, even though he saw plenty of action, including D-Day. (He’s still alive, but his mental faculties are fading.)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:53:46 +0000

On a Mexican island quite briny.
His niece, young Anurka
Had to wear a full burka
Since he dreaded a flu that was swiny.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:50:57 +0000

Who is Al, and why was DnT fisting him? *insert look of horror here*

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:50:19 +0000

I’m afraid to ask whose poodle needed grooming on a sub.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:46:07 +0000

That explains a lot…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:18:17 +0000

And as an assassin with confident glee
He drew his scimitar sword
Against Harrison Ford
And died in a manor untimely

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:15:37 +0000

I spent 4 years assigned to a submarine crew, 2-1/2 years at sea. After several months away from home port and a crew of 120 in 90 berths, it could be bottled and certified as ArmAss.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:17:52 +0000

That was mentioned in a book called “When I Whistle” by Shusaku Endo, which I had to read at high school 24 years ago now. For some reason I still remember that.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:15:53 +0000

Witha student who one day got whiny,
So he brandished a stick,
And yelled “Stop that, real quick,
Or I’ll get all sharia on your hiney!”

By: CK Employee

CK Employee — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:17:03 +0000

Colleagues are gonna ruff dis!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:16:22 +0000

Win!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:15:20 +0000

Just ask DnT about an alfi sting!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:37:28 +0000

that ran a maddrass quite tiny.
He taught them to mime,
and the Koran in rhyme,
and polished gold the dome shiny.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:36:26 +0000

No, I’m afraid ArmAss would smell much worse!!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:21:00 +0000

I found Engrish Reather.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:49:17 +0000

Finish the limerick:
There once was a mullah from Mynee,…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:33:10 +0000

My father once told me that in the years right after WWII, when products from Japan were widely regarded as being of poor quality, there was a city named “Usa” that suddenly became a manufacturing center, because they could stamp in all caps, “MADE IN USA.” I’ve never seen any mention of this anywhere, so take it as just an anecdote, but my dad was not prone to making up stories.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 14:19:07 +0000

I’ve seen some asses that looked like they’ve been did…

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:29:37 +0000

And Borks Bothers?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:28:42 +0000

How can you forget Scaro ed al Atner? Sounds like a mullah from Mynee, don’t it?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:25:11 +0000

Naw. Cowboy boots, from Otny Mala. Specially if there the schrosti niks kind. I had a pair of Otny Malas. But they was regular omo wco thaleer.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:22:23 +0000

no, the Rolleks is real crap.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:20:52 +0000

They were blasting everyone with his new cologne before he died of AIDS. We all had to go in and get HIV testing.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:16:57 +0000

Steel toe work boots from Ree Dwing.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:14:44 +0000

Whoops, wrong bottle. ArmAss smells like submarine duty.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:24:05 +0000

I’ve seen adidass

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:23:07 +0000

ugh saint laurent is also good.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:54:02 +0000

Not suitable for riding your Harei Davehong – get a proper pair of boots. Maybe from Arpin Stare.

By: bodo

bodo — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:53:31 +0000

Wait, they’re fake? Even the Rolleks? Well…crap.

By: ferryman

ferryman — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:28:44 +0000

…so you should look closely, with a Tasco to notice…?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:59:47 +0000

Stop make fun of my fake designers. I pay good money for them.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:54:58 +0000

Was it fish he shat? That would be a mite uncomfortable, fish wriggling around in one’s pants!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:53:26 +0000

Aramess would be a great cologne for men who are a mess!

By: derailer

derailer — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:20:30 +0000

Right next to the Tomi Herrfiga. Try to avoind Rarf Raren, he shat his pants.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:13:55 +0000

And Aramess cologne for men.

By: Denglish ist lewstigue

Denglish ist lewstigue — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:06:09 +0000

I wonder if they stock Opcesshun perfume.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:45:00 +0000

No Socks or Odor Eaters! Nothing comes between me and my Calvim Klain’s.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:41:58 +0000

That’s what I figured, and really that’s nothing new, although the pirates are more prolific than ever. When I was young, and “Tasco” was a well-respected name in optics, I saw a microscope that was made by “Tasoo.” If you didn’t look closely, you could be fooled.

By: mikaeli

mikaeli — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:35:47 +0000

its not so much an error in translation, more of a piracy, such copies are rampant in china, example of which would be a rip off of dunhill, named danhill.. but still owrth a few laughs i guess..

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:08:16 +0000

Sounds to me rather like a Hebrew blessing. And a Calvim Klain to you, too!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:07:09 +0000

You can always tell authenticity when you see it!