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lol
Anyway, I’m glad to be informed on certain things that go on in the Internet, otherwise this might not have been so funny.
Probably would have figured it out anyway though.
Is this how the whole “loaves to fishes” trick works?
Pull up a stool and I’ll tell you all about it.
That ought ur do it…
is it a fresh stool? It has to be fresh. There’s consumer protection, y’know.
That’s the place where they farm blind mullet.
Better that than blinding farm mullet.
Shat??
Yes… its the past tense of the verb “to sh!t”…. (but it’s a regional thing)
Ok. I just use SH!T as in “I think I sh!t my pants!”
no shat is sorta posh… posh ppl say ‘oh that was so frihtning i completely shat myself
I’m sorry, but I don’t find anything “frihtning”. Back where I come from, we say “frightening” instead.
In Arabic, “shat” means shore or coast… “Shat Al-Arab”, which is what the sign in Arabic says, is actually the name of the northwestern tip of the Persian Gulf, near the Kuwait-Iraq border.
Anyway, it’s good Engrish!
I was trying to remember what that meant! They DEFINITELY should have translated the word instead of transliterating, haha!
Omg it happens so much more often than you’d think in the Middle East.
What do you mean, “my comment is awaiting moderation”? Are you telling me that some nannybot picked up on “sh!tting”? Oooh, I could really get browned off, I really could…
We could try a fairly obvious code, since ‘bots are simple-minded.
@rseh0le, bµgger, cµnt. See what happens.
http://www.howtonotsuck.com/assets/images/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg
your posting deleted the entire thing. good job. stay away!
Non sequitur win. As in this link win.
Thanks for the explanation. LOL
I thought it was a misspelling of “shad” which is a type of fish. Your explanation is more likely though.
Somehow, it doesn’t surprise me.
Wow, that’s even more impressive than the Gas Trick!
Sounds more like a headline along the man-bites-dog theory.
…ow. Just, ow. I mean, with the fins or the shells or whatever, it just had to…well, ow.
…but only if you have a barrel organ.
Ah, is that the key?
Yes, especially if you like your fish piping hot.
I do! Especially bass. But I prefer them filleted, as I hate running into bones, like the spinal chord.
will it take it hook, line, and sinker?
It will take it, or it gets shat.
Just when you thought that the last seafood thread had been done to death. It’s not safe for a DPH fairy, it’s really not.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Engrish……
SHAT 2 !!
Beyond a Shat2 of a doubt, Dreadful Pun Hell still awaits us!
hahahaha
I read all the comments and the picture 3 times and I’m still laughing
I drive past this place occcasionally, never fails to crack me up. These guys are clearly v talented.
Well, if Old MacDonald had a farm…
My fairy tales are a bit rusty, but I don’t recall the farm having passed through his colon!
Think of Mary, who had a little lamb!
Think of the doctor, he had a fit.
think of the father…
A New Zealander, was he?
That’s what happens when a reporter comes ashore. You get a newsy lander.
EEEEE…….AIYYYY………EEEEE……AIYYYYY…….OOHHHHHH!!!!
I just shat some beef and some taco bell with fire sauce (boy is my bung burning).
always remove your bung before you engage in such activities. keep stored in a cool dry plaice.
Some one should find Engrish examples on tombstones. That would be great.
Yes, I’ve always found tombstones to be a great source of hilarity. I seldom attend a burial without bursting into laughter numerous times.
That would be the coolest superpower ever!
Yeah, excreting live fish would be a great way to overpower Superman and his brethren. Never mind being able to fly at nearly light speed or having unlimited strength, those fish wriggling out of your anus would undoubtedly make you King of the Superheroes.
You might not be so dismissive if said fish were piranhas. Think of how annoyed they’re going to be, having been stuck up somebody’s bum, possibly after they’ve eaten curry; the minute they get out, they’re going to look for something to kill.
I’m afraid they’d just eat their way out!
Lying @rseholes? You find a lot of them in Parliament.
Unfortunately, they are ubiquitous everywhere on this planet!!
Wait, there’s an Arab William Shatner… and he has fresh fish?
One human and 50 fresh fish to beam up, Ahmed!
“Abdul! Where is that shipment of Stainless Steel Defecators!”
“don’t mention those things again! one of them got stuck down my anus after eating some fish!”
That’s cold! Being stuck on Uranus, that is.
Of course, I would imagine Stainless Steel Defecators would feel rather cold, too…
I just can’t stop laughing at this!!!!!!!!
is this a good plaice to carp?
It would be a good plaice to crap carp.
Carpe plaicem.
Carpe plaicem = seize the fish
Carpe calypso = seize the daaaaaaaaaaaaaay-o
I LOLed!
Carpe convulso = seize the seizure
Carpe maladium = seize disease
perhaps it’s British slang?
what’s with the space?
If YouChoob is blocked, all you’ll get is a blank space. If I’m norty and having a bit of a surf at werk, I get the space, too.
No, shat really is the past tense of sh!t, according to the US-compiled dictionary in my computer.
How the heck did you get a YouTube link in here? Never seen that done before!
Shat is seldom used, however, in many parts of the US, much as “spit” has widely replaced “spat” as the past tense as well as present for expectoration. That was true in metro NY as well as Kentucky and West Virginia, so it’s not just a rural or regional thing, although I have no idea why.
There’s more of a connection between fish and sh!t than most people realize. So many times, I’ve gone fishing and caught sh!t!
Someone told me years ago that if you put magnesium sulphate in an aquarium, you get a very long sh!t connected to the fish, like streamers! I haven’t attempted it.
And this is something aquarium owners would want? Aquarium owners must be strange folk!
No, just a schoolboy prank. I think they did it to an aquarium at their school.
I would never want to do that to the poor fishies… but one day after a particularly bad prac lesson I did dilute all the year 7 crystal growing experiments. The crystals all disappeared, the year 7s were crestfallen, the science teacher tied her brain in knots trying to explain how it could have happened.
What are you, a fresh fish?
No, I’m a fresh spearm!
I guess it would be to let my 9-year-old (who, humor-wise, is definitely not past 7 yet), talk to him. What is he, some kind of child comedian?
no way! the name lsounds uncomfortable to my son
Well, no wonder! L’sounds? You must have said it to him in French! Oh, no! Now they’ll be after you, too, for copyright infringement. You’ve got the moderators and now the copyright police after you!
What kind of Persian Pissed Vintage Wine goes with Arab Shat Fresh Fish? I need to know, I have a fancy-schmancy dinner party coming up with some very persnickety conno-sewers.
Conno-sewers is the right place for Shat Fresh Fish.
I suggest Dolphin Wine. It goes with anything!
But be sure to watch your wineglasses carefully.
I NOT HAS A DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!
So, is that a dolphin whine?
But do you has a PMS?
Another good Engrish spoiled by knowing a foreign language!
Arab should chew his food.
The fish was so fresh it simply swam through!
I wonder if shat fish is halal?