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After the song is over, smash it on the ground.
Since it’s inflatable, you’ll only be breaking wind.
I’ll break your water!!!
I’ll break your FACE!
I’ll break this thread.
In Soviet Russia, thread breaks you!
Good finish, guys. Good finish.
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
Wait, that doesn’t work…
Can’t sotp rock and rocl!
lock and lol..the engrish got so confusing the r’s, c’s, l’s have gone haywire
Rolling On the Couch Laughing
Well, sofa so good. *puts on wand-proof armor*
gnyahahaha! somebody’s gonaa get whacked!
Oh noes! Not in the gonaas!
damn these typos! And you don’t miss a thing do you?
We leave no turn unstoned here on Engrish Funny!
I’m not as thoned as you stink I am.
*clocl*
When you thoke enough to get really thoned, then you stink you don’t think, but you do. Call it Grassorama! Or perhaps Grassaroma…
Protect your worm and clams. Throw rocks at the seagulls. Leave no tern unstoned.
And be sure to tighten up the backs of your ships. Leave no stern untoned!
I wouldn’t mind if they got whacked in the Jonas
DISCLAIMER: Rock & Rocl(c) Guitar not actually compatible with Guitar Hero(tm) games.
Rock & Rocl guitar requires Guital Helo©
And then we could have Helo Kitty, complete with her own helicopter.
At first, I thought you said “Halo Kitty”: http://www.threadless.com/submission/49763/Halo_Kitty
That’s the model sold to Christian fundamentalists. Comes complete with rapture.
Q: Who put the “fun” in Fundamentalism?
A: Nobody!
I’d like to know who put the “mental” in, because THAT’S sure in there!
No, come to think of it, the fundamentalist model would probably be Hell o’ Kitty.
Wouldn’t that be Herro Kitty?
I was just riffing on “Guitar Helo.” Standard Engrish would make it “Herro Kitty,” although a case could be made for “Hero Kitty,” which certainly could be a take-off point for something. The really fun thing, to me, is to say something funny that leaves an opening for others to riff on, since all the sharp but warped minds here go off in lots of different directions.
Omfg…
A Rock Band drumset!
I wanna Rock and Rocl all Nite.
And Partek Every Dai.
rocl rocl rocl alound the crock
…by Bicl Halcy & his Comcts?
So that’s what an air guitar really looks like!
Some rockers get really pumped for a concert. Apparently, sometimes the guitar does, too!
Sometimes they blow up their instruments on stage. With fireworks too.
After they blow up the guitar, it would be easy to blow up the guitar.
And after that, backstage for more blow.
And blow, along with the blow.
The guitar for the autopilot from Airplane. There is a roadie just for the manual inflation override.
Too old to Rock & Rocl, too young to die!
There ain’t no age for Rock and Rocl!
♫ I luve rock and rocl, putt anoder diem in the jockbaks ba-b ♫
Ok, this one looks more like an attempt to avoid a copyright infringement more than engrish. Which would make it very, very sad.
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock -N- Rocl High Schoooooool
I don’t carc about historycl…
Lock out with you rock out!
…also, I DON’T ROCL ON SLABAS! SHOMER SLABAS!
I believe they might mean “Rock and Rool”
Possibly. After all, rock does rool!!
so, now L’s are turning into C’s too?
As L’s age, their posture becomes increasingly stooped, until they reach the “C” stage. Later comes the “sideways U” stage, followed finally by the “remnant underscore” stage.
Another inflated phallic symbol.
If you’re going to be phallic, better to be inflated than the alternative…
or overinflated, even. Would a condom be redundant?
Not if you made the right accondomations.
It’s the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It’s still rock & rocl to me.
Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout the new sound
Funny, but it’s still rock and rocl to me
Party like a Roclstur!!
It should have been “ROCK & ROFL”
Adds new definition to “air guitar”…
The definitive air guitar…
i fell outa mah chair when i read it