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Winning or losing is not a problem. Enjoying is the most important matter.
Do you like bowling? Let’s play bowling. Breaking down the pins and get hot communications.
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uhh…sweetie?…you’re breaking down pins with a basketball there…
Lol, clearly she want’s to get those pins knocked down and get on to the hot communication part!
It must be hot in there to have one’s blouse open that much
Well there’s all that hot communication going on!
Basketballs attract men that keep their own bowling pin in their pants.
I never hurled a basketball at bowling pins, but I sincerely doubt they would knock down many. Pins are not light.
It depends on the artwork. That could be a 12 or 16 lb basketball with 2 or 3 holes.
There are only 2 holes I’m interested from looking at that picture.
*interested in. They really need to add an edit post feature to this site.
No way! Typos often make more LOLZ!
I count 6.
You know your holes! Either you’re a golfer or you bake donuts…
Swiss cheese inspector.
I count the holes and make sure they are all there, with the correct position and spacing. I check the size and depth to make sure it allows proper grip, tension, and control for that feeling wanted while swinging and thrusting. When everything is right, it always gives an incredibly explosive finish. Show me how much you want to spend, and Ill let you feel some of the selections. Pick the style and weight and I can custom drill and balance your bowling ball and have it ready in 15 minutes
Could you do me a bocconcini the size of a bowling ball? I’ve always wanted to eat a bocconcini the size of a bowling ball.
I would recommend buying a second bowling bag for your shoes.
And how many holes in the shoes?
None, by the rules of topology.
There must be at least one hole in each, or you can’t get your feet in.
It is a stretched and distorted , but continuous surface. the only holes in a shoe are the eyelets. The only hole in a coffee cup is the handle.
OK, you can keep topology. I’ll stick to bottomology- of women.
How many holes in a Klein bottle?
none. It is a continuous flat surface with one side and no edge.
I recommend lots of fruit, vegetables, olive oil, and red wine when you eat this or a doctor will have to drill you.
Ooooh, if I’m lucky, I might get my ponytail twisted.
mind you don’t get stuck to the ceiling..
I can think of a third.
This is also a fail! What’s the point of throwing a basketball down through the lane?
That’s not the point anyway.
Ah an old classic.
I used to bowl in leagues, and while I enjoyed it, never once did I experience any hot communication, except perhaps the time the alley’s A/C was screwed up…
ooohh, the way you picked up that 7-10 split left me enjoying!
If I had ever picked up a 7-10, perhaps it would have led to some hot communication! But, alas, though I came close, turning a 7-10 into a spare was something I never accomplished, much like a 300 game….
Of course, we had another pic about bowling (remember, “Poooon!”?), about which a 7-10 split began to acquire other meanings…
I put a comment about pooon but someone out there deleted it
It’s probably your title that gets you extra attention from the moderator. Have you considered stepping down to being just one of the tribe?
Hot communication… Are they trying to sell a cell phone minute plan that lets you stay on the phone so long that the phone gets your ear all hot and sweaty??
Clearly, they’re playing “basketBOWL.”
that was played by Dr. Anus Bowel
Make a basket with a bowling ball, and I will be quite impressed! But if you miss, I won’t be going for THAT rebound…
If you’re actually breaking the pins, perhaps it’s time to put away the cannon, and try using bowling balls the old fashioned human-powered way.
using humans for power is very pinfull.
And fairly inefficient. I’ve been told that a human-powered car would only get about 5 miles per human.
But the motor runs soylently.
And any colour as long as it is green.
OMG Soylent Green is bowlilng balls???
Yes, and Bowling Green is soylent balls.
if only we had something like this when i was bowling for a college class
It looks like they are rubbing the bowling/basket ball against their cheeks. Having used the bowling balls provided at bowling alleys, I find that… well… kinda gross, actually.
I wonder what they’re doing in the top picture..
lol! at first I read it ‘breaking down the penis..’, me and my dirty mind!
The ball isn’t the only thing in the gutter…
Considering the nature of the ad, I think we’ve all gone gutter-ball already.
My mind tends to run into the gutter anyway, but put “breaking” and “penis” in the same sentence and I am SO not there!
The bowling ball is not human. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Unless you crush it in a big hydraulic press to avenge my death and safe your own life, hint-hint, you silly boy.
tes, it is really a basketball ball
Already posted, unfortunately:
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/09/engrish-you-can-do-it/
It is improved with the picture, though.
now thast sexy bowling ;D
Winning or losing wouldn’t be an important matter to me either if I could get hot communication from those girls
This is the downfall about a basketball (i know that is what makes the picture funny) but if you really wanted to make this picture seem real use an actaul bowling ball because it has holes to put your fingers in (for you dirty minded people, three fingers, three holes) Also the 1,3,8,10 split would not give someone something to talk about or “hot communication” because if you knew anything about the sport you know that most bowlers do not leave that split or many splits at all due to the fact we can handle balls ranging anywhere from 8-16pounds. If those girls could pick up that split with a basketball then I would admit that would give someone something to talk about or “hot communication” besides… if you have ever dated a bowler. They really are not the best. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. thats their life. If you are not into the sport you will be extremely bored. Plus if your partner is better than you are then that cause agruements. trust me I would know. I know this is humoreous but I wanted to put my own advice and opinion into this. If you are loney. Bowling is not for you. Try one of those Dating Phone Services things. They adverise it better on TV then this ad. (I would not know because I have never done that or have problems getting the other sexes eye or interest.)
The ball has a smooth surface and no ridges on the seams. I believe it is an acrylic bowling ball with basketball artwork printed on it. I think a basketball print on a bowling ball would be funny. The girl on the right looks like she is holding 8 or 12 lbs.
There are too many variables in ball and lane surface conditions to truly master bowling. You can only achieve consistent consistency.
I think it’s the beer.
What a party pooper you are. You really have no sense of humour. Learn to laugh!