Warring!
Please don’t have sex here if you really want it. have it at home
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That… definitely is a war…
It’s OK. Someone’s getting a piece.
A warring piece?
Could it be a sign directed at a guy named Warring, who is such a exhibitionistic outdoor sex aficionado / pervert that hey have to put up reminder signs all over the city?
warring is named after the sound of the 2-C cell vibrators.
WARRRRRR! WARRRRRRRRR!
‘Mom, phone’s ringing.’
a war and peace?
Where the frick did they place this sign? It could be awkward anywhere!
Plato’s Retreat?
No, still awkward.
Most cities I have lived in have had a park or highway rest stop where the authorities would have wanted to put up a sign like this. Which city actually had the guts to do it?
I want that sign…
To hang in your room? That can never be good.
What is this red stick meant to be, this with the circle around it?
It means that whatever is in the circle isn’t allowed, like smoking. Or a left turn.
Dunno about the stick. The circle must be the war ring.
The act is prohibited during the woman’s “coming moon.”
The moon I don’t know, but sex without coming is really not a lot of fun.
And without a sarong?
Sari about that.
Dreadful Pun Fairy! How could you! Bonk yourself on the head with your wand for that one! What do you mean, you have other uses for the wand?!?! And why is your wand buzzing????
I have never specified where I bonk myself with my special personal buzzing wand. So far, everybody has been far too polite to ask. Except for you.
I blame all the dreadful punsters on this site, corrupting me, it’s just appalling.
Just admit it. You love the corruption!
It is my job to send people who make dreadful puns to Dreadful Pun Hell. How am I supposed to do that if I don’t have a working knowledge of the offence?
That’s the reasoning of Rasputin, who encouraged his female followers to have sex with him so that they could experience forgiveness.
I have NO DESIRE WHATSOEVER to have secks with you. I’ll stick with the special personal buzzing wand, thanks. Anyway, Boney M never wrote a song about me.
I certainly don’t recall propositioning you! I was merely citing an example of the kind of reasoning that allows people to do precisely what they are preaching against doing. Sheesh!
Haw. Good one.
Don’t you mean New Moon?
A red ring and stick… my friend, you have an STD.
The graphic for the ‘person’ on the receiving end looks four legged to me (or a serious bubble butt).
Or only with those who have buns of steel.
Aw, the right guy farted!
It’s the only one of the two I can assume is a guy.
Typical
But he’s got buns of steel, so he farts rust.
maybe its a pool table…
So, I can have sex here if I don’t really want it?
That’s exactly what I was going to say! After having made exactly the same comment as MGH one minute later yesterday, this is getting spooky!
It’s weirder than you think! Go to “Yeah, I can believe……….” and check our respective comments May 13 at exactly 9:05am. I just noticed! Now THAT”S spooky!!!
That synchronicity is even weirder given that we are on opposite sides of the earth! Your comment was funnier, though.
like brains think alike, more likely!
If the things JB has revealed about his past drink & drug activities are true, our brains should be very different, although it doesn’t seem to have done his brain much harm! I’ve never been heavily into booze or drugs. Put the likeness down to the fact we’re information junkies of about the same age.
Thanks for the vote, JB.
I exaggerate some things for humor, but have absolutely no need to exaggerate the extent of my addiction and alcoholism. But after being clean and sober just shy of 20 years, thanks to the help of many people and a higher power, I seem to have recovered most of my faculties. That I didn’t do more damage to my brain and body is either luck or the providence of that power just mentioned.
yeah I think I’m in the I really want this sign camp…..lol….. too funny
and fascinated by the fact that everything was spelled correctly except Warring …..lol….
Also, why the two motion lines to the right of the sign? Would the intent of the sign not be understood without these lines?
You could be just accidentally in that position.
Or supporting your friend who is looking for their contact.
Those are stool prints on the wall. He didn’t wipe with the Chuck Norris inconel defecation pads.
Yet again this site has proved so educational! I had never heard the word “inconel” before and thought it must be a typo or some sort of Engrish I wasn’t following.
European brand name for iron nickel cobalt stainless steel .
Yes, I had looked it up. I’m an information junkie, if you hadn’t noticed…
Sorry, I got it wrong. They are Chuck Norris INOX steel defecation pads.
NOW you lost me.
lfgminox.it/eng/tipologie.asp
Chuck Norris would use a steel called I knocks.
INOX is another brand, with a name that should imply “stainless” (non-oxydant).
How about doggie style?
What ever floats your boat…but remember, “polite sex get son – romantic get daughter – sexy get lady boy”
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
not engrish
then what do you call “warring”?
2 opposing sides that commit war against each other.
So I guess then that what is being prohibited is sleeping with the enemy.
nobody’s actually sleeping here, so what’s being prohibited must be taking the enemy from behind.
Ah, the classic military maneuver! Outflank and creep up behind…
Well depending on your aim I think I now under the Second Winter Burning from the menu
*face palm* fails own comment for leaving out the second half of the word understand. D’oh ……..
No need to apologize. We are all under the Second Winter Burning from time to time…
“do not do it doggie style here! only missionary!”
No fair! Why do only missionaries get to do it doggie style? And what kind of mission would I need to be on to qualify???
Obviously, you need to be on a mission from Dog.
But I don’t believe in Dog. I am a tsiehta.
oamlfor!
dogs are demanding royalties for the doggy style now. the’ve set up these campaigns.
What next? Are the French going to demand compensation for every tongue kiss???
no but they’re gonna sue Private Lindner for using their name…
*read that in wiki*
Pshaw… We gave them back Paris in ’45. That’s compensation enough.
What do they want- 101 donations?
is this only outlawing sex between two men?
men and women can do it doggie style too, ya know…
care of a special device called a strap-on.
Uh, men and women can do that without a strap-on …
I wish my girl friend would have told me that. . . . . . . … .
You play Magic, you don’t have a girlfriend. Unless she is your boy friend.
Heh… sorry, I just hope you enjoyed the joke =P
lol
I’m guessing this is a sign at the Dog Park!
I can’t believe that public secks is so common that they have to post signs prohibiting it. What country, please?
…so I can plan my next holiday.
Where was this sign posted, one wonders – in a public toilet? In a lift? At a bus stop? In a filth room? Surely not at the wonderful boning park?
People having sex while I try to clean my fish in the park are such an annoyance. The people expressing themselves with public sex acts are always the ones you DON’T want to see.
Except for Technoviking, of course. His sex acts and rhythmic dancing please the gods.
Here I am, innocently trying to have sex in a public park, and you have to ruin it by publicly displaying fish guts!!! How tacky!!!
The kitties and sea gulls are circling and waiting. Be careful and protect your worm.
Seagulls also go after clams…
This could therefore be a public health warning – do not have sex here, because scavengers may try to eat your genitals, which can cause severe discombobulation. Also, you disturb the fishermen, and frankly if you’re trying to have sex you shouldn’t go about provoking people who may have a gaff to hand.
That certainly could be a gaffe!
Do seagulls drop the clams on the rocks, or the rocks on the clams?
As long as they get their rocks off, they will keep clam.
The Clams really do rock, don’t they? I have their CD, “How Shellfish of Me.”
They played it at the fierce seafood restaurant in Manta Ray.
Yes, and a fierce set they played! Loved the guitar solo on, “Die, Starfish, Die!”
Well, Google “dogging” for some locations where the sign could be posted.
I worked in an office building in NYC for a while where a men’s room could have had this sign. We had to tell new hires on their first day whitch one it was. Sort of sppoked most of them.
It’s from your mom’s house.
Its Taiwan. Its actually a sticker, I brought a couple of them from FongJa Night market a couple of weeks ago, although mine say “Please dont have sex here” That one was out there too, as was another on requesting that people dont have sex in the car.
Graphic is identical
I’ve just decided to let my daughter have a tattoo. Of this.
no sex on the battlefield?
So THAT’S why Patton said war is hell!
You think? isn’t it too high up for that? Well, I don’t really know that stick figure’s anatomy, who knows…
At the same time?
I get it!
But do you get it here or at home?
Didn’t ANYONE notice there is no Penis , or Strapon involved???!! It’s LESBIAN sex only that is banned!
I don’t claim to be an expert on lesbian sex, but without a strapon that would seem to be an odd position for female-female intimacy.
…WARRING?…Keith Haring as per baring…
thanks
War ring? The only ring you have to worry about for that is the Hymen.
I can’t say I ever punched through one, but I never expected it would make a ringing sound when you did…
It only takes a second to get kicked through the stable wall.
Make war not love.
Wow, where is this sign at? They must have a real problem with public doggy style sex to have to put signs up.
“Have you no sense of decency?”
such a question from the person who posted the photo to the *world wide* web…
The logo strikes again!
Hmm.. typo aside, this should be considered a prohibition sign, not a warning sign.
They might be warning against the consequences.
I can’t believe someone actually put this up. This is rude.
yes
yes that is naugty but he got hut in the nuts