Comments on: Yeah, I can believe that you’ll take my mony

By: A._Gram_Arien

A._Gram_Arien — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:00:47 +0000

A chocolate slut wouldn’t last long in this office…how do you keep from getting devoured?

By: A._Gram_Arien

A._Gram_Arien — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:58:12 +0000

Engrish As A Second Rangridge?

By: A._Gram_Arien

A._Gram_Arien — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:44:16 +0000

I think burning a candle at both ends is the treatment this doctor prescribes…

By: A._Gram_Arien

A._Gram_Arien — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:42:39 +0000

If the assistant giving the rub is a comely female I’ll gladly give the moan-y!

By: Andoryuu

Andoryuu — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:16:08 +0000

Bollywood Jebus, he need mony bad… Mr. Curns…

By: Andoryuu

Andoryuu — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:14:24 +0000

you are suffereing with any disease. Lets come to me and get and get healthy.

By: Andoryuu

Andoryuu — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:11:29 +0000

Correction, megahard turd.

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:24:19 +0000

dr. engrish will coor you for only mony!

By: STARR

STARR — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:45:13 +0000

Good Lord Almighty, I do NOT want a case of “Shankroids”….

I think the beauty of the “secret diseases” is that you don’t even know you HAVE them, until they have been cured by this oh wondrous of all medical miracle workers. wow.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:21:48 +0000

Then, as the venerable Droll not Troll observed above, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going!

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:17:29 +0000

I think I have a bad case of “Urine unable to come” from reading this.

By: Angelica

Angelica — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:34:48 +0000

nooo not the the shankroid!!

By: Required

Required — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:47:56 +0000

Good news: Your white spots were cured.

Bad news: You’re now married to your psoriasis.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:39:04 +0000

There are cases on record of people laughing themselves to death. Perhaps we need to post a warning here on Engrish Funny!

By: R

Tue, 26 May 2009 21:31:51 +0000

Oh my God. I can’t breathe. Oh, my stomach hurts. Oh…

By: Catty

Catty — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:20:50 +0000

Money is old-school.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 19 May 2009 14:44:42 +0000

BTW, my silly smile looks like this: 8^]>

(Leftward inclination of head 90 degrees may be useful)

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:48:06 +0000

Washed my hands this evening and can’t do a thing with them.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:54:59 +0000

thank god! the moderation is gone! I’m cured!!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:53:46 +0000

yes. Pro-bibly is out of the question.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:15:45 +0000

They are used for calculating the vectors, integrals and derivatives of an object on a hyperbolic path. If you’re not doing nuclear physics, astrophysics, or general rocket science, probibly not.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:04:25 +0000

His assistant does the rub treatment, but you have to give the mony.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:52:20 +0000

Ahh, there’s the rub!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:10:34 +0000

Ahh, ding-dongs… Wish I had some now, but I’m tied to this desk and there are no snack machines hereabouts… I am a total chocolate slut!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:05:02 +0000

Well, I was at the Dinkum Fair, and I tell you, that made Woodstock look tame!

By: Passion.Fruit

Passion.Fruit — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:37:43 +0000

EPIC LOVELINESS!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:09:18 +0000

And with all of the preservatives, they last for years in the original web posting without spoiling.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:05:46 +0000

try the dingdongs, they come bundled with microhard word.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:13:45 +0000

Sorry folks; not swearing, just finding out if any of my keyboard options work here. Apparently the standard ones do. Sadly, the wingdings & webdings don’t.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:09:32 +0000

Oooh! That reminds me. Just testing: €πßåçΩ

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:04:13 +0000

Funny, but sadly so true!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:58:46 +0000

p r o p e r l y– looks OK to me.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:13:16 +0000

yep. post anything. you can even just put a silly smile, like this

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:11:57 +0000

birdie numnum birdie numnum

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:07:33 +0000

why can’t I type properly anymore??

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:07:53 +0000

JohnB: I agree 100% with your last sentence.
To Everyone: Don’t be afraid to post a comment that you think is lame, half thought out or just weird. I do all of these (oh, you noticed?) and hope someone else will improve on it. And often they do!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:55:25 +0000

It’s a crazy world, and getting crazier. Who remembers the Aussies who were arrested for saying “Fair dinkum” (Common Aussie expression- Not a profanity) to an American airline steward?
Some people need to get over themselves and stop taking offense at things they don’t understand.
*waits for “moderation” on this comment*

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:44:12 +0000

Well, keep us posted…. errr… I guess you’ve done all you can for now, eh?

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:38:40 +0000

I’ve posted a comment that’s awaiting moderation.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:37:58 +0000

you don’t know?? how dare you use gobbledygook word! that’s profanity…insane I tell you, insane!!!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:36:21 +0000

I’ve a working professional for over 14 years now…not once did I come across those lousy functions!!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 18 May 2009 03:31:47 +0000

My calculator has old markings. Tanh and Sinh are the current search keywords.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 18 May 2009 02:59:29 +0000

You had a choice piece of material, the finest engrish combined with hucksterism and medical pompousness at reasonable rates… You guys pulled it all together! Sweet synergy!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:32:15 +0000

Many thanks for the positive feedback. It’s often hard to know if we are making posts that people are enjoying! When I’m laughing myself as I make a post, I usually know, but otherwise I’m shooting in the dark. But I, for one, love the interplay here and think that together we are much funnier than any one of us would be alone.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:27:54 +0000

The preceding comment was “subject to moderation.” If anyone has a clue as to why, please let me know!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:25:01 +0000

Don’t be are discourage! We love you, even when you has a PMS.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:52:09 +0000

To: dr handle, JohnB, PoodleGroomer, I’m the chief, and others; a toast! Thanks to you, and whoever posted this gem! Now I need to dry my eyes and breathe.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 17 May 2009 01:06:04 +0000

I are discourage. Not working one my body.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 17 May 2009 01:03:30 +0000

Especially if my gobbledygook is secret!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sat, 16 May 2009 08:24:31 +0000

confusions, confusions..here sit down and let me doctor you.