Please watch a wineglass carefully. As for you, is it got a dolphin?
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Yes, I do have a dolphin. But I don’t see how that’s relevant.
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I might see dolphins if I drink too much wine!
That’s why they want you to watch your wineglass. If you see a dolphin, you know you’ve had too much.
if you can see a dolphin in your wineglass, that probably means you haven’t watched it carefully enough.
and just think what else people might want to slip in your wine!
I think I left my dolphin at home. Can I still drink?
No, but your dolphin can.
How many dolphins does it take to fill a wineglass?
*Hic*…ish thatta dolphin in yer wineglass, er areya jusht happy to see me?
*Holds tightly to bar to keep from falling over*
ROTFL, that made my day!
Is it a wine-pickled dolphin? Great as tapas!
Probably a bottle-nosed dolphin.
Hah! Beat you by 1 minute!!
Errr… But you beat me by 38 mins in saying that I beat you.
So, you get the 2nd-level meta-beat.
Cool! I never meta-beat I didn’t like!
You’re both equally to blame for dreadful punning – the Dreadful Pun Fairy writes a cetacean for each offence.
Another crust station heard from!
Citation?
PETA and Green Peace are watching you.
The Japanese below the sign actually says, in a literal translation, “Wineglass and bottle and dolphin” “Original 2003″
Wineglass and bottle and dolphin – oh my!
Wineglass and bottle and dolphin – oh my!
Wineglass and bottle and dolphin – oh my!
I always prefer the original 2003. These knock-off years that have come around lately should be, well, knocked off!
i can haz dolfin?
:O I have a photo of this sign!!!! It was taken in an optical illusion place on Tokyo Tower in Japan! There were loads of funny engrish signs in there
Ah, that makes sense. So this is basically a sign asking the visitor whether he can see a bottle or a dolphin in a picture of a wine glass. Case closed.
or a bottlenose dolphin?
You beat me to it by a minute! Great minds run in the same direction. But of course that’s irrelevant here…
this ^ is why we can’t have nice things.
Because of your triangular blue avatar?
and what’s wrong with triangular avatars, may I ask?
You have a point there. er… three actually.
I was just asking for clarification of the statement. Before I can agree or disagree (or make funny) I have to know what the statement is. The first thing in the direction indicated by the caret was the avatar. For all I know, khasut might believe that dolphins and/or wineglasses are why we can’t have nice things. You know, come to think of it, dolphins are kind of uppity, aren’t they???
You know, always got those bottlenoses in the air?
Engrish eat my interjections…am sorrowed
I’m sorry, but someone have to say this:
Is that a dolphin in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
This is police radio code, isn’t it?
Sounds more like the code words secret agents would use to identify each other. “Watch the wineglass carefully.” “As for you, you got a dolphin?”
The long sobs of the violins of autumn…
Spring toilet, winsome, from rotunda’s fruitfly glands.
this is wineglass, over. dolphin in sight, i repeat, dolphin in sight, over.
I have no insights about dolphins to offer, over, and out.
I have a theory about the brontosaurus…
He told me he’s got a theory about you, too.
Amy Wineglass got enough problem without you make fun of her. And she got no dolphin, either.
Wouldn’t surprise me if she had a dolphin. After all, Michael Jackson had a monkey!
Come to think of it, John Lennon had a monkey, too. And they didn’t have anything to hide, unlike everybody else. But then Mick Jagger was a monkey man…
I never do anything without a porpoise.
WIN!
DREADFUL PUN FAIRY, HELP ME!
It sounds like “got a dolphin?” is being used as a euphemism for something unseemly.
do you has a dolphin?
I NOT HAS A DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!
Ah, but does dolphin have you???
Maybe in Soviet Russia.
But you do has a PMS
I’ve got a RAGING dolphin!
have you tried hiding Serepax in its sardines?
No, in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia have you AND the dolphin.
I had heard that dolphins were all the rage.
It was understood, I look at my wineglass. It does not seem that calling you obtain, is not the dolphin to that.
I was guessing that it meant to watch out for people slipping something into your glass at a party.
I dolphink this is relevant.
Lol.. Side note: all your comments are hillarious because of your avatar. Such a cool and laid-back triangel. Mine seems to be a bored teenager…
mine has no eyes and he is apparently being censored with tape – not coo!
A triangel! I don’t even have a single angel, and he’s got three? NO FAIRY!!!
You’ll always have me…
And you always have lots of angles!
Triangel? Three angels or a heavenly geometric shape?
You have no angles! Or infinite ones! Lucky A$$HOLE
Yes, I remember that with three angels in heavenly shape…
*that TIME with three angels…sheesh
call ace ventura to get the dolphin
Hey, is that Dolf Londgren over there, sipping wine?
No, it’s Rolf Dolphin.
Sip too much wine, kneel before porcelain throne of the great god Ralph, chanting the holy mantra, “Bleauughhhh!!!!”
But wait a minute…
If you were watching the wineglass…
Then who was dolphin?!?
It puts the lotion on the dolphin or it gets the hose again.
What happens if you watch the wine glass long enough?
“Feel the Dolphin, Luke…”
sounds like it could be a line out of hitchhikers guide