Comments on: The classic Engrish smorgasbord. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Blackflame http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-116488 Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:38:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-116488 Eat the dish.
Won’t that be hard to digest?

]]> By: A._Gram_Arien http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-103686 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:27:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-103686 Maybe it is a relife?

]]> By: Ch3dd4r http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-88114 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:58:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-88114 Mushrooms aren’t vegetables

]]> By: Ch3dd4r http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-88093 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:52:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-88093 That’s how we do it in Indiana!

]]> By: Ch3dd4r http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-88088 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:49:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-88088 Groannnnn!!!!

]]> By: Ch3dd4r http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-88078 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:39:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-88078 Groannnnn

]]> By: mednez http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-85479 Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:25:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-85479 please give more doctor work

]]> By: Simscreed http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-80934 Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:16:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-80934 Let’s hope the don’t pickthat mushroom. The only vegetable i loved has turned against me. :(

]]> By: STARR http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-74942 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:51:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-74942 That does not exactly explain the “fine and soft rape” dish..hahaha…

]]> By: blaholtz http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-54299 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:55:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-54299 smorgasbord sounds so stupid in english XD “smörgåsbord” is swedish and it loosely translates to sandwich-table…

]]> By: Required http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-36220 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:02:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-36220 …If your raping leaves the victims in grated shreds, you’re doing it wrong. Just sayin’.

]]> By: Phil http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-36207 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:36:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-36207 This is my picture! It was taken from a Beijing restaurant which I believe no longer exists. Poor marketing in my opinion…

]]> By: nearingg http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-35745 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:59:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-35745 Rape is a real food. Sorry, this is not engrish, just a kind of food we don’t eat a lot of in the US. Look it up on Wikipedia.

]]> By: Alex http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-35532 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:29:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-35532 That’s actually quite poetic there… well, it would be if it didn’t have the word “Rape” on it twice.

]]> By: lazuline http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-33931 Tue, 26 May 2009 12:53:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-33931 but they’re so effing cheap, I’d be willing to try them all. God I miss china and its cheap street food.

]]> By: Catty http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-33796 Mon, 25 May 2009 00:22:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-33796 But pheeding the phucking troll is fun. D=

]]> By: bacok http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-33335 Thu, 21 May 2009 16:37:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-33335 Good thing it wasn’t “Octopus Rape”…

]]> By: Required http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-33150 Wed, 20 May 2009 18:43:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-33150 The garlic burned its belly, raping the mushrooms. he tried to rape the oats too, but they ran away in time for the second Winter Burning.

…..nope, that doesn’t make any more sense than the menu.

]]> By: Mike http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-33149 Wed, 20 May 2009 18:36:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-33149 Errrrr…..Who’s been raping the mushrooms then?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32863 Tue, 19 May 2009 13:16:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32863 When the weather turned damp, the mold grew back.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32862 Tue, 19 May 2009 13:11:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32862 Very nice! A haiku with a Shakespearean tone!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32861 Tue, 19 May 2009 13:08:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32861 Are you prepared to take that whisk?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32769 Mon, 18 May 2009 21:09:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32769 Or perhaps HE broke the mold…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32755 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:37:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32755 No, when they made him, they broke the mold.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32754 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:36:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32754 Perhaps it was just broken.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32753 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:34:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32753 What to say, Haiku?
Many thoughts compiled as one
Started, now it’s done

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32752 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:30:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32752 We could try the egg beater…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32751 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:29:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32751 I always plant “Early Girls,” but they catch the worms.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32749 Mon, 18 May 2009 19:27:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32749 You make all my thing swollen, Wild Thing!
Wild Thing, I think I love you
But how can I stand the pain?

]]> By: Yukionna http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32737 Mon, 18 May 2009 18:28:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32737 I find it strange that no one has mentioned the fact that the oats are streaking up and down the restaurant.

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32635 Mon, 18 May 2009 07:04:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32635 with mashed potatoe slush?yummmmm

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32634 Mon, 18 May 2009 07:02:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32634 now that’s silly!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32627 Mon, 18 May 2009 05:52:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32627 I am- from silly putty!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32626 Mon, 18 May 2009 05:48:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32626 Anybody who hasn’t seen The Two Ronnies Ice Cream Parlor Sketch should check it out on You tube. I first saw it decades ago. It’s still hilarious!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32624 Mon, 18 May 2009 05:41:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32624 How about some garlic and tomato ripple ice cream?

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32607 Mon, 18 May 2009 04:45:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32607 i thought he was just moulded..

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32606 Mon, 18 May 2009 04:44:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32606 now that’s an idea! wait some time and you’ll see!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32578 Mon, 18 May 2009 00:38:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32578 I didn’t see Edgar rice on the menu…

]]> By: Mark. Gooley http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32505 Sun, 17 May 2009 04:04:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32505 As they say, “Wheaties, breakfast of champions! Composted manure, breakfast of champignons!” Or maybe they grow on something else?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32491 Sun, 17 May 2009 01:14:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32491 Well, of course! After all, you are a fun guy!!

]]> By: Un Onymous http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32446 Sat, 16 May 2009 16:29:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32446 Naked Lunch! O Burroughs!

]]> By: Dan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32433 Sat, 16 May 2009 15:53:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32433 maybe they blocked it out because it was inappropriate.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32402 Sat, 16 May 2009 12:15:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32402 You were expecting a fungi reply?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32347 Sat, 16 May 2009 03:40:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32347 Husbands are usually the first to know.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32341 Sat, 16 May 2009 02:46:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32341 …”a Roma”? Oh, that stinks…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32340 Sat, 16 May 2009 02:45:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32340 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? You’re kidding? Really? All right, I’ll tell them… my husband would like to announce that in fact, yes, apparently I do has a PMS. I can’t think where he’s getting his information from.

]]> By: lolrat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32287 Fri, 15 May 2009 17:06:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32287 Now I get it: Eat the “covered” dish.

]]> By: Borbe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32276 Fri, 15 May 2009 16:21:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32276 Mushroom rape sounds pretty scrumptious. *Eyebrow raise at next commenter*

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32258 Fri, 15 May 2009 15:12:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32258 Methinks fairy has a PMS!

]]> By: KevinL http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/12/engrish-speculation-eggs/comment-page-1/#comment-32200 Fri, 15 May 2009 08:20:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2483#comment-32200 How bad is the one under the duct tape? It must have been really dirty.

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