Typical teenaged angst
It’s splend I don’t know whato. Don’tg. R. Understand now do it. No.
Engrish photo by Florian R
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I feel as though this was already made to song by some emo kid.
Every time I see these Engrish t-shirts it makes me want to own them.
Is that a t-shirt with a vinyl top? On what kind of day would one wear such a garment? When there is a chance of showers above the chest?
I’m guessing that’s protection.
If it is, I want a shirt like that too.
Protection from…? Semen bread? Elephant droppings? Hand grenade fire extinguishers?
Protection from proper English.
Rain.
Japanese shops are often open fronted and they wheel racks of merchandise out onto the edge of the side walk
Even though this picture was taken in Taipei and not in Japan you are right: This shop hat the shirts on wheel racks to put them onto the side walk. Since it rains a lot in Taipei the cover was probably some sort of protection against humidity.
it’s not vinyl – it’s “splend”
Do not find fault, Funny Boy. Just pay the money and wear it.
ROFL
If you are particularly tall there could be some situations where you can get “Generally sunny, but snow flurries over 5 feet” ROTFL!
When my grandma (who was NOT a Nazi, but was maybe 4’11″, saw me after my growth spurt (I’m 6’4″), she would always say, “How’s the weather up there?”
My grandmother was a Nazi. Well, she was until they threw her out of the SS for being too nasty.
Ssssss!
What the fudge ripple does Nazism have to do with anything?
Cannot do and no understand don’tg. Instructions definitely not splend did.
“Splend, whato or don’tG; there IS no try!”
Awesome!
Huh???
Newest trend in Asia: Schizophrenic T-shirts
A lovely example of ‘word salad’ that some schizophrenics use!
This one’s got a dressing of blew cheese.
These screen-printers need to get their shirt together.
They did, but that was the one they wore, not the one they sold. And yes, I do believe they were all wearing just one.
My inkjet printer needs to get its squirt together.
Send the little squirt to Squid School!
wat?
I don’tg understand.
Ok I’ll do it. No, I won’t do it! Yes, I WILL do it! No! Yes! No!
This t-shirt is a perfect reflection of everything that’s been going on in my brain today.
Don’t suppose anybody knows where I can buy a new brain.
Not hard to find, actually, but they’re usually sheep brains, which are prone to a lot of wool gathering.
at least with a sheep brain, you can spin a good yarn
But you also end up making a lot of sheepish grins.
*sigh* ewe all gotta stop these puns…
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Humbug.
Wool you please quit spinning??
Yes, you dreadful punsters, stop plying your ghastly trade.
“Ghastly” ain’t got mutton to do with it, you shear me???
RAMmit! You stole my pun ideas
now i had to use a bad one
Don’t you mean a báááá-ááád one?
go over to ICHC. im sure there’s a perfectly good brain over there just sitting around not being used.
That’s true. In the used brain business, there are probably lots of models available that have hardly been used.
If the mumbling and illiterate specimens I encounter at such places as the supermarket are anything to go by, then the Yoof Of Today would see nothing wrong with this as an example of English expression.
do they talk like that if they has..er..mm..youknowwhat?
They haz a Pubescent Mumbling Syncope!
Puerile malapropic speech.
Yeah, like, um, yeah, that thing, like, um, zerathingwithit, like, yeah, um, innahardware, like, yeah, nah, sortof, dunno, like, um…. yeah. No.
So I’m like, uh, you know what I’m sayin’? And he’s like, I’m down with that, but like, you don’t know what I’m sayin’. You know what I’m sayin’?
All your splend are belong to us!
Now do it!
No.
Don’tg set us up the SPLEND!?!?!??!!!
Don’t know whato? Splend money on this t-shirt. Now. DO IT.
Buy 2 of these shirts and you get a free strait-jacket.
Can I has curly fries with my straight jacket?
Or could I perhaps have my jacket with soda?
OK, if that’s your bent.
Warped I am, but never bent.
Now do it. No, not now! Now! NO, YOU IDIOT! NOW!!! STOP, NOT NOW!!!! WHY DON’T YOU DO AS I SAY!?!?!?
New t-shirt series: The speeches of George W Bush.
Don’t misunderestimate the potential of this line!
i love how it has the correct apostrophes, which is more then most native english speakers can do…
You give them too much credit. It looks like they just cut pieces from an English-language newspaper and pasted them together. The biggest surprise is that it’s all the right way up!
Speaking of which, more THAN.
Grammar Nazi WIN!
My grammar was NOT a Nazi! She despised Hitler!
Mine thought he was a wimp.
Rated R for retarded.
I don’t know whato either. I guess I won’t G too.
Let me splend. Now, there is too much, let me sum yp.
*up.
Caulk.
SUM(Y:P)=SUM(U:P), so I give you a dispensation.
My wife’s got aphasia. She talks like that. Know what? I totally understand what it says. THAT scares me.
Glad I never got you two in marriage counseling!
i especially love how the “DON’TG” seems to be trademarked, or rather, look like it is a registered mark.
It was all that careless splending that got us into this Global Financial Crisis to start with.
Word for the day: Splending: When you lend money without the expectation that it will be returned.
Its Splend(id) I Don’t know what to do, dont “Gr” understand? Now do it.
no.
That still makes no sense.
Great to see that “DON’TG.” is a registered trademark. That’s commerce in action, I tells yeh….
Now do it.
No. Wait.
NOW do it.
No.
wat
I love that the t-shirt comes with a dust jacket. Don’t sell too fast I guess.
Wtf? seriously lmao
it really makes me wonder what they were trying to say! on pretty much all of these pictures but especailly this one!!
Same here… I still try to figure out what it’s supposed to mean….