Toto Wash let
Discharge of excrement is so refreshing.
Installation is easy.
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Lovely.
Looks like that girl is going to puke.
She heard a voice say “Howdy ho!”
Oh, really?
Mr. Hanky reference WIN.
Mr hanky the christmas poo! lol
Refreshing I don’t know, it’s more relieving.
LOL! win!
LOL! win!
“Discharge” is the wrong word here. It’s an ad for a toilet seat with a built-in blurter-squirter (bidet), which is where “refreshing” comes in.
Refreshing, or outright startling? Recall the words of Archchancellor Ridcully after he’d used the shower cubicle designed by B.S. Johnson, and hit the button marked “Old Faithful” – “Ye gods, I’ve never felt so clean…”
Win for the Pratchett reference, win win win (is that Hogfather?). Personally I think the girl looks terrified… which would be an apt response to either facility…
So the little girl is drinking from the toilet??
Maybe she’s just gargling and washing her hand.
Western style.
I wonder if “Toto” is a reference to the story about little Totto-chan who liked to peer down the toilet after she had finished using it
Or…My Neighbor Totoro?
Naw, I think Toto is slang for the part of the anatomy being washed by the bidet.
Though I can’t say I’m up on the most current Japanese slang. Actually, I ain’t up on any Japanese slang.
If you go back to the post about the flush towel, you may notice that someone commented about a company called Toto that makes hand dryers. The product at the top of this page is probably from the same company.
Yes. Toto makes a lot of bathroom fixtures. I sincerely hope their toilet-making branch is better than their ad-writing branch.
It’s still pretty impressive, coming from Dorothy’s little dog.
Call the CIA! It’s a weapon of mess destruction.
HURRY!!! It just destroyed a mass a chew sets!
Oh no! You dropped your dentures in there again?
Well, as they said, installation is easy, so they just slipped right in. Notice they don’t promise easy extraction!
Of course, usually the extraction precedes the dentures.
You mean ass destruction?
Maybe YOU mean-ass destruction. I am a man of peace.
“Discharge of excrement is so refreshing.”
I believe that is what is known as a TOTOlogy.
For this, you can have all my internets.
AAAAAAARGH! You now officially qualify as a dreadful pun offender, and should be sent off to Dreadful Pun Hell! Here is your ticket.
Seems more like toxicology to me.
Big problem I see here with the design: the blurter-squirter is mounted in the center of the bowl, and it would seem that upon discharging and refreshing you’d soil the blurter-squirter as much as your Toto, thus defeating the whole purpose.
Don’t the French separate these two functions into two different porcelain doo-hickey things? I guess the French can be rational or logical at times.
Discharging the excrement all over your butt IS refreshing. Don’t you agree?
buck, we are TOTALLY rational. like, when confruntted wiff a righhttsaber, we runz away frum piratees! also, the french are the only people who would know how to squirt water into their own asses correctly. take a guess, bud.
i’m french canadian XD, but yeah they almost always have two separate porcelain bowls.
on another note, RUN AWAY THE CONQUERORS WILLL BE HERE SOOON
It looks like there is a motion sensor (the black thingie on the hinge) that makes the lid move, which is why the little girl looks so excited. The toilet moves all by itself!
AAAAAAAAAARGH! The Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is overcome! *swoon* Fetch me my pills… no, the big bottle of little green ones… don’t count them, just get me a handful or so…
i wonder if the seat flaps like that when you flush and there is an excessive amount of crap
After a HUGE dump, you get mechanical applause.
did anyone see the website? www . washlet . com/
you can play the faces like a xylophone!
MM, I dunno. She looks too happy to me.
I have occasionally wondered exactly how one is supposed to *use* a bidet. Does one sit on it, or perch on it, or levitate above it? I have seen them with plug arrangements – do you fill them with water and, well, sort of dunk? Or just aim a stream of water, and hope for the best? Does one dry oneself off with more loo paper – then throw that in the loo, presumably – or shake like a dog? Does one dry oneself on a towel? On the nearest servants’ uniform? This is not something I was taught at school. Is there a demonstration vid on YouTube?
I just can’t abide a bidet.
…Toilet!!…Give me a beat!…
Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase, “in toto.”
Japanese ad is Japanese
Japan. The politest country in the world; even the toilet seats bow to you.
yeah they even take our crap with open arms.
Dude, I need this so bad. My parent’s disgusting friends never close the toilet lid when they are done. My dream: A toilet that only flushes when you close the lid.
Then it would go unflushed.
yeah cuz thats EXACTLY what i want…a toilet that pisses BACK.
Is the kid going to drink out of the bowl or what? That toilet looks huge compared to her too.
I love to discharge excrement too!
Dorothy said to Toto I think we are not in Can-sas anymore. Then the yellow brick hit the commode, err I mean they took the yellow-brick road. Spritz ends was also a band that didn’t make it. Toto you really have amazing toilets ‘but’ your ads are something lacking like anticipation, syncopation when inflicted with constipation.