No Fu*king
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I’m not sure it’s Engrish, but I don’t care. Funny stuff.
Sure, it’s engrish. Clearly the sign was intended to say “No Leapfrog” but they messed it up.
Is it just that one position?
no, it’s Engrish, notice the period after “no”
LOL yeah I see it now XD
that means
“Don’t bug me, I’m still fu(K1ng”
I wanna vacation wiff da babe holdin’ the can.
That there’s a nice figure. Nice touch with the black nail polish too.
Not. Engrish
What does engrish means? rly dont have a clue.
(i never visit this site
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Wercome to Engrish Funny! Engrish is rike English onry sperred and/or sad funny by peopre for whom English is not the native so to make the LOLZ. Lerax and n-joy!
I know there is to be no up and downing, but from the picture and the arrow helpfully pointing out the proper direction, it is obvious that side-to-siding is apparently now prohibited as well. Are there any directions left to pursue?
It’s time for a sexual revolution. Which one of the couple revolves is the tricky question.
Presumably rotation would also be permitted, since apparently it is linear motions that are prohibited. We could probably get back on that complex plane…
Reminds me of a picture I saw, too many years ago, of a naked woman sitting in a specially designed basket which had a hole in the bottom and was suspended from a pair of ropes. A man with an erection was lying on his back underneath. The basket was to be rotated, twisting the ropes. It’s not difficult to imagine the rest.
I saw a movie of that! Looked quite effortless for both parties, although I couldn’t fathom why the female would not become deathly nauseous.
An adult “Sit and Spin”.
Ignore trajectory and go for in – out.
69?
I’ve seen those shirts!!! they sell them at Todaiji temple in Japan!! and they sell “deer turd” candy.
They do? Seriously? At a temple? Classy-ness fail.
I would soooo buy this!
Maybe this is intended for an orgy. The first word could be an abbreviation of “number”, so it’s instructing, or ordering, you to “Number Fu*king”. Which would make sense, too, with the arrows pointing to both sides, like them “I’m with stupid” tees, therefore implying that the folks on both sides are participating and therefore implying more than one partner.
Or, someone’s approached someone else and asked them to do something, like get the mail or walk the dog (well, they are doing it doggie) or spackle the kitchen wall and the person being asked then points to the tee-shirt and indicates “NO. (I’m) Forking!”
Or it’s just banning heterosexual sex(?).
I’d say it’s Engrish, since if you’re giving an order you don’t say “no(full stop)”, then “forking”. The cutoff or the making two sentences would confuse the hell out of me. Could be its purpose- you proposition a lady, she points to the shirt which is kind of ambiguous, you stand confused and hesitating and she makes her escape.
Also, isn’t Fu*king a province in China?
I just want to know what’s in the tin…
A tube of spakfilla.
A whole body condom.
First there was Obama saying “Yes we can”- now there’s a can telling us no, we can’t. The only common thread here is NO MORE BUSH!
I sell you home erectroysis kit cheap, Funny Boy.
I ordered the home erectroysis kit and got a raser pointer hooked up to a car battery and cheap sun grasses. Back to the trimmers for me.
Um… Has everyone overlooked the period? The period after the ‘no’ means the whole sign says, “Not right now, thanks. I’m f**king.”
The sign, however, is clear in its intent. There is to be no doggystyle, at least…
the sign is behind the people
I know that wood flooring! That was taken in Daiso Japan! They had stuff like this aaaaaall the times.
No? Why the hell not?
This isn’t an Engrish . . . it’s spelled correctly, it makes sense, and the picture matches the description.
It’s just strange?
More often than not, Engrish isn’t just about the spelling or grammar, but also the sheer randomness of it and the context it’s used in.
So very true. All “It”s not Engrish” trolls take note.
IF makes you laugh
THEN Engrish
ELSE not Engrish
Yep, apparently anything funny written in English but found in a foreign country is Engrish now.
Man, I saw a shirt just like that in Japan last year! I even have a photo of it XD
That is just too funny!
Not Engrish. 1 domo-kun.
I can’t help but think that “no up and downing” is a more genteel way of putting it.
No up and downing is allowed,
And back and forth forbade.
So round and round and round she spun,
Until the deed was dade.
Poetic expression WIN!
haha lol
good warning
can she take the semen bread instead?
Provided it is consecrated first with the proper ritual motions.
A can of “no f*cking”? I’d much rather buy a can of f*cking!!! In fact, I’ll take a case!
I think it’s actually suppose to be:
No. F*cking. Way.
OMG I think you might be right XD
I CANT FAVOURITE IT! WHY????
Maybe it’s because you have to create an account, or sign in.