Comments on: Let us wash and gargle in the toilet http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:36:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: *kEiLlEn* http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-66591 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-66591 i think the ‘toilet’ is supposed 2 be the ‘bathroom.’

]]> By: dukethepcdr http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-36276 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:44:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-36276 Yes, Grandma.

I guess we’re saving water by only washing one hand. I’m not sure gargling is necessary, but ….ok.

]]> By: DarthKain http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-34667 Sun, 31 May 2009 03:24:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-34667 Should I flush before washing my hand and my gargle in the toilet?

]]> By: Passerby http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-31477 Tue, 12 May 2009 01:31:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-31477 We do not put “oral” and “gargling” in the same sentence.
It is A Bad Thing. 0_0

]]> By: Passerby http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-31474 Tue, 12 May 2009 01:30:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-31474 Pheeew! At least I’m not the only one with a dirty mind that saw the logo as “anal”.
It’s good to have company. Albeit perverted one.

]]> By: Un Onymous http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-31276 Sun, 10 May 2009 18:53:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-31276 That would be appropriate for ANAL Nippon Airways!

]]> By: kagabi http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-31028 Fri, 08 May 2009 10:28:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-31028 I’d rather not enter the office. LOL.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30989 Fri, 08 May 2009 02:27:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30989 Apparently, most of them are on this site already!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30969 Thu, 07 May 2009 23:00:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30969 People at the orphanage might be able to help you with that.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30880 Thu, 07 May 2009 13:44:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30880 I may just be too uneducaked for these harrowed harrs. Knowredge splouting are over the pace!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30857 Thu, 07 May 2009 08:47:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30857 Or the Vicar of Dibley reference, apparently…

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30844 Thu, 07 May 2009 05:11:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30844 Nobody got the “Flushing” pun? filly fuccours!

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30838 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:43:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30838 Since it’s “Let us” wash your hand and gargle in the toilet, that means they, the Anal people, wash your hand for you? Do they potty gargle, or do you? Do this mean you ‘sposed to wash one hand while they wash the other- kind of half-assed service if you ask me.

I also kinda saw the “anal” thing at first, and then kinda saw “All Nipple Airways” after, or because, of that. But what do you expect? My head’s in the toilet. Lookin’ to gargle as instructed.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30822 Thu, 07 May 2009 03:46:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30822 It would be a good time to know sign language, assuming those in the office comprehend it.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30796 Wed, 06 May 2009 22:13:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30796 “Ye are the falt of the earth, and fainted. God will feal your endeavours until ye fit on his right hand. Therefore, fight the good fight, and he fhall be thy fuccour”…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30778 Wed, 06 May 2009 19:04:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30778 I was born in Queens. That version would call it a “turlet.”

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30753 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:51:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30753 Maybe you can ask someone inside the office. Oh, wait……..

]]> By: Cher http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30749 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:32:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30749 So which hand should i wash?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30720 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:03:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30720 Not the King James version, but the Queens, NY version? (Too cryptic?)

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30718 Wed, 06 May 2009 12:49:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30718 Insensitive? Compared to kicking a quadriplegic; not really!

]]> By: WorrierPrincess http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30712 Wed, 06 May 2009 12:17:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30712 To me, the most disturbing part is the word “let’s”. It kind of implies that my head (and 1 hand) will be stuck in a toilet with someone else’s.

]]> By: Rafiq of the Many http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30711 Wed, 06 May 2009 11:53:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30711 And Jim thought going to the Nippon Airways office to disput an errant charge would be easier than doing it over the phone. . . . .

]]> By: Much Glory Hopeful http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30695 Wed, 06 May 2009 07:51:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30695 Only in the American Standard Edition.

]]> By: PointsOutTheObvious http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30691 Wed, 06 May 2009 07:44:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30691 must…restrain…comment……..setup…too….perfect!………*EXPLODES*

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30684 Wed, 06 May 2009 07:29:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30684 An appropriate opening verse for the Book of John, I suppose.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30683 Wed, 06 May 2009 07:28:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30683 I suppose that’s a hazard of having a participle like yours. Srsly, it really is a talking point, isn’t it?

]]> By: Ole http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30678 Wed, 06 May 2009 06:24:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30678 I don’t think I *want* to enter office, at least under these conditions.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30656 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:07:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30656 In the beginning, there was a toilet…

]]> By: Much Glory Hopeful http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30653 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:03:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30653 JohnB 1:40? Sounds biblical.

]]> By: hypersky http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30650 Wed, 06 May 2009 03:36:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30650 Giggle! I saw ANAL first… LOGO FAIL?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30649 Wed, 06 May 2009 03:08:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30649 I’m sure that any one who can gargle in the toilet whilst washing one hand at the same time kensho you a thing or two about ablution.

]]> By: NiloStudo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30632 Tue, 05 May 2009 23:06:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30632 You can – I’ll use the sink.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30622 Tue, 05 May 2009 22:22:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30622 Well, it’s something you have to practise – this style of gargling is something that’s passed down from one generation to the next, as part of their oral tradition.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30621 Tue, 05 May 2009 22:21:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30621 If this sign was written by the office dog, it makes perfect sense.

]]> By: SmogMonster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30614 Tue, 05 May 2009 21:04:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30614 oops, reply to JohnB 1:40

]]> By: SmogMonster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30612 Tue, 05 May 2009 20:59:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30612 Time for you to go, glasshopper. Oh wait,you’ve just been.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30607 Tue, 05 May 2009 20:40:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30607 It is the sound of a gargling toilet. What say, Roshi SmogMonster? Have I achieved kensho?

]]> By: SmogMonster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30604 Tue, 05 May 2009 20:35:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30604 What is the sound of one hand washing?

]]> By: bodo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30575 Tue, 05 May 2009 18:21:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30575 I think it’s all supposed to be done simtul…siamal…smitulan…at the same time, so that the gragling and washing is all one thingie.
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Or maybe they’re just really really really really really really (etc.) tired of listening to complaints about lost luggage and delayed flights and all and want people to think they’ve been toilet-gargling and have only ever washed one hand? Dunno.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30566 Tue, 05 May 2009 18:01:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30566 I’m sorry, I’m just not coordinated enough to wash one hand without using the other, let alone simultaneously gargle in the toilet. Obviously some form of intensive training is needed before I can enter the office.

]]> By: Hotjoe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30564 Tue, 05 May 2009 17:42:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30564 This is what happens when you don’t follow your Dentists orders. You’re supposed to wash hand and gargle in the toilet BEFORE you go out. Now you have to do it in icky public restroom.

]]> By: teisn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30563 Tue, 05 May 2009 17:32:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30563 Who says we want to prevent Swine flu??

]]> By: Czernobog http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30562 Tue, 05 May 2009 17:22:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30562 LMAO. I’m not sure if this shouldn’t be on failblog.

]]> By: Jennifer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30559 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:20:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30559 Keep squeezing…it’ll drop eventually!

]]> By: BondFan4518 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30557 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:17:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30557 So THAT’S how to prevent Swine flu!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30556 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:16:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30556 Does one stand the toilet to gargle? Or put head in bowl? Which hand will need to be washed? Who will help me? The directions are not clear.

]]> By: Delta Sierra http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30555 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:16:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30555 Hadn’t noticed that. Double euw.

]]> By: Akkhima http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30551 Tue, 05 May 2009 15:56:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30551 So is it the engrish on the paper sign, or are we all going to giggle over the fact that their logo looks like it says anal?

…

*giggle*

]]> By: ... http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30550 Tue, 05 May 2009 15:51:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30550 Yummy.

]]> By: Jennifer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/05/05/engrish-let-us-wash-and-gargle-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-30549 Tue, 05 May 2009 15:08:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=8299#comment-30549 I suppose if I only had one hand, I would need help to wash it…

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