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Motorcycled?
Yes. Past tense of the verb “to motorcycle.” Shush!
Motorcycled: When you recycle old steel and aluminum and build motorbikes with it.
No dude, you need to REINCARNATE old metal cans AS a motorcycle.
Sequential Engrish WIN!
Well, you can’t REinCARnate something that has never been a car in the first place! You must first inCARnate. But then if you make it from a car into a motorcycle, is that really reincarnation? Seems more like transubstatiation to me, but I suppose I’m picky about theological matters…
LMAO!!!
That will make it harder to sit on your Harei Davehong!
You might need a soft-tail.
Which you already presumably have if you’re a fat boy.
Not any more. Valuna laughed it off!
So he did – I’m such a blockhead.
But not a knucklehead.
Oh, so that’s a trail of OIL behind you. I didn’t know if I should mention it……
That’s very kind of you not to – you’re such a good sportster.
Yay! Something new to wear next Sabbath
(click)
You live in the Bible Belt?
no…just thought “harei” sounded familiar, so put it in google to see what happened
I actually live in Washington state.
Even if it is a pigskin belt?
I need that belt. If anyone knows where to find one, please let me know.
It only comes with your brand new Harei Davehong Motorcycre
Whoa, that sounds kind of nasty. I don’t think I want to be ‘motor cycled’ by Harei Davehong.
Wow, there’s dodgy far-Eastern ripoffs then there’s this… :-/
Harei Davehong – an Asian business that specialises in production of large, vibrating boat anchors.
,,, found on all the expensive power cruisers in the Lee Kee Shipyard (courtesy of Return of the Pink Panther ).
Don’t laugh, Funny Boy. When Harei Davehong get old, recycled motorcycled. Just do it.
Ha! And even better, the logo is a Bentley logo with the “B” replaced with an “H”.
Multiple incoming lawuits! Duck!
Multiple incoming Branta canadensis! Geese!
Multiple incoming shots! Wild Turkey!
Multiple incoming hogs! Harley lawyers in leathers on Fat Bobs.
They’ve been shot! Swan song!
Oh, don’t grouse about it.
*takes a big swallow*
Would that be an African or European swallow?
Whichever is more proficient at getting two coconut halves together on a line.
Oh joy! Another Python thread! Arthur any more contestants?
Ni!
You make me sad, but so be it. Come, Patsy.
Here they come, here they come – Harei!
The perfect Mother’s Day present from the children you gave money for candy and flowers.
It’s a Harley Davidson compatible.
It reminds me of a bandana I once saw for sale near a Bombay train station. The design combined a graphic of a bald eagle on a motorcycle, the Stars and Stripes, the Union Jack, and in the exact typography of Harley-Davidson, it said in large letters, “Happy Division”.
Happy Division! Wow…. It’s either an alternate universe version of bikers, or some ominous allusion to “Joy Division”… Yikes!
These kind of things are scary, motorcycled haha
I know them, they make the V-Single!
You can tell them by listening. They go po-po-po instead of po-ta-toe
Boil ‘em, crash ‘em, stick ‘em in a queue…
Idling sound is bu-bu-bu instead of bu-da bu-da bu-da
I cant believe it’s not bu-da!
I can – it’s harley the same thing.
So are you saying it’s norton the same league?
Not at all. It’s a triumph of bad food technology.
♪ Beh-bu-bu-bu, de-da-da-da
Is all I want to say to you ♪
*MGH is pulled over by the Police for excessively loud exhaust*
Caught by a clever Sting!
Excessive exhaust is when you fart on a motorcycle and the car behind you goes off of the road.
Those Dang Harei Davehongs, always dancing around in front of the airport and asking for money.
Harei Davehong, Harei Davehong, Davehong Davehong, Harei Harei…
Harei Davehong and the art of motorcycle maintenance
don’t you mean “Motorcycled Maintenance?”
What if the Maine tenants don’t motorcycle? You’ve got to be a pretty hearty renter to ride in a Maine January…
Oh, I just pack along a few cans of WD-40. That usually satisfies them. We should all do our part to ensure lubrication of the cosmos…
I don’t lubricate my cosmos. They are flowering nicely- no rust!
If they were rust-colored, they’d more likely be marigolds.
Harei Davehong motorcycled
LOL!
<a href=”http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/75525487_5e90ae5499_o.jpg” More Motorcycled by Mr.Davehon!
oh crap…no html <<<self fail
Every once in awhile I stop in to see some of the interesting posts and even read the comments. I’ll have to say that this one had me laughing till I cried! You all have a great sense of humor and I love a really good chuckle every once in awhile.
Open to all commenters. Drop in your 2¢ anytime!
Once you find where your browser is hidden you’ll stop by more often, I’m sure!
I use two browsers myself, but they’re so close you could just call it a unibrowser.
What, like a bi-ser?
Where the hell’s the “Mojo Huzzy Motorcycled” belts or suspenders at?
I like the copied Bentley logo.
That belt’s not fooling anyone. I’ve seen some bad knock-offs but this is really bad.
No, it’s Harry Dave Hong, you know, Dave’s hong is harry, get it?
i don’t really wanna know how hong harei dave is…at all!