Speed is ppoor subsittute fo accurancy
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that’s a win to me xD
Yeah, that’s intentional. I’ve had that one before. It’s hanging up on the panel board behind my desk. Still funny though.
yup. Noticed it was intentional right from the start. That’s a quite known joke but I agree that’s still funny.
Accurancy is a much more potent drug than speed. Pink elephants pink elephants pink elephants wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What if you took a hit of both at the same time?
What do pink elephants see when they take Accurancy?
Brilliant question! I dunno, er…. stoned humans? Savage fairies? Piano keys?
First! My screen is down, so I’m printing this on a 7 pin matrix printer with a 4 color ribbon. OOOOH! flip the pages and the animation moves!!
Oh dear, it sounds like PG has done a couple of caps of accurancy…
Blotter, sub lingual.
Ha! This are sew rong. I can tipe moor (moop?) than 300# misteaks per minnit. Beet taht.
Especially when up and downing
Up and downing is forbidden! Just ask Dr Handle and/or Dr_Handle.
Not my edict – a pic a while back specifically forbade it.
So, how accurate are the lucky numbers?
I would say plus or minus 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd power.
Unit, unit, what is the unit?
Is the Gaussian distribution reasonable or truly random?
I was hoping someone here had Avagadro’s number – I’ve been trying to get a hold of him.
Better put him on speed dial. It’s a lot easier than putting in those 23 zeros all the time…
Everyone forgets to put in the 011 international calling code before the country code.
whats a 011 international code ??0_o??
I rang that number, but the woman who answered was a real mole.
I hope you learnt your lesion.
*clonk* wrong type of “mole”, you silly boy…
I knew that, but I also knew I’d be well out of my depth in that field. I couldn’t find a relevant pun about the the animal, either.
Oh well, better luck next thread!
Let’s not make mountains out of molehills here…
*clonk* if you’re not going to pull your molecular weight, it’s time to terminate this thread.
I don’t have to pull all my molecular weight, since I contain a lot of dark energy.
Looks like someone got my husband’s fortune cookie….
*hopes he doesn’t read this forum today*
The hurrier I do, the wronger i get.
… IN BED!
Someone had to do it. Personally I prefer “…between the sheets” because it’s…the thing is, see, it…uh…there are more letters? Yes, yes, “between the sheets” has more letters than “in bed” (I’m pretty sure it does), so that makes it gooder. Or more gooder, whatever.
That’s what she said.
Fo shizzle.
I got this fortune once. Without the Engrish, however.
Maybe they should take their own advice. Might have gotten in a bit of a hurry themselves.
CLEARLY!
THATS WHAT SHE SAID