Not that I would give anything to them, but some ex-bosses and a few guys I previously made the mistake of dating appear to be ideal recipients for this. If it’s connected at all to the compost it’s on top of, it’s even more appropriate … they, too, were likely full of rotting crap.
In any case – I don’t believe the bags below are the same as the box contents. Bagged items such as potting soil, sand, mulch compost and manure are not boxed – they are palleted and shrink-wrapped for shipping.
Oh, I know the difference between compost and manure. No, my comment was more to the point that they weren’t human, therefore if the box is not for humans, then it would be ideal for them. The compost was just bonus.
Keen gardeners will know that for best results, you have to tailor your soil mix to the requirements of what you’re planting – generally you need a looser mix if you’re going to plant humans. It depends, of course, on why you want to plant them; if you want them to grow, add some slow release fertiliser. If you want them to decompose, add some lime.
The compost-box-industry is annoyong, I have a huge PILE of humans stacked up against a wall, so where do I turn to get a compost that IS intended for human beings?
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Not that I would give anything to them, but some ex-bosses and a few guys I previously made the mistake of dating appear to be ideal recipients for this. If it’s connected at all to the compost it’s on top of, it’s even more appropriate … they, too, were likely full of rotting crap.
Please to not talk my ex-husband like that.
You may be confusing compost with manure.
In any case – I don’t believe the bags below are the same as the box contents. Bagged items such as potting soil, sand, mulch compost and manure are not boxed – they are palleted and shrink-wrapped for shipping.
Engrish – FAIL
The box could some growing medium (But not an adult clairvoyant).
Possibly a clairvoyant of stunted growth – a below average medium, then?
Better keep the box taped up, then. We don’t want any small mediums at large!
I know, but he keeps popping up, and making the most dreadful puns.
Oh, I know the difference between compost and manure. No, my comment was more to the point that they weren’t human, therefore if the box is not for humans, then it would be ideal for them. The compost was just bonus.
Maybe the box contains humorous humus for growing happy baccy.
If it’s not for humans, can pyramid-headed aliens from Planet Grumpy still enjoy?
WTF?
a reference to my unfortunate avatar
Don’t feel bad. Most people with an attention span longer than 2 seconds would have got that.
yeah, just think outside the box
Better think outside the box! Box not for human being!!!
You’ve been playing too much silent hill mate…
Although pyramid head was going to put human beings in that box (in pieces) but he can’t now
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…not even for open it.
Human not fit in box anyway. Not even little human.
I think little human would. Let’s try!
Schrodinger’s toddler.
Much WIN! LOL!
I just am strongly attracted to the idea of putting small, noisy, sticky, annoying children in boxes.
not to mention smelly!
Leave them in the box for a while and you won’t BELIEVE the smelly!
Do you want them to stink outside the box?
“I stink, therefore I am”
Foetedo ergo sum. The two-stroke riders’ motto.
Pun-gent wit.
Cogito ergo doleo. I think, therefore I am depressed.
Cogito edabo dolmio. I think I’ll have the pasta.
Yeah, let someone in another dimension clean them up and send them back.
I’ve tried. They just get noisier and more annoying.
Ah, but is it for human doing?
Just don’t do it in the box.
Can I do it ON the box?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
because the chicken already crossed that.
Daft Punk would LOVE this.
Pfft. Nice.
Only for huge mung bean.
Keen gardeners will know that for best results, you have to tailor your soil mix to the requirements of what you’re planting – generally you need a looser mix if you’re going to plant humans. It depends, of course, on why you want to plant them; if you want them to grow, add some slow release fertiliser. If you want them to decompose, add some lime.
I could never manage the SLOW release…… Is that why I have no children?
No, but it could explain why your camelias are so grumpy and unsatisfied.
Nothing to do with the fact they are shallow rooted?
If lime makes them decompose, will lemon make them composers?
An application of tonic solfa would be better for composing.
do-re-mi-fa-so-lalalalalalalalalalalalalala can’t hear you and your dreadfulness…
Boxes Man was not meant to open!
OMG! I think it’s Pandora’s box! DO NOT OPEN!
I can’t believe you fell for that old myth. Pandora just uses it to drive up her price. Her box is nothing special.
**stares outside the window and starts looping “I’m living in a box”**
damn! now I can’t get it out of my head..
perhaps it is for those who have been human or those who want to be?
The compost-box-industry is annoyong, I have a huge PILE of humans stacked up against a wall, so where do I turn to get a compost that IS intended for human beings?