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engrish funny massage undressing

Sherpa. Before flying do you have 15 minutes? Know new form to relax on a few time. That your holidays ended receiving an fabolous massage antistress with you undressing your clothes.

Engrish photo by Diana M

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» Glory! 18 Comment

  1. lunar says:

    Bacon Lube please!

    • Sheila says:

      Ohmigosh my friends and I use that as an iside joke on overyone! “Hey Karen do you like bacon? Do you share bacon? has your boyfriends ever MADE YOU BACON??”

  2. ObscureWittyReference says:

    “without undressing your clothes”?
    Love it.
    PS: What do sherpas have to do with massage? Is it really that much work?

  3. I'm the chief says:

    “we don’t…have to take our…clothes off
    we can have a good time…oh yeah!”

    Talk about a flying quicky:
    Hey miss, you got 15 minutes? let me antistress you…here undress this shirt and this pants and this…

  4. jmuhj says:

    No, thanks. I’m straight.

  5. SmogMonster says:

    I undress my clothes and prohibit it.

  6. dr_handle says:

    There was another young man once who suggested (amongst other things) that he would need a Sherpa (and a couple of fuel dumps along the way) to scale me – I hammered his pitons and for a full 15 minutes after that, and I did actually feel fabolously antistressed afterwards. Sadly for him, in the end the only undressing of his clothes occurred in A&E later when there was dressing of his wounds. The policeman who attended knew how to relax, which was decent of him.

  7. JohnB says:

    Nobody seems to notice that whatever antistressing and/or undressing you receive will be at the cost of all future holidays. Seems a bit high-priced.

    • ObscureWittyReference says:

      Yes, but you can relax on a few time! I’m sure it’s worth the trade.

      • JohnB says:

        But I don’t want my holidays ended. I want them begined. Now!!! Besides, I already have few time to relax!

        • dr_handle says:

          Oh, go on, you know you want to know new form.

          • JohnB says:

            I’ve been around long enough to know that “new” does not necessarily mean “improved.” And that if I ask for a demonstration of this “new form,” I’ll probably end up with three sales reps and a Power Point presentation.

            • dr handle says:

              Three sales reps? Hey, if you’ve got 12 rounds in the magazine, that’s four for each of them. All right, three for each of them – then three to put into the laptop.

  8. ham says:

    the last three words sound fine to me.


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