please enjoy the best clammy mat play that can be tasted only by genuine service that not is in daily life
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Clammy mat play?
I’ll explain it when you’re older.
Sounds rather unpleasant…
…or obscene, even. Definitely not for kindergartners.
clammy matt play? That’s just icky.
Why did they need to blur out the number?
if you’ve ever seen an unshelled clam, you know that it looks like…
….but if it’s matted, it won’t be in my daily life!
This is so weird. I once put a singles ad on Craig’s List with that same exact offer.
EPIC WIN! XD
I’m willing to try clammy mat play, but there have to be groundrules:
1. I’m not undressing my clothes
2. There better not be antistress Sherpas involved.
3. No nearing, flaping or smonking.
Ok! *throws clams on mat* NOW PLAY.
As long as Fabolous is still OK.
Only if you keep thighs in order.
And no up and downing – this will be enforced.
can I wiggle to the right?
I’m not doing it even if the Time Warp is allowed.
Wow, I’m really “excited” to receive this “Genuine Service”.
So, let me see if I have this right: someone named Genuine Service is not in daily life, and is “capable of tasting clammy mat” play – so this is a play about a nun named Genuine, and one day Ms Service face-plants on a clammy mat, and I am required to enjoy it? Are the tickets free? When is interval? Does the snack bar sell Maltesers? Can I just go and see “Spamalot” instead?
It is definitely my experience that Genuine Service is not a part of daily life. Usually even Inauthentic Attempts to Portray Genuine Service cannot be had. I mean, how complex a concept is, “No mustard”???
We’re all out of mustard. Would you like that without ketchup instead?
You can swear you’re out of mustard, but I’m sure that when my burger appears it will have mustard regardless. Nothing else, probably, but mustard, definitey!
Sounds like a love hotel, in which case… um, ok.
What is the product?
Duh! It’s clammy mat play that can be tasted only by “Genuine Service” that is not in daily life! Can’t you read Engrish?