Comments on: Mine are spread out all over the place http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mike http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-35523 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:31:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-35523 Not Lao. Khmer :)

]]> By: tn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-35263 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:59:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-35263 The sign makes sense, ever try to put on pants with your legs crosssed?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29891 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:50:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29891 Well, Doc, you’ve given me the courage to admit it! My e-mail address has had an underscore for years, too! However, I have refused to be bullied into having the surgery. Since I am underpaid, underachieving, underappreciated, and undercut, I feel my underscore is part of my indelible identity. Underscorers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your unempty spaces!!!!!!

]]> By: dr.......handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29805 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:44:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29805 I.NOT.HAS.A.PMS!!!!!

]]> By: Dan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29766 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:00:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29766 It does look a bit like Thai, that is because it is Lao, which is very similar, people who are fluent Thai readers can make sense of it, too.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29722 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:16:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29722 Watch out for a period where the underscore used to be…….

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29708 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:26:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29708 hmmm…not has PMS, eh?

]]> By: Mew+Two=I_Kil_u http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29698 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 01:11:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29698 long sentence win

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29559 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:09:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29559 So that’s what it is! I THOUGHT you were looking taller!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29534 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:53:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29534 Damn, I’ve been caught out… well, I was hoping that nobody would really notice, and I’d always said that I’d never have cosmetic surgery, but I’ve been secretly embarrassed by my underscore ever since I got an email address. *sniff* Real friends have told me that I was being silly, it was hardly noticeable, and it didn’t matter. My husband told me that he never paid any attention to it – he was too busy looking at my thighs. Sometimes I feel shallow and vain to worry about something so trivial, but I really wished I didn’t have it. It made me feel disgusting, it made me feel unwomanly, and, well, deformed. So I finally had it removed. That’s why I had a week off work (the grandmother’s funeral was only a cover story). *sniff*. So now you know. I can only hope that you don’t think any less of me for it.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29491 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:26:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29491 What I keep wondering is why that underscore in your name keeps dropping out and then reappearing. Do you have two personalities, Dr Handle and Dr_Handle?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29410 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:51:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29410 Did you lisp when you said “Super-size me”?

]]> By: susannie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29317 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:43:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29317 Bad thigh day…happens to us all.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29267 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:37:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29267 How about a sign telling gormless spotty-faced phone-prattling eye-rolling gum-chewing teenaged shop “assistants” not to burst in on patrons to whom they have handed a garment two sizes smaller than what was requested, to ask “How are you going with that?” whilst said patron is discovering that the pair of trousers being tried on will not go any further than her knees? Frankly, under those circumstances, anybody who gets an eyeful of The Amazing Thighs (TM) and feels a bit discombobulated has only herself to blame.

]]> By: Kelly http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29232 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:12:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29232 I hate when my thighs are unruly….

]]> By: susannie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29208 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:35:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29208 Lol!

I think the sign is intended to teach foreigners not to flaunt their body while trying on clothes.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29197 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:55:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29197 The original instructions are in Thigh.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29186 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:30:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29186 That’s easy for you to say – I don’t know how many times I’ve ordered the damned things to drop a bit of blubber, and they just laugh at me! They have no respect…

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29184 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:25:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29184 That explains what I found in those pants. I thought they were moth balls!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29181 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:18:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29181 Not MY friend! They won’t talk to me! :(

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29178 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:15:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29178 Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part Two.

]]> By: dragonrady http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29154 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:15:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29154 Oh, yeah, you probly can. I can’t, but you can. Obvy.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29142 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:05:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29142 Nor I!

Signed,
Joan

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29138 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:32:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29138 It’s tough to get to the real estate between if the Leg Sea has not parted.

]]> By: Aoife http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29136 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:07:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29136 Sigh, it seems like my thighs are always out of order these days. No wonder I’m so depressed.

]]> By: HellHathNoFury http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29134 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:55:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29134 Yup, gravatar.com, and then upload a pic of someone much better-looking than yourself…not that I would EVER think of doing such a thing* ahem*

]]> By: HellHathNoFury http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29133 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:54:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29133 wax on, wax off!

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29128 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:17:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29128 Her thighs, or the, er, real estate between them?

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29127 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:16:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29127 Gravatar is your friend.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29126 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:16:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29126 Heh, probably not.

]]> By: meow http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29119 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:33:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29119 Make sure you keep your underwear on when you try on bathing suits? lol…

]]> By: meow http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29117 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:32:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29117 How do you change your avatar to be a real pic?? :D

]]> By: moe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29108 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:07:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29108 The original instruction looks like Thai (hopefully in order!)

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29106 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:01:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29106 That must be the problem with my wife. Her thighs always seem to be out of order…

]]> By: HellHathNoFury http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29105 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:39:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29105 …of me!
Okay, sorry.

]]> By: HellHathNoFury http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29104 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:39:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29104 Yes, because not having you thighs in order and drinking alcohol before pregnancy combined are a sure way of causing pregnancy

]]> By: david j http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29103 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:36:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29103 Pay attention! You can’t have one of your thighs left in the pants you just tried on.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29097 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:26:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29097 They’re always in the same order. One on this side, and one on this side.

]]> By: JoeBlew http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/24/engrish-thighs-order/comment-page-1/#comment-29093 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:08:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=6893#comment-29093 No. I have a hard enough time keepin track of my junk.

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