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Finally, a solution for my hairy hands


engrish funny hair hand

hairhand wrist support
The wrist, tie the hair a combination pack the usage the convenience.
We comfortable, beautiful
Easy the sweat
In keeping with various athletics sport.
Caution: In anaphylaxis occured by using this product, please discontinue

Engrish photo by Liney P

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» Glory! 25 Comment

  1. oceht_amote says:

    third first in one day im on a roll

    • ABCDeath says:

      Huh, what? “THIRD first”? Sorry, but we can’t accept that, so your submission is invalid. And no, I won’t claim (no one can now).

      P.s. yes I know you mean the third time first.

    • ObscureWittyReference says:

      Memo to you:
      Get job, hobby or life, as is applicable.

  2. Droll not Troll says:

    WTF? This reads like a medical appliance for over-enthusiastic masturbators!

  3. Obligated says:

    How come the caution bit is alright? Did English people do it?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      The English may be OK, but how many native English speakers would know what anaphylaxis* is? The word I would have expected here is “sensitivity”.

      *a girl from a nice Greek family?

      • radleyas says:

        It’s actually very common for those with existing allergies to know about anaphylactic shock.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          Point taken. I was only thinking of people who may become allergic to this (whatever it is!) for the first time.

  4. catgirl says:

    Hairy hands? What have you been doing?

  5. curmudgeon says:

    I’m just trying to think of what sport I can participate in with my wrist bound to my pony tail. Any one of a number of drinking games, sure, but I don’t think they’re considered sports.

  6. A Noun says:

    So many times, you have told me so easy the sweat. Yet anaphalaxis. I’m leaving you!

  7. JohnB says:

    I know! It’s for bondage enthusiasts who hate unkempt hair! (And if you’ve ever been in bondage, I’m sure you get the “easy the sweat” part!)

  8. in_a_box says:

    This one is not that confusing. Its a set of sweat bands. Although I did giggle regarding the anaphalaxis.

  9. dr handle says:

    Invented by Dr Harry Palms, no doubt.

  10. exercise seems to be the same in every language.


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