Comments on: Hose it down with vigor!

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:06:28 +0000

No cuddly Smokey the Bear for this country! Just…”attack!!”

By: Kiwi

Kiwi — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:00:27 +0000

I think it’s hilarious. o-o

By: UchihaBaka

UchihaBaka — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:01:14 +0000

Commie government notice FAIL!

By: UchihaBaka

UchihaBaka — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:58:43 +0000

Or would be an ArseNick

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:51:28 +0000

With unemployment in many developed countries running at record or near-record levels, saying, “Get a job” is a remarkably unkind comment, not to mention very unfunny.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:19:34 +0000

And would probably wear old lace.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:08:36 +0000

Or a Beatonist, who photographs fires.

By: valmrman

valmrman — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:06:37 +0000

OOOOOOO….I like this! Nothing like a little S&L to ensure SoCal doesn’t go up in flames again…or was it the other way around?!

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:08:48 +0000

AD&D WIN!

Oh dear, geek self-outing FAIL.

By: tehexile

tehexile — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:23:07 +0000

TehExile attacks Forest Fire Troublemaker severely.
Critical attack!
102 points of damage.
Forest Fire Troublemaker was slain.
TehExile gains 20XP and 30 gold.
TehExile finds Box of Matches.

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:53:58 +0000

yup, the kid would poison off the whole family!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:31:54 +0000

Then throw them onto the heap. Once it’s well alight.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:31:25 +0000

If an arsonist and a beatnik had a child, would that kid grown up to be an arsenic?

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:29:35 +0000

Aww, but that guy in Myrtle Beach called the fire department TWICE! It’s not his fault.

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:24:30 +0000

Naturally-occurring (lightning strike) forest fires are dangerous enough; when people start them, intentionally? Let the mob at the arsonists.

By: Papa T

Papa T — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:40:54 +0000

It’s more like public spanking of the arsonists

By: MrEvilBreakfast

MrEvilBreakfast — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:45:15 +0000

And therein lies the game. Attack all arsons! Severely!

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:42:01 +0000

nah, i just imagined them all being short.

By: Cowpie

Cowpie — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 10:48:27 +0000

something like the ‘I am extremely afraid of Asians” thing?

By: Kris

Kris — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:54:48 +0000

I was going to comment the same. I live in Western Australia. I would gladly punish fire troublemakers severely – or worse! Lighting firecrackers in their butts would just be the start! Put everything they own in a big pile and set fire to it in front of their eyes!

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:13:47 +0000

All i could do was imagine a mob of angry Asians charging at a forest fire with pitchforks.
now i can’t get the image out my head D:

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:28:24 +0000

There are many people in Victoria, Australia who would get behind this. With pitchforks. And cricket bats. And bits of wood with nails sticking out of them.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:10:38 +0000

The troublemaker is the person who lights a forest fire. S/he needs a severe kick up the arson.

By: Rigel

Rigel — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:55:01 +0000

I’m quite confused as to how ‘troublemaker’ fits into the sentence, and why on earth is ‘severely’ in the sign at all?!

By: dragonrady

dragonrady — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:27:06 +0000

Aw, come on, big boy. Give me strong funny! That not funny I don’t think so.

By: dragonrady

dragonrady — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:14:09 +0000

Or call smoked bear???

By: bush

bush — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:24:44 +0000

You know what they say, 1in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. wait… that doesn’t seem right.

By: Foamy

Foamy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:16:00 +0000

And here’s another thing I hate about homeless people. I hate when they ask you for money!Get a job, hobos!

By: homelessgirl

homelessgirl — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:09:07 +0000

hehehe that made me giggle

By: dragonrady

dragonrady — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:35:27 +0000

Mousy Dong seh: Cut all trees down. No fire the.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:30:52 +0000

The chief forest fire troublemaker is lightning. I’m a bit reluctant to attack lightning, myself…

By: Someone

Someone — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Die, sun! Die!

By: MeowTseTongue

MeowTseTongue — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:37:27 +0000

Oh you two! Make like a tree and leaf!!

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:14:21 +0000

Beating around the burning bush, perhaps?

By: Hmmm...

Hmmm... — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:10:35 +0000

Is that anything like beating around the bush?