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Please enjoy a mysterious cookie taste. Sweetie Big Seal
New sale! This is very delicious. Sugar, spice and everything nice. Material.
Lovely taste baby! Mysterious taste that no one still knows.
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Sick dude! Are we in Austria or Belgium or what?
(no offense meant, I was just heavily disturbed by this “mysterious” taste)
FAT!!!
No one still knows. Not even the manufacturer
How can they say it’s delicious if they don’t know how it tastes?
That’s a fair question. It’s one I’ve posed concerning various veterinary worming medications over the years: worming tablets for dogs or cats are labelled as having “desirable liver taste”, worming paste for horses was labelled “pleasant aniseed taste”, worming stuff for birds labelled with “apple taste”, etc. etc. etc. Attempting to administer these “nice” tasting medications invariably resulted in being bitten/kicked/scratched/pecked/flung across the yard. And that was just the canary. Is this lying in advertising? Has anybody ever actually tasted these things to confirm whether they do in fact taste “pleasant”? Somebody in the advertising sections of those companies should – it might save a law suit or two, and that person would be completely worm free for the next three months.
We who are moving know the taste! Mmm! Baby spice!
And why does the child have a lolipop? Shouldn’t she have a cookie? Maybe she didn’t want to risk the mysterious, unknow taste?
She likes her loli…
hmm, I guess the word MATERIAL means it’s suitable for material girls?
*starts playing material s on pink barbie raido*
oh god, I can’t stop laughing. The repetitions of ‘mysterious taste’ and the random ‘MATERIAL’ is what’s really got me.
What it is? Is it cookie? Fruit snack? Lollipop? A children?
It looks like hairy green road apples a.k.a. Kiwi fruit . Read up on possible allergic reactions on wikipedia.org.
Odd. I always thought hairy green road apples came from the back end of a horse. You’re not sayin’ . . .
Ew.
The mysterious deepens. The sweetie on the end of the stick is yellow. There is a New Zealand hybrid golden kiwi called hinabelle that is less hairy, milder and sweeter.
So either it’s mysterious taste, or it’s lovely taste baby. The manufacturers need to make up their minds. Because I like mysterious taste, but not taste baby, and I don’t want to buy this and then find out it’s the wrong flavor.
It looks like it is a kiwi-chocolate chip cookie dough-spice flavored lolly that is approved by the Lovely Taste Baby.
Totally clears everything up! Thanks!
… I still don’t know whether I want to get any …
Soilent Green is people!!!
WIN!
Awww, you spoiled the book for me!
You soiled the look for free!
you coiled the crook to sea
You boiled the rook for tea
And you have the nerve to pick on me! I was going to post that reply earlier, but I thought: nah, tooooo lame!
*clonk*
Someone left it out. Soilent people is green.
its either either a bag of chocolate chip cookies, kiwi fruits, seals, lollipops, children or a combination of two or more of the above.
It’s the taste of everything. Maybe the theory of everything is in the bag too!
but i can see it, so surely the theory will crash
But quarks do have flavors. Consult any text on particle physics.
And they seem so proud of this mysterious taste!?
I don’t get it. And please don’t try to explain.
MATERIAL!
A material, a material, a material world!
Us atheists love mysterious tasting children! Where can I find some?
I don’t believe you’re an atheist. You sound like a priest! 0_o
Who says you can’t be both?
My friend believes in No God, and worships Him.
You’re right, atheists prefer babies, my bad! lol
It tastes like Lexus.
babies taste like lexus? dunno if i’ll eat or drive them…the lexus i mean.
Baby you can drive my car… ♫
Maybe this lollipop company is Own by Soilent Cola enterprises.
Mmmm… baby flavored.
In Soviet Russia, lolipop eat you.
In Soviet Russia, lollipop IS you- one big sucker!
i’m fed up to the back teeth with soviet russia! why not call it just russia? is there another russia which is not soviet?? is it soviet russia as opposed to what?
As opposed to the Russian Federation, which is now, or Tsarist Russia about 100 years ago. Funny how the Soviet jokes are in the present tense…..!
that’s because no one dared to make fun of them then…but when the cat’s gone the mice frolick
I believe that the jokes originated during the time that Russia was still Soviet, and didn’t change when the title of the country did.
Kinda surprised only one comment mentions the “Sweetie Big Seal!” WTF? So, IF the baby seal survives bludgeoning as a pup, it grows to be sweet? If only the furriers knew that before. There may be less baby clubbing & more adult hunting..
Gimme your seal of approval – let’s club it to death…
**AHEM**
I now understand.
The mysterious flavour is seal and girl child.
How do they know?
Who has been going round tasting seals and little girls?
And why wern’t they stopped?
the little girl looks like Suri Cruise
Then the sweetie must be Thetan flavoured.
Or Satan flavored, depending on your view of Scientology.
You know, the same ingredients used to make this could’ve been used with chemical X to make crime fighting 4-year olds.
Judging by the pictures, my guess is that the mysterious taste is kiwi fruit. Of course I could be wrong.
The pic is stunning, but what really made me laugh out loud was the perfect combination between title and pic.