And after you do your homework
you can enjoy the fresh air after finishing civilized urinating.
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But if you are not civilized, you have to take over the job of unventilated-washroom attendant. No fresh air for you!
I’m still curious as to what uncivilized urinating is, though rather suspect that I may not want to know, really.
Uncivilized urinating you ask?
Piss on you!
This was on here before… 3 times…
Yeah, but if you look at those three, they’re actually different signs from different locations.
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/12/engrish-finishing-a-civilized-urinating/
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/20/engrish-civilized-urination/
This is clearly a culture that takes civilised urinating seriously. VERY seriously. They probably have a group to enforce proper urination behaviour; the Piddle Police. They are entitled to burst into a gents’ room or cubicle at any time, unannounced, and scrutinise the patrons to ensure that all urinating is carried out in a civilised fashion. If you can’t go when someone’s watching, you’re in trouble.
I would rather like a sign like this in MY office! Geeeze what’s wrong with people? guys probably swirl their weenies and test centripetal forces using urine, ladies never lift up the toilet seat and the amount of splashes and sploshes all over is insane, not to mention tissue paper STUCK on the seat!!! WTH??
Ok I’m calm now. you may continue.
All this happens in your office? You must be the most hated boss EVER!
nah..i’m nice on other stuff.
I worked in a place where one of the women – and we knew precisely who – had some sort of illness, and occasionally accidents in the ladies’ room. We knew this because … SHE NEVER CLEANED UP AFTER HERSELF. Uncivilized defacation, to be certain.
The women there apparently were able to urinate civilly. We never had a problem with that.
… you’re not working in the same place as me, are you? Oh, yes, it’s not me. Definitely.
Sign does not apply to people who eat asparagus.
or broccoli!
guess I have to sip tea and have a gentlemanly conversation while I’m at it.
Make that the third time.
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/18/engrish-enjoy-the-fresh-air/
Why does this remind me of the old SNL sketch about the Ladies’ Room, with the harp music and serving boys…now that was civilized urinating.
I’m remembering one with Kevin Nealon as the attendant …
…buuut Moooooooooooooooooooooom!
I want to enjoy the fresh air NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
Am I correct inr ecalling that Chinese is read from right to left? So that would mean the ideogram for “urinating” is the character on the far left that looks like a man holding his crotch?
Judging by the shoulder pads, it’s David Byrne and he’s absolutely busting.
Nope, it’s read left to right. The characters for “urinating” are the third and fourth characters from left to right.
This is the only one I’ve seen on here in a long time that is actually FUNNY
this one has been shown b4 on this site. I think it was page 94
This has been here before
:http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/18/engrish-enjoy-the-fresh-air/
Why can’t we just open the window so we can enjoy fresh air while we urinate civily?
What window?
and in case you cannot do that you’ll be locked in a room without windows, until you learn, you barbarian!