
You can look? This object you crash your theory
Engrish photo by Angela Amick
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You can look? This object you crash your theory
Engrish photo by Angela Amick
i look can?
I don’t crash my theory!
In Soviet Russia, theory crashes YOU.
In Soviet Russia, cart pushes YOU!
We push little cart PUUUSH!
My theory drives safely and obeys all traffic regulations. It always looks both ways before crossing the street.
Someone call the textbook publishers, we’ll get this into the science books.
How did the word get out about my theory crashing? They swore they’d never tell…
Don’t crash your Lincoln!
Oh, grud, you’re going to start another thread of Dreadful Puns On The Theme Of Car, aren’t you?
we better Dodge this right away, fairy
Bad puns are so depressingly unfunny, I might start Saabing.
In which case, a Saab story might just be your autobiography.
I can’t stop it! The ignition Kia broke!
audid you break that?
Trying to see if it benz.
This thread needs a good peuge-ot yes, that would get rid of your dreadful puns…
that will be a big Challenger
I see you’re making a valiant effort to keep it going.
mois? no no no…i was just looking to make a little renault-vation in this thread.
You guys are making me cry, “Slur!”
Wow! I had to think Ferrari-ally long time before I got that one!
omg… i WANT this shirt!
I.. am.. very confused?
there’s a very nice mad scientist a few corners away, they’ll fix you up.
I am utterly baffled as to what it was actually TRYING to say, lol…
I had a theory… but it crashed when I looked…
I don’t think it’s trying to say much. It looks like one of those “ironic” Engrish sentences that were done on purpose.
Schrodinger’s theory of crashing?
I need a crash course in that theory.
Try not to crash into the cat.
Probably about inequality of the various breeds of humans.
You crash your theory, or you get the hose again.
It rubs the theory on its shirt.
I don’t get it.
[stealing a joke from last week]
Have you tried giving her flowers?
well, its definitely crashed my theory. i just wrote this dissertation all about how its impossible to look an object. and now what happens? this guy goes on to discover lookable objects! i’m ruined! ruined, I tell you!
Er, honey, I crashed the theory. Does the insurance policy cover us against angry bearness, or mad steps?
Awwwww, man! Not again! I go and get a new theory and then I crash it again! Darned Windows Vista for Theories! I knew i should’ve gone with XP! And now my theorie’s hard rive looks like Abraham Lincoln!
LOL^
Ewreka! My theory works!! **CRASH**
Ewreka! My theory works!! **CRASHHHH**
Ewreka…darn, i should not look at the object…i should not look at the object…***CrAsHhHhHh***
Look at the shiny object………you are getting sleepy…. you can hear the gentle crashing of theory…..
Hey, look, a penny.
If a theory crashes and it is not on a shirt, does it still make a sound?
I think some clever entrepeneur is going to make a bundle by importing this and shirts with similar designs.
What happen after looking??
theory crash
or possibly suddenness
What happens to your theory if you look at BUSH Jr.?
Confirms the Theory of Evolution, particularly the part about spontaneous mutation.
If you look at junior bush, they may take you away and men in uniforms will ask you questions about the contents of your computer.
will they see our hard drives by force?
Your equipment will be held indefinitely.
There are some who would like that.
Consult a doctor if your equipment is held for more than 4 hours.
*sings* Please release me, let me go,
“Cause I can’t feel it any more…..
…To hold it so long must be a sin.
Release it, so I can use it again.
I want it. Where can I buy it?
Well, it would be a long journey. I took this picture at a Jusco in Okinawa, Japan, in June 2005. LOL
Anne Elk had a theory. About the brontosaurus.
You di-dn’t just crash my theory…