Comments on: That’s one way to keep Michael Jackson out http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:36:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Cheesebrrgrrz http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-55560 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:04:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-55560 He can’t sing beat is wearing his one glove

]]> By: Cheesebrrgrrz http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-55091 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:16:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-55091 awww not a hater. thanx for not being one, R.I.P. MJJ

]]> By: Austin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-52871 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:27:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-52871 Michael Jackson, or Paul Reubens.

]]> By: FishKitteh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-40960 Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:12:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-40960 M.J died Lol

]]> By: racecar http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-40092 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:51:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-40092 RIP.
:*(

]]> By: chatmort http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-39694 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:57:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-39694 well considering his recent death this joke isn’t really good now

]]> By: non-pc http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28990 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:31:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28990 Maybe they have trouble with slap-happy Jappies?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28635 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:14:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28635 LOL!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28613 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:33:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28613 Let me guess – you’re channelling the Chinese arts graduate within.

]]> By: LarsVonPowerstone http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28559 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:59:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28559 Rihanna also needs that t-shirt.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28503 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:50:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28503 Ahem, yes, you are correct, we wants rebuttle.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28485 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:24:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28485 *sings* I like it both hands.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28484 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:22:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28484 You want flies with that?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28483 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:20:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28483 RebuttAL? This is ENGRISH! We want RebuttLE!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28472 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:29:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28472 You left the webcam on again. *shudder*

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28461 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:21:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28461 wank while you wank

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28460 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:20:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28460 oh! they just shifted us to the left…

]]> By: Much Glory Hopeful http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28455 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:10:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28455 Sign on a dead horse.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28448 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:29:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28448 Not for me they’re not. This format – we hates it, precious, we hates it!

]]> By: tehexile http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28428 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:45:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28428 i want that sign on a t-shirt so people don’t hit me or ruin my high scores.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28414 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:05:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28414 Still no rebuttal. I want the rebuttal back!

]]> By: WillowLeaf http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28402 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:16:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28402 XD

]]> By: Alice http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28389 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:46:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28389 Sorry!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28387 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:37:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28387 Who told you I was at it? Are you spying on me?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28386 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:34:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28386 So, what part of the word DON”T did you fail to understand?

]]> By: Jenni http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28378 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:50:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28378 nope, justno one has replied..

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28375 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:56:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28375 Hooray!!!!!! the comments are set up they way they were before!

]]> By: Tordsworld http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28374 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:29:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28374 They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or who’s right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

]]> By: Anomnomnom Omnomnom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28372 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:43:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28372 Don’t wank, while you’re at it

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28361 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 06:24:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28361 This announcement brought to you by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bemusing Signs.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28349 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:11:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28349 No Black Hand. So no extortion rackets or shooting at Archdukes, and we won’t have to beat you.

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28337 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:42:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28337 the kids are getting smart…they put up a signboard to stop getting spanked

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28322 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:45:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28322 Not to borsch.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28321 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:41:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28321 Not to make car horn beat beat!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28320 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:37:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28320 Sign at airport mule rental stall?

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28301 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:50:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28301 Do not.

]]> By: Munior http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28300 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:43:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28300 Oh my sweetheart, please don’t read this sign!
(Referring to the comment above, not to the author ;-) )

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28296 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:56:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28296 If your heart can read,
The sight of the above sign
Will be a bad thing.

]]> By: Hotjoe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28294 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:45:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28294 I like how this could have two meanings. And that both could in some way have a sexual application to it.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28292 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:19:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28292 I’m fappy to oblige!

]]> By: Rhianimator http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/18/engrish-dont-beat/comment-page-1/#comment-28290 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:15:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7694#comment-28290 But is flogging ok?

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