The Wonderful Boning Park
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FIRST!!!
and this one isn’t even funny…
Yup, it isn’t. Doesn’t matter, I’m second, harhar!
Boring mindless first-troll
WELL GUESS A WONDERFULL BONING COULD BE WORSE…
the wonderful boning park isn’t funny??
People who think “FIRST” and “SECOND” is funny, will naturally not get “the wonderful boning park”. (It has something to do with those people`s age, joe.)
Whilst boning in the park one day,
In the merry, merry month of May,
I was taken by surprise
By a pair of burly guys
Who arrested me and led me right away!
And I was an easy prey
For boning led me far astray
I saw with my very eyes
Torments under infernal skies
Nowadays I mostly pray
Well, I hung around the boning park today,
Til I saw a nice policeman – oh hooray!
And I ran up to the copper
Whose truncheon was a whopper
Saying “Sergeant, dear, oh, bone me right away!”
But the Sergeant was on duty for the day,
And he told me that I should just go away,
So I’m sitting on the bus
Trying not to make a fuss
Waiting for a luggage gangster to waylay.
Yes, boning is risky. It’s true,
In public or in private, either way.
In public get arrested,
In private get molested,
A little boning can make or ruin your day!
It is next to the pier. You go boning park to clean and fillet the whale you just bought. Kitties and seagulls are constantly circling, trying to get a treat.
So the kitties and seagulls act like men at a bar, trying to get some boning!
The smell of seafood does that.
I’m still wondering if that’s a double entendre or if your mind is too pure for this site.
My mind is as clean and pure as the freshly fallen snow that has drifted through a coal yard.
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
That’s a load of old skull.
True old school. I believe the original line was exchanged between Mae West and W. C. Fields.
Actually the first recorded utterance of the line was Oscar Wilde.
Double? That’s closer to a single entendre, surely.
Yeah, he only thinks it’s the wonderful boning park.
It’s actually just the pretty-ok boning park.
Located next to the somewhat disappointing boning park.
I’ve SO been to the somewhat disappointing boning park.
Haven’t we all, dear.
Vauxhall Gardens?
If you go to the boning park & get vauxhall, you’re just not trying!
I don’t think there is any treatment or cure if you get vauxhall.
Finally! Somewhere I can go when I want some wonderful boning! I just want to warn the signmakers that if I find the boning anything less than wonderful, I shall bring a suit against them for false advertising.
yes, but you have to call that 100-digit phone number to register.
Whats Boning?
Boning is stitching whale bone into strategic places in corsets for smoothing, flattening and support. Corsets, girdles and acquiring whale bone has fallen into disfavor except in trans gender costumes and the only current remnant is the under wire in bras. Check the entry in wiki.org
good questions get you anywhere.
How dare you bone me in public??
Why does your pubic bone have an “l”* in it?
*lower case L
LOL!
let me rephrase that:
My pubic is not to be boned at.
I’m sorry. You not specify if you wanted to reserve a bonor, bonee, both, or wanted self service express checkin. Quantities are limited and may not be available on peak days and times. Please click on the personal preferences tab on our web site at your convenience. We truly appreciate your patronage here at The Wonderful Boning Park and hope to see you again.
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