Comments on: Sorry, that was me. I totally farted. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:36:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: dukethepcdr http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-36297 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:19:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-36297 I think the smell might be coming from the excited, happy looking monkey.

]]> By: jinpoa http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-29975 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:23:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-29975 I am dumb.

]]> By: sarbez http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28604 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:23:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28604 dude, i already submitted a picture of this shirt. no fair

]]> By: T-shat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28259 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:08:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28259 This place sells it:
http://store.engrish.com/cadomot.html

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28235 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:51:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28235 I live in NY, and have never found a truly kosher deli offering this either. Maybe they’re saying the monkey is kosher to be around, but not to eat? It makes as much sense as anything else written on that shirt!

]]> By: A Noun http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28227 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:18:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28227 I can’t even come up with any snark, I just want this shirt.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28202 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:41:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28202 Drift, as in stray from topic. And I usually let irrelevants do whatever they want, although I do try to keep them out of my pajamas.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28200 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:32:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28200 You lost me! What is irrelevant doing in this thread?
*draws mustache on John B’s avatar with black paint*

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28190 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:12:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28190 How long has it been since he ate it?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28187 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:34:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28187 ‘Snow drift. It was not irrelevant. Hey, that’s the same as “alikeness” in simplified Chinese, isn’t it? You know, one morning I shot irrelevant in my pajamas… *flicks Groucho cigar*

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28184 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:27:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28184 But if you did, it would probably smell like a Lexus.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28182 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:25:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28182 Okay. But you just can’t cover “That Smell” with a Wing!

]]> By: LuLu http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28177 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:47:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28177 As covered by “Wing”

]]> By: Angela http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28165 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:11:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28165 Well, obviously it’s still worthy of posting. I took the picture on an actual t-shirt in Japan in 2005.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28164 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:08:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28164 I am not a rabbi, but I am from NY and have lived around Jews all my life and worked in a kosher deli. And I have never heard of kosher monkey meat!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28163 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:05:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28163 You mean Fringbird! The classic Engrish version!

]]> By: susannie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28143 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:45:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28143 Damn you letter h, you shall do as I bid!

]]> By: susannie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28142 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:43:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28142 It’s like a poem :)

Calm down, monkey.
You look happy today
A little wink says everyting
What’s that smell..?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28127 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:39:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28127 It could be worse, at least monkey is not hurling his own dung. Yet.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28115 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:18:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28115 I think you got my drift……..

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28114 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:17:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28114 Is that what the K means? Living in another part of the world, I’ve never seen that, just a lot of “halal”. Who would have thought this site could be educational!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28113 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:12:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28113 “a little say anything”- How about a weird translation of “small talk”, which could apply to the previous line.

]]> By: Livvie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28112 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:46:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28112 That’s messed up.

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28111 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:45:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28111 It *says* it is … but have you ever seen a monkey with one of those “Kosher for Passover” stickers? I haven’t …

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28110 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:43:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28110 Rather ideal for other types of nuts, however.

]]> By: Czernobog http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28099 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:47:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28099 Play Freebird!

]]> By: Margaret http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28083 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:46:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28083 Well, whatever it is, at least it’s kosher.

]]> By: Ryan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28081 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:37:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28081 My physics professor would love this. He’s a monkey-o-phile

]]> By: ObscureWittyReference http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28058 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28058 So, what’s a little say anything? Is this a film reference? Like a miniature version, or a clip from it? A really, really small boombox playing Peter Gabriel? What?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28052 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:45:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28052 Oooo-oooh that smell!
Can’t you smell that smell?
Oooo-oooh that smell!
The smell of calm down monkey!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28051 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:38:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28051 If Jesus says milk…….

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28050 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:36:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28050 It’s the smell of FEAR when the monkey realised what you plan to do to it with that weird-looking spanner! It definitely doesn’t fit any hex nuts.

]]> By: FreeMontHotel http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28047 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:20:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28047 lmao… nice one Leo

]]> By: Leo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28042 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:37:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28042 what’s that smell?… oh, that damn monkey!!

]]> By: your ma http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28041 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:16:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28041 gah you suck cow nipples

]]> By: bradleyf81 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28040 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:15:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28040 I would moderate all “first first first” nubs.

]]> By: soberman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28039 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:12:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28039 (first real comment XD)

]]> By: soberman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28038 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:12:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28038 this is not failblog, and firsting is a used-up term. if you are gonna say something, say something that concern this page.

]]> By: gah http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/04/16/engrish-calm-down/comment-page-1/#comment-28036 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:04:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=7681#comment-28036 first comment win

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