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calm down monkey you look happy today K A little say anything What’s that smell?

Engrish photo by Angela Amick

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  1. gah says:

    first comment win

  2. bradleyf81 says:

    I would moderate all “first first first” nubs.

  3. Leo says:

    what’s that smell?… oh, that damn monkey!!

    • Droll not Troll says:

      It’s the smell of FEAR when the monkey realised what you plan to do to it with that weird-looking spanner! It definitely doesn’t fit any hex nuts.

      • ObscureWittyReference says:

        Rather ideal for other types of nuts, however.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          I think you got my drift……..

          • JohnB says:

            ‘Snow drift. It was not irrelevant. Hey, that’s the same as “alikeness” in simplified Chinese, isn’t it? You know, one morning I shot irrelevant in my pajamas… *flicks Groucho cigar*

            • Droll not Troll says:

              You lost me! What is irrelevant doing in this thread?
              *draws mustache on John B’s avatar with black paint*

              • JohnB says:

                Drift, as in stray from topic. And I usually let irrelevants do whatever they want, although I do try to keep them out of my pajamas.

  4. lmao… nice one Leo

  5. JohnB says:

    Oooo-oooh that smell!
    Can’t you smell that smell?
    Oooo-oooh that smell!
    The smell of calm down monkey!

  6. ObscureWittyReference says:

    So, what’s a little say anything? Is this a film reference? Like a miniature version, or a clip from it? A really, really small boombox playing Peter Gabriel? What?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      “a little say anything”- How about a weird translation of “small talk”, which could apply to the previous line.

  7. Ryan says:

    My physics professor would love this. He’s a monkey-o-phile

  8. Margaret says:

    Well, whatever it is, at least it’s kosher.

    • ObscureWittyReference says:

      It *says* it is … but have you ever seen a monkey with one of those “Kosher for Passover” stickers? I haven’t …

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Is that what the K means? Living in another part of the world, I’ve never seen that, just a lot of “halal”. Who would have thought this site could be educational!

    • JohnB says:

      I am not a rabbi, but I am from NY and have lived around Jews all my life and worked in a kosher deli. And I have never heard of kosher monkey meat!

      • ObscureWittyReference says:

        I live in NY, and have never found a truly kosher deli offering this either. Maybe they’re saying the monkey is kosher to be around, but not to eat? It makes as much sense as anything else written on that shirt!

  9. dr handle says:

    It could be worse, at least monkey is not hurling his own dung. Yet.

  10. susannie says:

    It’s like a poem :)

    Calm down, monkey.
    You look happy today
    A little wink says everyting
    What’s that smell..?

  11. Angela says:

    Well, obviously it’s still worthy of posting. I took the picture on an actual t-shirt in Japan in 2005.

  12. A Noun says:

    I can’t even come up with any snark, I just want this shirt.

  13. sarbez says:

    dude, i already submitted a picture of this shirt. no fair

  14. dukethepcdr says:

    I think the smell might be coming from the excited, happy looking monkey.


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