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It not me, it’s you.

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Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.

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  1. lawl says:

    lol first

  2. Leo says:

    okay, I’ll just go somewhere else then…

  3. nFn says:

    sooo judgemental

    • griffinlady says:

      It’s both assertive and passive at the same time…
      I don’t know how to feel.

      Maybe I should give myself a time out
      and think about my aggressiveness and how it affects others
      yeah I think that would be good…

      This sign makes me feel like going to the therapist again.

  4. ulri says:

    How did they find out I’m dangerous?? 8I
    I didn’t even know it myself…

  5. Gone_With_The_Wendell says:

    Awww shucks. Michael Jackson was turned away at the border again…

    ** sighs **

  6. Droll not Troll says:

    I’m only slightly dangerous, so I’ll just enter a little way……..

  7. …But just in case, we put a brick wall behind this fence.

    • HooWuzDatMaskMan? says:

      If they had pointed the camera lens a little higher, you could’ve seen the electrified razor wire strung across the top of the brick wall, then the guard towers with dudes holding those .50 caliber sniper rifles, the ones where the bullets look like a ‘nanner.

      They must know that not only am I dangerous, I’m stubborn and determined as hell, too.

  8. LEILA says:

    Way to give me a complex. Thanks a lot!!!!!!!

  9. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Based on what reasoning or criteria?

  10. it’s true, I am pretty dangerous.

  11. Kel says:

    Enter what? The brick wall?

  12. Un Onymous says:

    Now whatever your name is, get ready for the big suprise. You are not “you”, you’re “me”.

  13. Joe says:

    It’s actually a sign for Chuck Norris.

  14. dr handle says:

    I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!

  15. I'm the chief says:

    oh, they’re talking about 007.

  16. nFn says:

    One who is known by a very long name made up of chinese characters, is dangerous and must not enter. You should try to avoid him as well.

  17. Darth Fart says:

    Ackshully, it’s a disguised portal to Hell.
    They put that sign up just for Dallas.
    That’s a kid at my school, not the town.

  18. Hi says:

    Lol, it should be translated “Because it’s dangerous, you cannot enter.”

    • Superfail says:

      1. Well no crap Hi… Your level of intelligence forces me to say this but maybe you should change your name to “high”

      2. Mr. Danger Sign… Theres no reason to be so paranoid. I’m actually quite nice if you dont mind my some what condensending sence of humor

  19. JohnB says:

    …But what if it enters me???

  20. Ras_Putin says:

    I am Gandalf the Grey, servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of armor. Because you are dangerous you may not enter.

  21. sharpeye says:

    Because you are not dangerous, you may enter at will so long as you do not become dangerous while on the premises.

  22. kore? says:

    the sign is just odd. it’s not mistranslated… it says the exact same thing in japanese.

    • Boux says:

      actually no, its because of the lack of pronouns in jap, the first part is “abunaikara” it means “Because it’s dangerous” but most of the time when you say it like that it’s directed at the person you’re talking to, in that case, it logically isnt. To evade confusion they couldve written “Abunaidesukara”, adding the desu.
      try it in a translator, like google or something (changing はい by the right kanji in the 2nd part -.-)
      あぶないですから、入ってはいけません

  23. Lola says:

    Maverick: That’s right, Ice… man. I am DANGEROUS.

  24. sorrel says:

    Does the fragrant grass tremble at our destructive feet?

  25. sorrel says:

    oh by the way, online translaters aren’t that great. I put in “The possum put my sister’s cookie in the toilet, whatever shall we do?” and translated it into a bunch of different language before back to english, and when I did, it said “Confirmation that the blood, my brother?

  26. Mew says:

    Aw, but the brick wall looks like fun! I won’t maim it, I swear!

  27. STARR says:

    oh, come on. i’m not really DANGEROUS .. just passive-aggressive. Give me a break, wouldja?


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