Comments on: Not on the first date

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:41:15 +0000

what kind of business is this?

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:48:06 +0000

“soft body” and “thick stick”. just needs “blond” and “brent corrigan”, and ill be happy

By: Simiantoastcrunch

Simiantoastcrunch — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:10:04 +0000

These are the criteria for that other kid’s sweatshirt for how to judge his mother’s partners.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:25:24 +0000

OMG, shake the thick stick really made me roflol. (still laughing)

By: Me likey thick stick

Me likey thick stick — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:03:01 +0000

omfg i laughed so hard im so saving this, thanx for the laugh teehee

By: IsumoVamp

IsumoVamp — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:42:23 +0000

LMAO! But can you do it all at the same time?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:18:44 +0000

I’m pretty sure I saw a one-handed handstand on Australia’s Got Talent. Amazing guy!

By: RawR

RawR — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:21:20 +0000

Is it just me or is it IMPOSSIBLE to do a one-handed handstand?

I could understand doing a two-handed handstand but this is just asking for too much

By: Morne

Morne — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:07:40 +0000

I found it funny… But, I just find the phrase “shake the thick stick” really really funny for some reason…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:58:39 +0000

Different strokes for different folks.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:42:04 +0000

*Sighs disconsolately* In my younger days…

By: Iknewyour Mom

Iknewyour Mom — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:48:43 +0000

This IS a check list for qualifying for the second date.

By: Iknewyour Mom

Iknewyour Mom — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:46:30 +0000

Maybe but your Mom loved it.

By: Iknewyour Mom

Iknewyour Mom — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:44:39 +0000

I assure you, you are no the first.
May I suggest condoms and a vaccination.

By: ObscureWittyReference

ObscureWittyReference — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:26:15 +0000

If he models a too-soft body at me, no likelihood of shaking the thick stick after.

By: фдуч_шяь

фдуч_шяь — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:00:55 +0000

but can it be done while also doing one-handed handstand?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:26:32 +0000

On the contrary. I’ve always found a softbody to be a prerequisite of thick-stick shaking…

By: Tomsworld

Tomsworld — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:38:17 +0000

Can I do it to YOUR MOM?

By: LaEscopeta

LaEscopeta — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:49:59 +0000

Only if you live in a trailer and agree to appear on the Jerry Springer show afterwards.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:24:40 +0000

NOOOOOOO the Engrish be nomming Anomnomnom! Halp!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:23:22 +0000

But no sound effects.

By: Anomnomnom Omnomnom

Anomnomnom Omnomnom — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:02:14 +0000

should be exhibit “L”

…no wait I mean R! no wait it’s L! R? L?? THE ENGRISH IS CONSUMING ME HAAAAARRRPP!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:17:12 +0000

We have. You’re Exhibit A.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:16:41 +0000

What, all at once?

By: Oberated

Oberated — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:55:12 +0000

Wost. Fake. Ever.

I know Fail Blog has low standards, but this is ridiculously absurd. Can we get some real fails around here?

By: Tordsworld

Tordsworld — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:37:43 +0000

Can you do it TO your mother-in-law?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:18:33 +0000

Pictures please!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:14:29 +0000

If you want to be number 1- PISS OFF!

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:04:57 +0000

Okay, okay…BUT, what about shaking the thick stick with one hand on the SECOND date? no? Too soon? Hoop diving the soft body on the third date?
Damn, I guess I’m just a horndog.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:13:00 +0000

They left out Soot Juggling, Nailing Jelly to a Tree and Sex While Standing Up in a Hammock.

By: puppatoons

puppatoons — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:19:46 +0000

Well, maybe if it’s his birthday…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:48:06 +0000

On first date, *both* hands on the table at all times. Hoop diving is definitely not appropriate.

By: Giraffie

Giraffie — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:41:12 +0000

So we just dive off the springboard into a one-handed handstand all the while softly shaking the thick stick? Sounds like a sex stunt to me

By: maestro

maestro — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:03:30 +0000

Yeah, well, about these Russia-Jokes. They’re not funny (mostly) and certainly not in CAPS. Go think about about a funny comment.

By: Hobbes

Hobbes — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:51:08 +0000

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THICK STICK SHAKES YOU!

By: Yukionna

Yukionna — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:04:48 +0000

Oh god, you know that Achmed and Fatimeh moron is going to do a gay sex story with this.

By: HooWuzDatMaskMan?

HooWuzDatMaskMan? — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:29:17 +0000

What is this- a strip joint?

By: wicked witch

wicked witch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:20:47 +0000

Nothing on the list sounds like anything you’d want to do in front of your mother-in-law.

By: Ohai

Ohai — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:44:22 +0000

modeling softbody .. sounds fun

By: qu0n

qu0n — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:54:51 +0000

uhhh…I wonder if “Shaking the Thick Stick” goes against any indecency laws

By: valuna

valuna — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:28:56 +0000

THIRD!! LULZ

By: Goldenthrush

Goldenthrush — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:16:04 +0000

So many bad comments to make… It’s mind boggling.

By: b b b b b

b b b b b — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:05:24 +0000

FIRST!